Shinki;*Does finger guns* This town just ain't big enough for the both of us.

Katana;*Sighs in annoyance* I'm sorry, I just can't help but want to spare your self-esteem. It must be so hard dating someone so much prettier than you.

Kyou;*Hands you teddy bear* Hey! Let's play hide and seek! You close your eyes, and I'll hide! Sound fun? *Runs away, resuming avoiding you for the rest of your life*

Gabe;*Sits you down* Babe, i'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. It's not you, it's me. I need to work some things out, it's personal. Would you please wait till I'm ready for you? It just seems so unfair that a guy like me put a princess like you through this. But, if it's not too much to ask, would you wait for me?

Lui;*Via text* Bye bitch, I got a new chick now! See ya! 

(Or) 

Bye hoe! 

                                                  Why Lui? Why are you breaking up with me? Did I do something wrong?!

Nah, it's nothing like that. I simply don't like you.

                                  Thanks,

                                                Your Sk8er Boi,

                                                                                Druid