Alien Pet
Different way of writing sorry. In the living room.
"Dad!Dad!Dad!" Emma said excitably running into the living to her dad holding something behind her back "Guess what I got!"
"Oh my I don't know? What?" Jerry said smiling then screamed when she showed him (Picture above) "What the... What is that!" Jerry asked.
"Jerry what's with the screaming oh my lanta! Emma put that thing down!" Beth said walking into the room noticing the creature.
"Her name is Fefe isn't she the cutest grandpa gave me her." Emma asked hugging Fefe but then Jerry swatted Fefe with a newspaper making her runaway "Why did you do that!" Emma asked tearing up.
"Sorry honey but that thing could be dangerous!" Jerry said now mad "Where's Rick?!" Jerry said wanting answers.
"In the garage." Emma said then looked under the couch "Fefe come here Fefe." Emma called out.
"Oh when I put my hands on Rick!" Jerry swore going to the garage.
"You know in a way it's a pretty sweet thing to give." Beth tried reasoning then took Emma's hand with her "Sweetie Fefe isn't going anywhere were having a talk with grandpa." She said
"Okay but its almost time to feed her." Emma said shrugging.
In the garage.
"Summer for the last time I'm not upgrading your stupid phone." Rick said making some device not caring about whats going around him.
"Well when I'm laughed at for not having a super sophisticated phone like I promised that's on you!" Summer said stomping out in a huff with her phone.
"Geeze Rick why didn't you just upgrade her phone?" Morty asked handing Rick a screwdriver.
"Because it's a waste of time and I've already gave one of my granddaughters a meaningless [burp] gift today."Rick said taking a swig of his flask as Jerry, Beth, and Emma came in the garage.
"Rick! How could you give a 4yr old girl a space creature as a pet!" Jerry said demanding an answer.
"Easy she kept asking for and I quote ' a super cool alien thing please of please I'll love you forever and I'll never ask for anything ever again' which was a major lie." Rick said crossing his arms.
"Nuh uh! It was not a lie! I swear it! Grandpa I do!" Emma insisted and ran back into the living room
"Since she doesn't fully understand anything yet I just gave her a pet instead of holding her promise against her for the rest of her life.Your welcome." Rick calmly said.
"But dad what if this beast eats her or lays its eggs in her stomach?" Beth asked "And Morty why didn't you stop him from giving her that thing?" Beth asked again.
" I didn't know about this!" Morty defended then looked at Rick "What the heck Rick!"
"Will you all relax already! Its fine okay its just a female lillichia its a domesticated herbivore! It only eats fruits and seeds and can only reproduce sexually! Okay! We cool?"
"Well in that case thank you dad its a wonderful gift." Beth said walking away "Emma honey me and your dad will help you look for Fefe!" Jerry sighs and goes into the living room.
"You know Morty now that I think about it i should probably check to see if Fefe has any life threatening diseases." Rick said getting up taking a giant needle "Just in case she has any form of space rabies." he said leaving Morty looking stupidly at the scene.
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