Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
locking herself away
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
he wasn't two metres away.

Little Miss Muffet
leapt from her tuffet
and said to him not to come near.
The spider said sorry
and please not to worry
he just found the guidance unclear.

Little Miss Muffet
went back to her tuffet
vowed to stay very alert.
The spider departed
but the startled Miss Muffet
left all of her curds and whey.