Note: Valentine's Day to sab manate hai, how about celebrating anti Valentine's week? In line comments please... warna yaha se nikal jaye.

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" Vansh ko mai chorungi nahi. Sala kutta, kameena, aise to naa jaane kitne pyaar ke vaade karta hai aur abhi dekho, Valentine's ke din business trip per chala gaya"

Ridhima grumbled to herself, muttering hundred of curses for her husband who left her alone on the Valentine's Day and went on a date with his first wife, Angre.

They both had gone on a business trip in the starting of Valentine's week itself and Vansh hadn't wished her on any day.

Ridhima: Baby aapke papa baht bure hai. Unhe aane to do, phir batati hu Ridhima Vansh raisinghania aakhir cheez kya hai.

She whispered to herself with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

Slap day ♡

Vansh had finally returned from his business trip after 7 long days. He missed his little wife too much but work had to be done. It was already 2 in the morning so all were asleep already.

He knew, she will be angry on him as he had not wished her Valentine's Day. Not only that, he had not planned any single thing for her when last year she had proposed him beautifully.

Sighing, he tiptoed to his room, making sure not to make any noise and opened the door slowly. He peeped inside and sighed in relief as he saw her sleeping peacefully on the bed.

Vansh: Chalo atleast chain ki neend to le hi sakta hu thori der.

He mumbled to himself and changed into his night dress. Laying down beside his wife, he kept adoring her sleeping figure.

Vansh: Hayeeeeeeeeeeee, sote waqt Kitni pyaari lag rahi hai.

He whispered to himself, caressing her cheeks softly and smiled widely. Ridhima stirred in her sleep and turned around, her front facing Vansh while he wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her closer to himself.

Ridhima opened her eyes slowly, holding back a yawn. She looked around slowly with her brows furrowed, her eyes traveled to her husband who was looking at her with dreamy eyes.

Ridhima: Aaj to hadh hi ho gayi, roz to mere sapno mein Rrahul Sudhir aata tha aaj Ye Vanshwa kyu aa gaya.

She mumbled to herself with a disappointed sigh while Vansh's eyes widened in shock.

Vansh: Oh hello! Pehli baat to ye Ki mera naam Vansh hai! Vansh Raisinghania naa ki vanshwa. Aur ye Kaun Rrahul Sudhir tumhare Sapno mein aa raha hai?!

He exclaimed and ridhima again opened her eyes slowly, looking at him weirdly.

Ridhima: Ye sapne wala Vansh bhi utna hi irritating hai jitna ki real wala.

She said, getting cranky. Suddenly Vansh held her arms and pulled her towards himself making her eyes widen.

Vansh: Mai yaha Sach mein hu ridhima

He said with 'tiny' bit of jealousy in his voice and she pushed him, glaring at him.

Ridhima: Ye kya harkat hai Vansh! Ek to hafto baad ghar aate ho, phone nahi karte Aur jab ek masoom ladki soo rahi hoti hai to use aise jaga dete ho!

She shouted, hitting his chest, making his eyes go wide.

Vansh: Sweetheart.... Listen.. I'm sorry-

He was cut off by a blow that landed on his face, all thanks to his wife. Vansh gasped, just realizing that he got slapped.

The Vansh Raisinghania, slapped by his pregnant wife in middle of the night.

He caressed the area she slapped, while Ridhima was sort of regretting her move, but for her, it was bare minimum pain in front of what she faced.

Tears welled up in his eyes and he stared at her with a pout.

Vansh: Tumne mujhe mara sweetheart.....

He whispered, caressing his cheeks and sniffled slightly. Ridhima was about to hold his face when her eyes fell on the clock.

It was 2:30 am of 15th February, means it was slap day today.

Starting of anti Valentine's week.

What if they did not celebrate Valentine's week, she will celebrate anti Valentine's week!

Ridhima: Happy slap day and good night!

She said, before pulling duvet over her and turned the other side.

Vansh was gaped. At that moment he knew, this week is going to be very long.

Kick day ♡

" Sweetheart please... " Vansh whined, running behind his wife with a plate of fruits in his hands.

Ridhima walked ahead, ignoring him completely. vansh sighed and ran a hand through his hair, staring at his pregnant wife who had been ignoring him since the time he returned from trip.

It's not that he didn't said sorry or begged for forgiveness but he either got cold shouldered or ignored as if he didn't exist.

Vansh: Acha mere liye naa sahi atleast hamare hone wale baby keliye to khaa lo

He shouted, as she locked their room from inside.

Vansh: Come on riddhu! Stop behaving like a kid when you are going to have a kid in few months.

He said, leaning against the door with a huff.

Ridhima: Kya bola tumne! 'kid'? Mai bacho wali harkate karti Hu?! Haa?!

She shouted as soon as she opened the door. The plate in his hands fell on the ground as by mistake, ridhima kicked his something too precious.

Vansh groaned in pain. Ridhima gasped slightly and stared at Vansh wide eyed.

Vansh: Ye kya kar diya ridhima... Tumhe ek aur lalla nahi chahiye kya?

Perfume day ♡

Vansh hummed the tune of his favorite song and sprayed the perfume all over his clothes, admiring himself in the mirror.

Vansh: Ufffffffff! Bhagwan ne kya bala banai hai

He whispered to himself and stared at his reflection with an awe expression.
His self talk was interrupted when the washroom door opened and an exhausted ridhima came out of there.

Vansh frowned, taking long strides towards her, he held her arms softly.

Vansh: Ridhima....?

He whispered, softly while she leaned on him.

Vansh: thik to ho na tum?

He asked, holding her in his arms. Suddenly, ridhima pushed him and again went inside the washroom.

Vansh: Ridhima!

He called out, running behind her. Rubbing her back, he tucked a strand of hair behind her ears as she puked.

Vansh: Are you alright?

He asked, softly as she rinsed her mouth with water.

Ridhima: God! I'm so done. I just can't bear it anymore.

She whispered, exhausted and he held her hands, looking at her worried.

Vansh: Doctor ko phone karu kya?

He said and ridhima glared at him making him flinch.

Ridhima: Ye sab na tumhari galti hai

She said, poking her finger on his chest. Vansh looked at her wide eyed.

Vansh: Meri!? Meri kya galti hai?

He exclaimed and she shot him a glare.

Ridhima: Tumhara perfume!

Vansh: huh?

He whispered, confused.

Ridhima: Tumhare perfume ke wahiyat smell se mujhe phir se ulti hui

Vansh: It's literally one of the most expensive perfume-

Ridhima: Tum khud use phekoge yaa ye shubh kaam mai Karu?

Vansh: Come on! That's not fair ridhima

He shouted, glaring at the retreating figure of his wife who just walked out of the washroom.

Flirting day ♡

Ridhima: Ye insaan, khud ko samajhta Kya hai ha!?

She whispered to herself, feeling like strangling him to death.

Ridhima: Ye kam tha kya, Vansh angre ko mujhse zyada attention deta tha per ab to jaise wo mujhe bhool hi gaya hai.

She said, tears breaming in her eyes.

Ridhima: Ek second, aaj to flirting day hai na? Ek kaam karti hu, kisi ke Saath flirt karti hu.

She smirked at the devilish idea that formed in her mind.

Ridhima: Aaj tumhari biwi tumhare Pehli biwi ke saath flirt karegi Vansh. Bass tum dekhte jao.

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Ridhima: Angre baby.....

She called out sweetly and angre choked on the water he was drinking and looked at her wide eyed.

Vansh who was sitting beside him, his attention snapped over to his wife who didn't even glanced at him.

Ridhima: kuch chahiye tumhe? Juice, khaana, chocolates? Anything?

She asked sweetly, batting her eyelashes and both of them looked at her shocked.

Angre: Nahi bhabhi I'm fine.

He said, still in shock.

Ridhima: Come on angre, call me ridhima not bhabhi.

She said with a pout and angre glanced at Vansh who was looking at him with murderous glint in his eyes.

Angre: Bhabhi aap dono ke chakkar mein boss mujhe maar dalenge

He thought to himself and smiled nervously.

Angre: Wo actually mujhe ek zaroori kaam Yaad aa gaya, mai abhi aaya

He said with a fake smile and tried to get out the situation and Vansh's murderous glare.

Ridhima: Come on angre!

She whined but he was already gone. With a huff, she stormed out of the living room clearly not happy with the results.

Confession day ♡

Vansh: Ridhima aur kitne din ignore karogi mujhe

He whined, walking behind his little wife who yet again, ignored him.

Vansh: I'm so done! Mujhe at least batao to, aakhir meri galti kya hai

He said and this made ridhima stop in her tracks. She turned around and glared at him.

Ridhima: Tumhe pata nahi hai ki tumne aakhir kiya kya hai!?

She said and Vansh flinched slightly, regretting his words. He opened his mouth to say something but she cut him off.

Ridhima: So listen, Mr Vansh raisinghania, YOU left me alone the whole Valentine week and not to forget the fact that you didn't even reach out to me on any day AND you spent the whole Valentine with my sautan, Angre.

She said, poking her fingers in his chest while he stared at her wide eyed. A blush creeped on his face at the mention of last line.

Ridhima stared at him with disbelief and disappointment, she was so done with this man.

Missing day♡

Ridhima: I'm missing him.

She whined, sitting on the bed with a huff. It had been whole 5 days since they had even talked properly, let alone hugging and sharing intimacy.

Ridhima: I miss his warmth when he used to hug me.

She whispered to herself and a lonesome drop of tear gathered in her eyes.

Sighing, she laid on the bed, waiting for Vansh to come. As soon as she heard the door being open, she closed her eyes making it feel as if she was asleep already.

She felt a soft touch on her forehead and the mattress dip beside her. Ridhima eagerly waited for Vansh to back hug her and engulf her in his arms.

She frowned feeling no contact. Turning around, she saw Vansh staring at the ceiling.

So was he ignoring her now?

Pouting, she wrapped her arms around his torso and snuggled closer to him, hiding her face in crook of his neck.

Ignoring him can wait, right now, she needed to be pampered by her husband.

Break up day ♡

Ridhima: I want a divorce.

She exclaimed, sitting on the bed with a huff. Vansh sighed and kneeled down in front of her.

Vansh: Sweetheart.... I can explain-

Ridhima: What will you explain!? That Angre is my sautan and your first wife?

She exclaimed and Vansh's eyes widened.

Vansh: Ridhima tumhe andaza bhi hai ki tum bol kya rahi ho

Ridhima: Ache se andaza hai, tum angre se pyaar karte ho na?

She asked, tears rolling down her cheeks. Vansh looked at the lady in front of him with disbelief, she was getting some serious mood swings.

Vansh: Ridhima tum biwi ho meri, Mai usse pyaar kyu karunga, haa? Tum hi bolo

He said sweetly, trying to coax her. She looked like a small baby who was declined to give her favorite candy.

Ridhima: Katti... Katti... Katti! Mai nahi baat kar rahi tumse, hamara breakup ho gaya

She said and stormed out of the room.

Vansh: Ridhima

He shouted, looking at her retreating figure. Sighing, he turned around and started at the readers who were reading about this poor man who was victim of anti Valentine week.

Vansh: To bacho, Isse Ye lesson milta hai ki biwi ko Valentine's per Kabhi ignore mat karna especially jab wo pregnant ho warna aapka jeena haram ho jayega.

He said and sighed heavily.

Ridhima: Vansh!

He heard her scream.

Vansh: Ab mai chala apni biwi ko manane, aap sab apna dhyan rakhiye.

He said with a soft smile and turned around.

Vansh: Arey sweetheart, meri baat to suno!

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