"S-stan I got y-you a present"
"Bill,that's sweet but I'm jewish,i do hanukah"
"I know,so d-dont think of it as a c-christmas present, th-think of it as  a thanks"
" 'thanks' for what"

Bill gave him a peck on the cheek

"F-for being the b-best boyfreind ever"
"aaaaaawe that's so sweet bill"

Stan opend the gift wrapping and smiled widely

"A book of birds!, omg I love it bill"

Stan takled bill in a hug pushing him to the ground to where he was pinning him down. He connected there lips in a sweet kiss.

"I love you bill"
"I l-love you too"

They reconnected there lips exept this one was more rough and harder.

Beverly climbed into the clubhouse

"Hey guys i-...."

They both looked back up at her

"Sorry I ment hi gays, anyway merry Christmas and happy hanukkah you two lover boys"

Stan threw his book at her

"S-stan"
"What?"
"W-what have I said about th-throwing stuff"
"Sorry bill,sorry beverly"

They all climbed out of the clubhouse and were on there way to the quarry when they saw richies back up against a tree while making out with eddie.

"Damn is everyone gay" Beverly said
"Hey I'm pan and Bill's bi,them two are the gay ones"
"I think we should just l-leave em" they all walked the other way to the quarry.

I'm sorry I haven't posted in while,but I've been working on other stories and brainstorming ideas. Also if you want to you can leave suggestions for future oneshots and I will credit you.