Seems like you can ride a bike
Even drive a vehicle
But if you go and visit gran
Pop goes the weasel!

You can play a round of golf
Visit garden centres
But take the kids to see their gran
Pop goes the weasel!

See your friends out in the park
Only one not several
But leave your granny well alone
Or pop goes the weasel.

Fine for kids to go to school
Back to work for workers
You can have a cleaner round
But stay out granny's garden.

Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel.