HERZLICHEN GLUCKWÜNSCH ZUM GEBURTSTAG, JES !  :*

To my Sweet Miss.Salt,

I know, I get that look on your face. You are definitely muttering few words to yourself which go like, "Why the heck is she calling me 'Salt'?".

So sweetie, right away comes my reason. When I think what role you play in my life, my brain retorts back to me that you aren't the carrot to my soup (although I'm the tomato to your salad, like you say) you are infact the salt to my life, without whom my life would be too bland to live. Yeah, you are too salty but damn essential. You are that hero of my cooked life, urgh... scratch that and make it batgirl ( *wink* *wink* I know batman is your favourite superhero).

Three years back, when I met you; you were an introvert. Very shy and quiet! And look at you today, you're an energizer bunny on crack *chuckles hard* You have actually proved the statement "Company affects people" true. Proud of you, girlie! *gives you a high-five* Haha, your school friends will never get to know those ninja moves you put on to spy a cute guy standing next to us, when I had actually told you to look at him very slowly without him noticing that we are checking him out.

Do you even have the slightest idea that you are the best thing, I could ever expect to have happened to me? Be it some guy's shitty problem or some family drama, you take my things way too seriously and make it your personal mission to rescue me. In the times of my depression, you take the chair of my personal psychiatrist and psych me up. I would never forget the times you made me laugh when I didn't even want to smile. You are that perfect fusion of a squealing music-freak sister and a scolding mom who warns her teen-girl about guys.

I know you get irritated with me many a times. How do you listen to all my tantrums and still don't leave me alone? I just wonder how you don't get annoyed with me, when I come up with some idiotic pranks.

You know, I'm so scared that someone might come and steal you away from me, what am I supposed to do without you. You are my life! You better tell your future-boyfriends and would-be husband beforehand that you belong to ME firstly, and their number always comes after me. And I really need to add this, I don't care how much of a busy person you become, you HAVE TO spare time for me. Think of it as an order maybe! *smirks*  Or else I'll haunt the shit out of you in your dreams.

Ahh... I know, I know you are saying 'how much is she speaking? She has already exceeded the limit of a letter'. But babe, you know there's something with me and blabbering. Your comments like 'wtf are you chirping for so long, birdie' or sarcastic statements such as 'wow, such a tiny voice note' on my nine-ten minutes long voice notes have absolutely made me realize that I talk a LOT! But honey, don't deny you adore my alluring voice. *grins at you*

Okay, okay... I take it as I should stop here cause now even the Word is telling me '465+ words'. Frankly, why does he even care?! Does he know that my best friend deserves a whole book to be written on her. Stupid softwares, I tell you!

Wish you a very HAPPY birthday once again! Love you till infinity and beyond♡ Yes, yes... I cannot love anyone more than you. Happy New Year and Happy 19th year as well! Enjoy getting older...

Love,
Your German Drama queen BFF Archi.

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1/1/2017

niallishgurl HAPPY BIRTHDAY!♥
LOVE YOU IN TONS, BABE... :*