IF STAR WARS EPISODE 7 WAS LIKE EVERY WHITE TEEN MOVIE EVER !

*in that awkward teenage white boy voice * Hey , I'm Ben .. Ben solo ... And even though I prefer Kylo Ren my parents still insist on calling me Ben ... Living up to the family name I guess... I'm not your super cool teen ... I'm not got a sports ... I can't play a musical instrument... I've never done anything cool ... I'm just normal ...I'm just Ben *pans to Rey who's sitting with a group of kids * That's Rey ... The girl I've been practically in love with since kindergarten when she was moved to my coloring table ... She's so cool and pretty ... Like prettier than *insert white singer who is pretty * and * insert white actress who is pretty * . *pans to some kid near her * that's Finn ... The guy she's in love with ... The guy she's dating ... He's captain of the football team , senior class president and homecoming king *pans to awkward kid with some type of quirk * that's Hux ... He's a huge nerd but like my best friend ... He's the only who understands me ... *pans back to Ben * but this isn't about Rey or Finn or Hux ... This is about me ... I'm just Ben ... And this is my story * plays Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects *

I FUCKING HAD TO ! COMMENT IF YOU WANT OTHER STAR WARS CHARACTERS TO HAVE THEM !