Simple Simon met Dom Cummings

on a thoroughfare

Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings

'Sir this isn't fair'.

Said Dom Cummings to Simple Simon

Your questions are too many.

Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings

Indeed I've not asked any.

Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings

What must we all do?

Says Dom Cummings to Simple Simon

Just obey the rule.

Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings

I'll just do as you do.

Says Dom Cummings to Simple Simon

There's different rules for you.

Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings

That doesn't sound too fair.

Said Dom Cummings to Simple Simon

We don't really care.