157.    When the day after tomorrow
            is yesterday,
            today will be as far from
            Wednesday as today was for
            Wednesday when the day 
            before yesterday was tomorrow.
            So, what is the day after this day?

158.   Why is it illegal to bury someone living in Texas?

159.    Boys use it.
           Girls love it.
           Parents hate it.
           What is this five letter word that has everyone stirred up?

ANSWERS:

157.   Thursday.

158.   You can't bury someone that's still living.

159.  Phone.

A/N   Have a very Happy New Year :D to all!