ERIC

My parents just walked in looking like two sick ass, limp legged dogs. They look like those dogs on the commercials n shit.

"What's wrong with yall?" DJ asks, laughing. Dad takes Keyair from him. "Father God, I know I barely pray. I know I don't go to church and I know I act like the sperm that created me came straight out of hell. But for real God, don't let Keyair be gay. Amen." he prays. Everybody looking at him hella crazy. "Granddaddy, that prayer was ugly." Ronnie says, dying laughing.

"Why you praying for him to not be gay? He can be anything he wanna be." Holland says. "You get more pussy than me, girl you shoulda been a nigga." DJ raps in 2Chaniz voice, dying laughing.

Her eyes tear up.  "He didn't mean it like that, Holland." Ma says, trying to touch her. Holland steps back. "Yall are so fake. Yall sit up  and pretend to be alright with me being gay but yall always throwing shade! That shit hurts! Then you sit here and ask God for him to not be Gay! Daddy, I'm gay! What the fuck?" she screams. "Auntie Holland, you eat pussy? Ohhh shit, you a carpet muncher?" Ronnie exclaims, dying laughing.

Kyra snatches him then hits him. "Get the fuck out, man. Go to your room." DJ says. Ronnie sighs then walks out.

"Holland... I ain't in the damn mood." dad calmly says. "Well, I am! So don't back out now! Dad, you such a fucking pussy!" she screams.

My mouth drops.  He hands Keyair to ma. "Everybody calm down." Ma says, trying to get between them. "Move." he simply says. She sighs then steps out the way.  "Come on,  man... don't do this today." Heaven says. "Hold up,  Holland, daddy finna be on that! I got the theme music... yall ready? Aight... Ok we knuckin, and buckin and ready to fight! I betcha I'mma throw them things, so haters best to think twice See, me, I ain't nothing nice, and crime mob, it ain't no stopping. It be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden!" he raps, shaking his hair and dancing.

Me, Heaven, DJ, Chevy, and Prince start dying laughing. Ma starts biting her lip trying hard to not laugh.  She snatches him to her by his hair. "Shut the fuck up, Shawd." she snaps at him.

"Shut up! You a pussy too!" Holland screams. Reshawd raises his eyebrow.  "I'm a what?" he asks. "A pussy. P-U-S-S-Y. A Vagina." she answers.  "Damn, shut the fuck up. We all know you can spell what you love to eat. Everybody can spell their favorite food. I always wanted to know what Asian pussy taste like, can you tell me, Holland the box eater?" he sarcastically asks.

"Shut the fuck up! Yall so damn disrespectful, this momma and daddy and yall acting like that!" Heaven snaps. "Hoe, shut up. That bitch not my damn momma and that bitch ass nigga barely a daddy anyways.  And Heaven, you ain't even his biological daughter, his brother is your dad. Since everybody all on me, I'm on yall." she says.

Dad looks at her upside her head.  "Hoe you lying." Heaven says, laughing.  "I was there when that test was done. How about you mind your own business, nosey hoe." Heaven says. "Nosey hoe? I got yo nosey hoe!" she screams.

Everybody just stop and start staring at her. "Analya!" Ma calls. Naly runs in giggling, then stops once she realizes nobody's laughing. "Take your baby brother to Abria." she says.  Naly gently picks him up then slowly walks out.

"Now, what was that, Holland? I'm getting real damn sick of those smart comments. I know I'm not your fucking momma, but your damn real momma ain't shit to yo ass, so the least you can do is thank me for being here for you." Ma says. "And you Ain't about To keep talking to Reshawd and your dad like that." she adds. "Bitch, fuck all yall." Holland says. Daddy turns around then screams out of anger then punches a big ass hole in the wall. I know he mad as hell cause he screamed, plus she pushed him to where he got anger tears streaming down his face. Last time he got like that was when DJ and Jaylen got locked up.

"Holland... shut up for your own good. Just go to your room." I say. "Fuck you too, Eric! I can't stand this family! And Reshawd, I hate you!" Holland screams.  He blankly stares at her, then puts his hair in a ponytail.  "Bitch ass nigga! Yall worried about if I'm gay, but this lil nigga got his hair in a ponytail! That's feminine!" she screams.  "Shut up. You getting so irritating." Heaven says.  "I know, right. Over dramatic bitch. I wasn't even finna talk my shit, but you hate the whole damn family, I'm a part of the family, so imma talk shit. Bitch ass hoe" DJ says.

"You, Reshawd, and Eric can die." she simply says. Reshawd gives her a blank look then punches her dead in her mouth. "Bitch you talk too much." he calmly says, then grabs his kool aid off the table and starts drinking it.

She punches his cup out his hand then starts hitting him. He starts dying laughing like he ain't phased. "Have fun cause when it's my turn to swing, imma knock yo lips off ya face. You ain't gone have shit to eat pussy with no more." he says.

We start dying laughing cause she so mad at nothing.  "Quit." Ma says, pulling them apart. "Holland..." dad starts. "What, pussy?" she snarls at him, then punches his chest.

He raises his eyebrow then punches her so damn hard in her mouth.  Both of her lips split down the middle, then she flew back to the wall hollering and crying. "Now, you wanna eat pussy like a grown man and you wanna keep on disrespecting a grown man, imma treat yo ass like one. Get the fuck out my damn house." he says.

He goes and grabs her set of keys and her phone.  "Get out." he says. "Daddy, where am I about to go?" she screams.  He shrugs his shoulders. "I don't know and I don't care. This yo second time pulling this shit. I let yall go so far with disrespect but I'm through with it. So leave." he says, pointing at the door. "Really?" she sobs. "Now you calm? Man, fuck you. Leave." he says again. "How can you say that? I'm your daughter!" she screams. He looks at her crazy. "I killed my own momma, the bitch who had me, and you really think I give a damn about you? You proved how you feel, and when you don't feel shit, I don't either.  Leave." he calmly says.

Damn, that's some cold shit. He didn't lie though. Any time some one will kill their own momma, chances are, they won't hesitate to off their kids neither. "At least I'm letting you breathe. You gotta go." he says. "I didn't mean that." she sobs. "You so fuckin' weak. You said all that  shit and now that you getting the consequences of your actions, you wanna fold up and swear you didn't mean it. You can leave." he says. "Okay, everybody calm down. Everyone's stressed and emotions are high right now. Let's not act out of anger." Ma says. Holland grabs tissue and starts trying to stop the blood from flowing out of her mouth. She spits some out. "Aight... one hundred, I love yall but I hate this family at the same time. Daddy, I never got the chance to be a normal girl cause of you being so well known in the streets. I can't even go in walmart without some goons watching after me and that's terrible! It's almost like I'm guarded as if I belong to the president! Dad, you don't understand. And yall pick at me for liking women but it's Zaya's fault I like girls now." she cries.

"The fuck? My fault?" ma  screams. Holland starts all out crying. "Zaya, I was attracted to you even when I was a little girl and it never went away. The time you made our mommas let us visit dad in jail, I thought you were cute. When yall got out of jail and I met you again, it was like I was really attracted to you and I'm jealous of you and daddy and the only reason I'm like a hoe when it comes to women is cause its like I look for a piece of you in every woman. I'm sorry. I just love you more than I'm supposed to." she sobs.

My mouth completely drops. "The fuck?" DJ mumbles. Chevy puts up his church finger then walks out shaking his head in disbelief.

"Um... oh God." ma mumbles, then passes out on Prince.  He picks her up and shakes her. "I'm sorry." Heaven cries. Ma sighs. "Okay, it's confession time. I don't care about you being gay. My best friend is gay. Yall didn't know, but Tae liked women just as much as she liked men. Kwame... well, it's safe to say he's gay too on the low. And when I gave up on men for a little while, I let a few girls in my bedroom. So... yeah." Ma admits.  "Dayuuuuuummmmmm!!!! You fine as hell, real nigga shit though so that don't matter!" Chevy exclaims out of nowhere.

I shake my head. This way too much for me to deal with.  What the fuck is going on?

  "Don't play the victim. Leave." dad finally says. "Huh?" she asks. "Holland, you act like I don't know yo ass. I've been knowing you your whole life and I see straight through that shit you said. You a narcissist. You'll say anything to make yo self look right." Dad says.  "Safe house goin up... on a Tuesday! Got Holland in the cut and she leavin!" Reshawd sings, laughing.

"Shut up." Prince says. "Give her one more chance, dad." I say, sighing.  Even though she talked to me like I'm not shit, I'd hate to see her go and get fucked up in the streets. The streets ain't shit to play with and they could care less about her being a teenager and don't care about her being a girl neither. The game hella dirty. Plus, we always lost some to this shit, I can't watch her go out like this.

"Leave." he says again. "Where the girl gone go, Craig? Baby, you being irrational." Granny says, wrapping her arms around Holland. I shake my head. "This the problem. You stay babying her ass, then wonder why she so fucked up now!" Dad snaps at grandma. "Craig, don't talk to your grandma like that!" Ma screams. He sighs. "My bad, granny." he says. She punches him in his eye. "Watch the way you talk to me, damnit. You not the only crazy mothafucka round here, you hear me, boy? Now try me." she snaps, glaring him in his eyes.

"Let a nigga try me, try me. Imma get his whole-" granny cuts Reshawd off. "Imma kill his ass,  talk to me like that again. Now that's what's gone happen if ya try me, hell." granny says, then leads Holland to the back.

I shake my head. This house is too wild, man. She just completely got my dad in check. Damn

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