[if you haven't followed Junmyeon on instagram, do it now!! @kimjuncotton NCT being crackheads, part two.

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Rielle: Guys can you—

Taeyong: TAERA!!!!!

Rielle: *hides self due to secondhand embarrassment*

Mark: gUUuuuUUuuuUuuUyYYS!!

Rielle, facing the camera: As I was saying... hello everyone! Welcome to....

All: REWRITTEN CHARACTER INTERVIEW!!!!!

Haejin: First of all, we would like to thank everyone who has been supporting NCT, Rielle and her books from the start.

Mark: Thank you to everyone who waited for her inconsistent updates—

Rielle: eXCUSE ME MARK LEE

Chenle: eXcUsE mE rIeLlE lEe?!???

Jaemin: Anyways, let's continueeeee!!!! Johnny-hyung and Doyoung-hyung will be the hosts for today's interview.

Johnny: Let's introduce ourselves.

Taeyong: Hana, Dul, Set...

NCT: To the world, yeogin NCT! Annyeonghaseyo, NCT imnida!

GA: GA, fighting! Annyeonghaseyo, Girls' Avenue imnida!

Doyoung: For Mark, how would you describe love?

Haechan: Woah, deep.

Mark: Well, for me, love isn't just a feeling.  Love is what one feels towards someone— or even something.

Sohyun: *smiles, looks away*

Mark: *looks at Sohyun and Minji* Love shouldn't be seen as a feeling, but as an emotion. Love isn't just a feeling alone, but a feeling that flows into the world in action.

Haejin: I bet you guys my life, he researched that.

Jaemin, sighing: Love can you—

Haechan: SCRIPTED!!!!!

Renjun: What you guys don't see, Jinhyung-hyung is actually behind the camera, holding a banner—

Mark, covering Renjun's mouth: NEXT QUESTION, HYUNG!!!!

Johnny, laughing: Okay next question! For Jaemin, why didn't you tell Haejin about Sohyun earlier?

Jaemin: Oh, this again. The reason why I didn't tell Haejin— or anyone for that matter, is because Mark-hyung trusts me. And it's not just me, even the hyungs, Chenle and Jisung also didn't tell anyone.

Mark: You still told Haejin though.

Renjun: ROASTEEEEEED!!!!!!!

Jaemin: I had to choose my girlfriend over you, hyung! *laughs*

Taeyong: Wow, Jaemin actually burned Mark this time.

Mark: HYUNG!

Kun: Mark is really secretive. To the point that he will even hide something from his own sister. He told us not to tell anyone, and so we did.

Yuta: *nods*

Jaemin: Hyung, next question!

Doyoung: For Sohyun, how come the topic of you and Mark was never brought up in different conversations between you and Haejin?

Sohyun: *laughs* Haejin and I's first conversation was when I apologized. It was literally the first time we talked.

Haejin: Yeah, and we were very awkward
back then.

Haechan: And now?

Haejin: We're sisters.

Sohyun: *laughs* literally.

Johnny, looking at the screen: Ri, (pronounced or read as Ri not Rai ;-;), it's for Taera.

Rielle: Taeyong-oppa, it's for Taera.

Taeyong: Taera-yah!!!

Taera, walking towards Taeyong: Yes appwa?

Taeyong: Johnny has a question for you.

Johnny: For Taera, do you know 'TY Track?'

Taeyong: Oh no, not this again...

Taera: *tilts head* eh? what is that?

Haechan: jashkahdksh BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH

Everyone: TY TRACK! TY TRACK!

Taeyong: Why can't you guys get over it....

Jisung: Saranghae, hyung ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Johnny: Oh, the next one is for Taeil-hyung.

Doyoung: For Taeil, on a scale of 1 to 10, how proud are you of your son's high notes?

Haechan: Woah, Yeokshi Taeil-hyung! Like father, like son!

Taeil: *laughs* 11, if possible. If only his grades are also that high! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Just kidding, Taejun-ah, saranghae!

Renjun: Like father, like son, indeed.

Mark: RENJUN ISTG

Everyone, excluding Taeil: APADO GWAENCHANHA SARANGHAGI TTAEMUNE~ IJEURYEO DORASEO BWADO GASEUMI NEOL CHAJAGA~~

Taeil: Hajimaaaaa~

Johnny: For Minji, would you like to be like your mother one day?

Mark: Minji-yah, I believe in you...

Haejin: Don't worry, Mark. He's not like you ㅋㅋㅋ

Minji: Of course! Who wouldn't like to be like mommy?

Jisung: Haejin is shaking

Haejin: Why me?!

Doyoung: The next question is for you, Haejin-ah. What was your reaction when you found out about your brother and Sohyun's relationship?

Haejin: I felt betrayed because Mark never told me .-.

Mark: *hides himself*

Haejin: Sohyunnie APOLOGIZED when she did something. But CERTAIN SOMEONES NEVER DID.

Haechan: Oops. The shade.

Renjun: I wonder who those people are.

Mark: Yeah, I wonder... *rolls eyes*

Johnny: For Sohyun, the moment you saw Haejin, did you know that she was Mark's sister?

Sohyun: Actually, no. I wouldn't know that she was Mark's sister if Jaemin didn't tell me.

Doyoung: For Taeil-hyung, You must be very proud of Taejun!

Taeil: *nods* Taejun-ah, saranghae!

Jisung: Alexa, play 'Sweet Lies' by EXO-sunbaenim.

Johnny: *laughs* oh my... the question...

Mark: What is it, hyung?

Johnny: For Jaemin, did you know that Rielle Lee loves you so much?

Rielle: wTH WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT—

Jisung: GUILTY! GUILTYYYYYY!! RIELLE IS GUILTY!!!

Jaemin, surprised: Wait, your last name is Lee?

Rielle, face palming: oh god...

Haejin: *laughing* serioisly, you didn't know?

Chenle: Jaemin-hyung, how would you react to the question?

Winwin: Rielle feels attacked.

Rielle: Yeah I am ㅋㅋㅋ

Jaemin: I know that ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Rielle is my no. 1 fan!!

Mark: Wow, and you forgot her last name.

Jaemin; sHHHHH MARK-HYUNG

Doyoung: For Mark, if you could dedicate a song to Sohyun, what song would it be and why?

Haejin: Damn, what a question...

Mark: Uhm....

Haechan: I bet my life he's trying to remember every song he has on his playlist.

Everyone except Mark who's thinking deeply: *laughs*

Mark: I think it would be "Written in the stars"

Johnny: Written in the stars?

Mark: Yes, a song by Wendy-noona and John Legend.

Johnny: For Minji, do you like to become a performer like your mom and dad?

Mark: Minji?

Minji: Yes appa?

Sohyun: Answer the question, love...

Minji: Eh?

Mark: Johnny-hyung asked if you also wanted to become a performer like us.

Minji: Yes!!! *cheering* I also want to dance really good like Jisung-oppa and Taeyong-oppa!! I also want to sing like mommy and Haejin-unnie!!!

Sohyun: :D

Haejin: She really likes me....

Mark: Awww no appa? *sad face*

Minji: I want to be good at rapping like appa and Jaemin-oppa and Jeno-oppa and Taeyong-oppa!

Doyoung: For Haejin, which NCT song is your most favorite?

NCT Dream: *looks at Haejin sternly*

Haejin: Why the heck are you looking at me like that?! But to answer your question it would be Timeless.

Johnny: For Mark, if Sohyun didn't return, would you still wait for her?

Mark: Yes, I would always.

Doyoung: For Sohyun, why didn't you tell Mark that you were joining idol school?

Sohyun: Because I know that he wouldn't be happy with me leaving the entertainment.

Mark: Oh yeah you thought that just now?

Jaemin: Guys can you not—

Minji: Are eomma and appa fighting?

Kun, standing up: nO THEY ARE NOT, COME HERE, MINJI-YAH, LET'S GO OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE AND LEAVE THEM ALONE~

Johnny: For Jisung, how are Jieun and Eunji?

Jisung: Who— jUST KIDDING. They're fine, but Jieun is sick right now that's why they aren't here.

Doyoung: Oh it's for all of us!! On a scale of 1-10, how do you love Rielle?

Rielle: WAS THAT REALLY A QUESTION?

Doyoung: YES IT IS HERE

Rielle: IT'S NOT NECESSARY—

NCT, except for Kun and the dreamies: 10!!!

Kun, entering  the room with Minji: 10!

Renjun: 7.5

Rielle, nodding: I expected that.

Haechan: 8

Rielle: That too.

Jisung: 8.5

Rielle: And that.

Jeno and Chenle: 8.7

Rielle: Probably that too.

Mark: 9

Rielle: Yup. That too.

Jaemin: 10.

Rielle: and that— wAIT WHAT?

Haejin: *laughs, does finger heart gesture* nADOOOOO~~~

Sohyun: The reason why is because she deserves all the love.

Rielle, wiping invisible tears: t-thank you guys....

Johnny: For Haejin, besides Jaemin and Mark, who is your favorite NCT member?

The rest of NCT: *does aegyo*

Mark: *cringes*

Haejin: Jisung.

Jisung: knew it!

Doyoung: For Minji, do you like your appa better in NCT 127 or NCT dream?

Minji: as long as appa is with oppas, i'm fine with it...

Johnny: For Sohyun, Who is harder to take care of, Mark or Minji?

Sohyun: Is that even a question? Mark, of course.

Mark: Love!

Everyone: *laughs*

Doyoung: Okay, last question... oh man....

Johnny: What is it?

Doyoung: *shows the question card*

Johnny: Oh....

Doyoung: For Jaemin, Rielle or Haejin:

Rielle, standing up and covering the camera: oKAY EVERYONE THANK YOUFOR COMING TO—

Haechan, pulling Rielle down: YOU HAVE TO LET JAEMIN ANSWER!!!!

Renjun, with a teasing look: I AGREE!

Rielle, sighing and sitting down: Fine.

Haejin: Rielle, it's fine ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Jaemin: I love them both. Haejin is my wife and Rielle is my bestfriend, like wyd?

Mark: Okay thank you everyone for the support!

Taeyong: This has been...

Everyone: REWRITTEN CHARACTER INTERVIEW!!! BYE BYE!!!! SARANGHAEYO, NCTZENS!!!!!