Switch-a-Rooney
Richelle POV
Liv and Maddie were taking their driving test as Joey, Mom, Dad, Parker, and Diggie we're setting up a party for them when they come back
"Okay, Liv and Maddie will be back from their driving test any second. Ready to celebrate?" Mom asked
"Check it." I told her as the boys picked up a giant driver's license and put their heads through the cut out
"Sing it loud!" Joey said singing
"Bam! What?!" Parker yelled as mom laughed
"I'm stoked for Maddie. Having a license that means she can go anywhere and do anything." Diggie said as dad glared at him
"That a responsible teenager would do after getting approval from her father. Not that I've ever asked her not to get approval. Why am I still talking?" Diggie rambled as I mouthed I don't know
"Why are you in my house? Why haven't you gotten a haircut? We've all got questions." Dad told him as Liv walked through the door
"There she is. Congratulations, Liv. One of our two new drivers." Mom said
"Yes. Hold your rah-rahs. Only one of us passed. Total bummer-rang." Liv told us
"Aw, you'll get it next time, kid." Dad told her
"No. I'm the one who passed. License to surprise!" Liv says smiling
"Wait, if you passed, that means Maddie failed. Maddie doesn't fail anything. Ooh!" Diggie said
"Oh!" We all said in realization as we started taking down the decorating
"Burn it! Burn it all!" Joey yelled as Maddie stormed in the house
"Well I failed. Guess I know what it feels like to be a loser now. You know what I'm talking about, Joey." Maddie said
"Ouch! I would call that a drive-by if you had your license." Joey told her as he imitated an explosion
"So what happened?" Mom asked her
"I will tell you what happened. The DMV discriminates. Yeah. They only give their licenses to people who can make left-hand turns." Maddie told us
"They do come in handy when you want to go left." Mom told her
"Why would you purposefully turn into oncoming traffic when you can go up one block and make three rights?" Maddie asked
"Who needs their license anyway, am I right? I do! I need my license!" Maddie yelled
"Don't worry, Maddie. I'll drive you anywhere you want to go." Diggie told her as Dad glared again
"Seriously, why am I still talking? Why am I still here? I'll go get my hair cut." He said as he left as Liv and Maddie looked confused
Mom, Dad, Joey, Parker, and I were all sitting on the couch watching a scary movie
"Guys! I have something really exciting to say." Liv told us walking down the stairs smiling
"How about you pause your piehole for two hours? We'll get to you later." Parker told her
"We're all listening, Liv." Mom said as she paused the movie
"Okay. There is a major film shooting in Wisconsin this summer, and I'm up for a big part." She told us
"How exciting! What's it about?" Mom asked
"It's based on some book about wolves in space." Liv said
"Space Werewolves!" Parker and Joey yelled
"That is my favorite graphic novel." Joey told her
"No way! They want me to play Tristan." She said
"As in Tristan Lycanth? Yeah. The hero?" Joey asked as he and Parker laughed
"Ha ha, but Tristan's a boy." Parker told her
"Technically half-boy, half-werewolf. But he is definitely not a girl." Joey said disgustingly
"Right. Not yet. But the people making the movie saw my episode of Sing it Loud! right where I dreamt that I was on an international space station and I saved the earth by singing the high note that shattered the asteroid before it hit earth. Aah!" Liv told us as she sang a high note then Imitated explosion sounds
"I love that episode." Parker told her
"Really? 'Cause I had some logic problems with it. But you sparkled, honey." Mom says
"They liked it so much that they're considering changing the role of Tristan into a girl just for me."
"That's great Liv just be carful fanboys and da girls are crazy I'll even come with you on Saturday he'll you feel more comfortable" I told her
"Thanks Richie" she told me
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Joey and Parker found some chocolate pudding in the fridge. I secretly knew it was Liv's face mask but I wasn't telling them that
"Oh! Hey, Liv, you want some chocolate pudding We found a big bowl of it in the fridge." Parker told her
"Um, boys, that's not chocolate pudding. That's my organic face mask from Paris." Liv told them
"Oh, ho ho ho. Fancy pudding." Joey said as they kept eating it
"Yeah. It's made with orangutan poop." She told them as Parker spat it out
"Well, whatever that monkey ate was delicious." Joey said as he continued eating
"Is that banana?" He asked as I cringed and gagged night only was he eating poop but Parker just spit back int the bowel
"Okay, just Eww, Joey" I told him as I fought him for the bowl
"Are you sure were wombmates" I asked him
"Get this. Somehow word has spread through the blogosphere that I'm up for the role of Tristan in "Space Werewolves. " Liv told us as I looked over at Parker and Joey
"Let me guess. The fanboys were none too pleased about you playing Tristan. You probably want to throw in the towel and back out." Joey asked her
"Uh, no. I mean, why do I care what nerd nation thinks about me" Liv asked
"Because we are a powerful force to be reckoned with I mean, they are!" Joey yelled
"Whatever. This weekend I have a personal appearance at Neville's Novelty Shoppe to sign "Sing it Loud!" DVDs. Why don't you guys come with me?" She told us
"Liv, Neville's is fanboy central if they find out that you don't know what you're talking about they will eat you alive." I told her
"He's a werewolf and he lives in space. I think anything else I need to learn about him will be in here. I can probably finish this by Saturday, yeah?" She said picking up the book
"Liv, that's volume 1. There are 64 volumes." I told her
"Hah! No wonder they're making this into a movie. Who would want to read all that?" Liv asked as she left
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Me and the boys were at Nevilles as Joey and I were reading comic books
"Hey, check it out I sold Liv's toothbrush to a "Sing it Loud!" Fan and got us a bunch of gummy eyeballs." Parker told Joey and I
"Too bad she only has one toothbrush." Joey told him
"Oh, please I picked that one off the sidewalk out front." He told us as we saw the fan brushing her teeth with the toothbrush as she cringed
Liv then walked out and tripped over the table and sat down
"Thank you all so much for coming to the season 4 DVD signing of Sing it Loud!" She sang weirdly as Artie and his minions showed up
"Artie's here. Let the games begin." Joey said smirking as Artie saw me and backed up
"Richelle Rooney, the wind behind my wings, the reason why my heart breath, the breath of fresh air, my blond haired goddess" Artie told me as I cleared my throat
"1" I counted as he walked up to Liv
"Liv Rooney. Are the rumors true that you, a girl, might play Tristan Lycanth?" Artie asked
"It's true, fanboy. What say you?" Liv asked
"I say it's intergalactic blasphemy! And I shall prove you're unworthy. Be warned my minions are live blogging. King_Artie_the_magnificent @ wolfspot dot howl." Artie told her
"Ha ha. Bring it on, king Artie." Liv challenged
"Speak for Tristan's lineage." Artie asked as she looked caused
"Who are his parents?" He asked
"Liv is about to go down in flames." Joey told Parker and I as he smirked
"His parents are the werewolf Magrol and queen Zira. Bam! What?!" Liv yelled that's not Liv it's Maddie
"I mean, space-tastic question." Maddie said
"Maddie." The boys hissed
I got me some popcorn as I watched this whole ordeal go down
"Final question, girl. When Tristan split the galactic pangaea, what did he say to the scattering colonies?
" Artie asked
"Run to the stars, wolves. But always put first your families. For their love keeps you tethered to the universe." Maddie said as Artie mouthed some of the words with her
"Wow. You've gotta admit Maddie's making Liv look really good." I told the boys
"She's not fooling anyone" Joey said
Well, except everyone here." I told them
"Well, Liv Rooney I'm sold. I mean, you will make a great Tristan Lycanth. All hail the she-Tristan!" Artie said as the boys howled and bowed
"And, FYI tell your sister I currently am available for le prom." Artie told Maddie
"I'm not going to prom with you" I yelled
"But your window of opportunity is closing. Boop!" He told me touching my nose
"Get Lost" I told him
"Artie. Are you serious? You can accept my sister playing Tristan?" Joey asked
"What part of" Artie asked as he howled
"Don't you understand?" Artie asked
"Okay, so Parker and I are the only ones that have a problem with this?" Joey asked
"Um, speak for yourself. She won me over too. Artie, tail me." Parker said as Artie put a tail on Parker
"You know what, Artie tail me too." Joey said as Artie gave him a tail
"All hail the she-Tristan!" Joey said as they all bowed and howled as Maddie posed
"You guys are nerds" I said as I walked away
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So Liv was now moms personal driver which was pretty hilarious
Parker, Joey, and I were riding in the back as mom was on the passenger side and Liv was driving. We were all our phones
"Liv, you were absolutely right. It is mind-blowing what I can accomplish from the passenger seat of the car. I paid a bill, ordered some cute tops, and adopted a penguin." Mom told Liv
"Ooh! Incoming." Mom said
"Oh! Aah! That's funny. Maddie just sent me the funniest photo. You kids want to see it?" Mom asked us as we nodded
"Okay, I'll send." She told us as she sent us the picture as we all laughed
"That's classic!" Parker yelled as we kept laughing
"What is everybody laughing at? What are we looking at? What's so funny? I hate driving!" Liv yelled
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