"Yeah, but the satyrs you have are working super hard. I think they're scared of you."

"That's silly. I'm not scary."

"You're the lord of the Wild, dude. The chosen one of Pan. A member of the Council of—"

"Stop it! You're as bad as Juniper. I think she wants me to run for president next."

—Percy Jackson and Grover Underwood, The Last Olympian.