[Rick manages to convince Summer to let him into Morty's room. Morty's sitting on his bed.]

Morty: Fuck you.

Rick: Morty calm the fuck down, calm your shit Morty.

Morty: How am I supposed to calm down when all my parents do anymore is fight with each other? Every day I have to watch them yell at each other and it's just the same thing every day. You can clearly tell they both don't like each other anymore but they continue to stay together "for the kids!" But this isn't benefiting anyone in the house seeing how their relationship is and it's just on fire and crashing and all I wanted to do was leave!

Rick: Then just tell them their relationship is fucking everybody up and tell them it's time for them to grow some balls and fucking separate or take a break.

Morty: Rick, y-you don't just say it! They're my parents!

Rick: Well, your parents are fucking dumbasses and need to do something with their lives besides arguing all the fucking time. If you're not going to say something, I guess I will.

[Rick gets up to leave the room. Morty stands in his way.]

Morty: R-rick, no, I can't let you do this.

[Rick easily pushes him out of the way.]

[oOOOOH NO LOOK MORTY'S ALL BROKEN AND ON THE FLOOR]

[and so is the author ahEM ANYWAY Rick approached Beth and Jerry.]

Rick: I'm gonna give it to you straight: your excuse of 'doing it for the kids' isn't working, y'all are ruining Morty's life and you need to accept that you need a fucking divorce.

Jerry: Oh, fuck off Rick. What would you know?

Beth: Jerry... maybe he has a point.

Jerry: Oh, so you're taking your father's side again?

Beth: Jerry, don't start this argument again, I swear to god.

Jerry: Beth, it's me or him! It's time you made your choice!

Beth: Fine, we'll have it your way. We're divorcing or we're taking a break.

[Later, Jerry is seen packing his things. Summer approaches Beth.]

Summer: Mom? What's going on, why is Dad packing his things?

Beth: We're just taking a break from each other, sweetie.

[Rick and Morty (ahahahaha title drop) are standing next to each other.]

Morty: Aww jeez, Rick. This is really happening?

Rick: It's as real as your eyes, Morty. This is what you wanted, isn't it?

Morty: I-I mean, in a way.

[Rick starts heading back to where he put his original portal gun.]

Rick: C'mon, Morty. I'm taking you to a dimension, nice and special.

Morty: R-really? Why?

Rick: Because it'll keep your mind off things.

[Rick takes Morty to a dimension that looked like the absolute definition of utopia. The sun was shining, the buildings were bright, and flowers bloomed. Rick and Morty (wOWIE ANOTHER TITLE DROP EH?) walked towards the buildings, and although he was distracted before Morty started to become unsettled.]

Morty: Hey Rick... w-where is everybody, anyway? I-it's pretty empty for a place thriving like this.

[As if on cue, a slimy green monster with no eyes towered over them, gaping its jaws to reveal large, sharp fangs. It swings one of its many arms at a house, destroying it.]

Rick: Well, that was option one. We'll find a better one.

Morty: W-wait, Rick, we can't just l-l-leave this! He'll destroy the entire population!

Rick: Yeah, and why do I care?

Morty: We're here because of me, right? I should get to call at least some shots.

Rick: No, Morty, that's stupid. Let's just go somewhere nicer.

Morty: We can't just stand here, Rick, we have to do something-

[The monster suddenly turns, the two of them catching its attention.]

Rick: FUCK MORTY RUN.

[Rick and Morty (I won't even make the joke anymore) run into a narrow alleyway. The monster chases them, thrashing its limbs in all different directions in pursuit. It slams its body to the side of the building, trying to grasp either of the two without luck. The monster lets out a hideous roar in frustration while continuing to slam its body against the building.]

Rick: Alright Morty, I got us an idea to get out of this mess.

Morty: W-well? What is it, Rick?

Rick: I'm going to run out there and do some fucking dumb shit to get the monster's attention so it's focused on me. And once that monster isn't looking over here anymore, you're gonna jump out and shoot its fucking brains out and kill it.

Morty: Aw jeez, Rick. That sounds like a pretty dangerous idea, I don't know how I feel about that.

Rick: Well, Morty. We wouldn't be stuck in this mess if you just would have let me open a portal to go somewhere else! You insisted that we absolutely HAD to do SOMETHING about this monster because it is here destroying homes and we don't even know what the fuck lives here. If you want, it isn't too late and I'll just open a fucking portal and we'll leave this dump.

Morty: No, no Rick alright let's do it, you're right. I told us to get rid of this monster.

Rick: That's the spirit, Morty! Let's get out there and kill that thing!