A/N: Hah

Narrator POV

Y/N was in his office, working and trying to find a way to cure his infection

Y/N: If I were to use that way, it could be risky, but it will work........ I need to do some test first

He heard some knocking, and hide the thing he was using, and smile

Y/N: You can enter!

The door opened, as Mei walked inside, and smile at Y/N

Mei: Hello Y/N! 

Y/N: Hello to you too, Mei. How are you doing recently?

Mei: I am doing quite good! I have taken rest like you suggested, and my arms are not as sore as before

Y/N: That is good to hear, now, is there anything I can do for you?

Mei: W-Well, actually, I talked with Theresa, and she said you need to help me control my Honkai energy, and mostly, my Herrscher form

Y/N: And how could I do that? I am not much of a fighter

Mei: She said that since you're immune to Honkai Infection, it will be easier

Y/N: Huh-uh, but I still don't understand why ME! A MEDIC! WHO CAN'T FIGHT! can do if you lose control

Mei: .........

Y/N: See? I can't do shit. So your Herrscher controling thingy is not for me. Can't you ask her instead to help you?

Mei: She said it will be too much trouble if it goes south.......

Y/n: Alright, let me make a call real quick

She nodded, before Y/N grabbed his phone, and call someone

Y/N: Hello? Theresa?....... Yes, I have a question for you.......... You asked Mei to see me for Herrscher control thing, right?.......... And you also said that it will be trouble if things goes south, right?........... THEN WHY IT WOULDN'T GO SOUTH WITH ME?!

Mei shivered a little by his sudden yell, as he continue

Y/N: SHE COULD HAVE LOST HER HONKAI ENERGY?! I COULD LOSE MY LIFE THERE!......... WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'Since I have Honkai Immunity, I can handle a Herrscher' HUH?! 

Mei: I-I think I will leave you alo-

Y/N: YOU STAY HERE!

Mei: Y-Yes sir!

Y/N: Now you hear me out! I AM going to help her control her Honkai energy, but FUCK YOUR HERRSCHER CONTROL!

He hang up the phone, before smiling gently at Mei, and clap his hands

Y/N: So! When do you want to start?

Mei: Uhm....... I-I don't want to bother you, you know?

Y/N: 

Mei: S-Saturday morning, you're okay?

Y/N: Always have been, now go back to class, or I kick thy butt!

She quickly walked out of the room, as Y/N coughed loudly, staring at the bed

Y/N: You can come out, you know?

Something moved out from below the bed, and that's how it start

Y/N: What in almighty fuck........

One after another, different animals walked out of below the bed, all of them having one similar features

They look ready to fight

Y/N: .........I had a motherfucking Zoo below the bed and I just realized........

Timeskip

Y/N was now wondering where he was

And yes, he could ask himself why

Kiana: Y/N! Come and play with me on videogames!

Bronya: Subject Y/N should Play with the Bronya instead

Mei: C-Can you help me cook?

He was forced by Kiana to come to their dorm for whatever reason she found, and it was funny

Want to hear it? Ok

'You should come to the dorm to help me study, I swear on the height of Theresa that I will study'

In the end, it was all a lie

Y/N: How did I landed here.........

Kiana: Back Off Bratnya! He will play with me!

Bronya: The Bronya will be more of an oppenent than Idiotka

Kiana: REPEAT THAT TO MY FACE!

Mei: And here they go again.......

Y/N: I help you cooking, they can play together

Kiana: Wha-?! That's not fair!

Y/N: Life is never fair

Bronya: Cooking isn't fun

Y/N: You can't reach the table

Mei: Let's go, Y/N! We need to start now, or else it's going to be too late!

Y/N: It's 9 A.M, how in the fuck will it be too late?

Mei: T-The cooking  take much more time than usual?

Mei: *Mind* P-Please buy the lie.......

He stared at her intensly, as she started to get more and more nervous

Y/N: Take time, you say?

Mei: Y-Y-Yes, it take much time, but it will be faster if we do it together!

Y/N: We gain time by doing it together, huh?

Mei: Y-Yes, but only 2 person can do it, so I need your help

Y/N: Hmmmmmmmm.........

Mei: S-So?

Y/N: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Ok

He walked to her side, as she showed him what to do

Mei: Alright, first, we need to cut the tomato

Y/N: Ok. I don't say it will be a success

Y/N cut the Tomato, as Mei nodded, and turn around to grab the next ingredient

Mei: Now, we need to-

Y/N: I have a problem

Mei: You cut yourself?

 When she looked at Y/N's result, she saw.......

Mei: Y-You're bleeding on your forehead?

Y/N: I am

Mei: W-We need to patch you up!

Y/N: I cut the Tomato

Mei: O-Okay.......

Y/N carefuly cut the Tomato, as he succeeded, and raised his arms in victory

Y/N: I succeeded

Kiana: Hooray!

Bronya: Hooray

Mei: H-Hooray?

They all raised their arms, and started to cheer at Y/N achievement

Mei: Now, the next step is to use some nuts for the recei-

The nut slipped from Y/N hand, and hit Bronya in the forehead, who was just behind them

Y/N: Ah, sorry

Bronya: Allow the Bronya to show you how to do it

She grabbed a nut in her hand, and toss it at Y/N, who back handed it, hitting Kiana in the forehead

Kiana: ..........

The next second.........

Y/N: Flying Arm wrench?!

Bronya: Fight

Mei: Y-You two, stop, please!

When everything calm down, they got back to cooking, as Y/N keep doing great things after great things

Kiana: We finished cooking! We can go back to play!

Y/N: Yay!

Bronya: Yay

Mei: Y-You two didn't do anything..........

Kiana: Hey Y/N, look at what I brought!

Y/N: What is i-

He got cut in his sentence as a squirrel jumped at his face, and try to kill him

Kiana: Leave it an opening and it will end your life

Mei: W-Why did you brought that?!

Kiana: Because life is a constant fight against death

Mei: W-Why did your eyes became dull when you said that?

Y/N hit his head on a wall, knocking out the squirrel

Y/N: I have work to do, I forgot

Bronya: What work, subject Y/N?

Y/N: You don't wish to know, Bronya

Kiana: I want to!

Y/N: No, you see tomorrow

Mei: You can stay with us to eat, you know?

Y/N: I have too much work, so don't worry about me, I can survive without eating for 10 days

Kiana: Really?!

Y/N: No, more proof that you're dumb

Kiana: EH?!

Bronya: Nice insult, The Bronya will take note

Mei: A-Are you sure? We can help you if needed..........

Y/N: Nah I can manage myself don't worry. But before I go..........

He turn to Kiana, and look at her seriously

Y/N: Capital of Japan

Kiana: New York!

Y/N: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

He walked away, waving, as he opened the door, and was met with a drunk Himeko

Y/N: ............

Himeko: Hello there beautiful~

Y/N: ............Nah

He walked passed her, as she tried to grab his collar, but Y/N was too fast for her

When he arrived to his room, he heard some rustle inside, and took his courage in hand

Y/N: Who's there?!

He saw the culprit, and glared at him

Y/N: You............ Squirrel!

The Squirrel stared at him, before they both charged at each other

In the end, they became best buddy

Chapter 5: Finished

A/N: Yes