Posted: November 27, 2019
Edited: March 22, 2020

(A/N: Play the media for more effects. This chapter will have a time skip to when they get put into teams. Sai will also be in the class with them, he'll still have his emotionless personality. This story will have crushes but no pairings.)

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'Sai is in the class with us...there's a chance that he'll be in the same team with us...let's hope that he does and our plan will be set into place.' Thought Sakura as she glances at everyone.

'True.' Inner agreed with Sakura.

The class is booming with students chattering away as they wait for their sensei, Iruka to start the class.
Some are confident in their skills while others are nervous that they might fail.

Sakura is busy chatting with Naruto and Sasuke when Iruka cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. The class finally settled down.

"So, today is the final day of the academy years. Today is also a day where I will test you to see whether you have the potential in being a ninja. Get ready. You have 5 minutes to practice."

"Hai, Iruka-Sensei!" The class said except 4 people; Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai. Naruto is busy arguing with Sai for calling him dickless while Sasuke is chatting with Sakura.

A vein popped on Iruka's forehead.

"SAKURA, SASUKE, NARUTO, AND SAI!!! YOU HAVE DETENTION!!!" He yelled as a smoke burst from his ear.

"How about no, Mr.ImGayForKakashi?" Said Sai as he smiled innocently. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke laughed loudly while the rest of the class shivered when they see Iruka's face.

"Run!!" Sakura yelled to the soon-to-be Team 7 members. "Of course," Sai replies as he grabbed her hand. Sasuke and Naruto followed them while glaring at Sai for touching 'their' Sakura's hand.

Iruka began chasing them, he's hot on their tails.

"We need a plan, Dobe!"

"I know, Teme!"

"Everyone, make Shadow Clones!"

Everyone but Sai performed the Shadow Clone Jutsu. Everyone looked at him.

"Why would I do that, ugly?"

"Just do it, Sai!"

"Fine, hag." Then he performed the Jutsu.

"What do we do now, Sakura-Chan?"

"Come here." She whispered. Everyone heard what she said and followed her. "I have a plan," she began. Everyone looked at her and listened.

"We need to suppress our chakra so Iruka-Sensei can't find us and we need Sai to draw us a bird so we can escape stealthily."

"Right." Everyone but Sakura said in unison.

"I knew you were a genius next to that Nara kid." Said Sasuke as he glances at her face that was smiling brightly because they agreed to her plan.

They proceeded with Sakura's plan.

They walked out slowly without making a sound and suppress their chakra. Sai began drawing a Phoenix. "Iruka-Sensei is near the exit of the academy, Dattebayo." Said Naruto as he senses their sensei's chakra signature.

"I'm done drawing a bird, dickless, hag, and emo." Said Sai as he pats the Phoenix he just drew. The Phoenix gave the 4 children an amused look before lowering itself down so they could climb on it.

"Can we go to the Hokage Tower?" Asks Sasuke to the Phoenix who nodded in response. It began flapping its wings and they flew up to the sky.

After a few minutes, they arrived at the Hokage Tower and Sakura asks the Phoenix to fly up to the Hokage's office window so they could climb in without their academy sensei noticing.

The Phoenix did as she told and up they flew to the Hokage's office window. Sai knocked on the window twice and the Hokage looked up amused to see them, especially his son.

He opened the window and let them inside.

"Otou-San! Help us get away from Iruka-Sensei." Naruto requested his father with his irresistible puppy dog eyes. The rest of the kids except Sai stared into the Hokage's eyes with hope inside their eyes. Minato sighed and called his most trusted ANBU to protect them from Iruka.

"Dog, come to the Hokage's office immediately." Minato says as he sweats drops when he sees the children except Sai dancing. He glances at Sai and Sai looked back at him.

"What are you staring at, Idiot?"

Everyone's eyes widened at what Sai just said. Minato just chuckled and patted his head. Sai looks at him and smiles.

"Sai.....come here!" Sakura called out to him and Sai followed her orders. She is scolding him lightly for his behavior with Naruto and Sasuke joining.

Minato smiles at the sight and decided to put them in a team together. 'They would be unstoppable.' Thought Minato as he watches the scene unfold.

"NARUTO, SASUKE, SAI, AND SAKURA!!!!" A voice suddenly screamed and the children froze. Sasuke gives Sai a look and he did what Sasuke said without making a sound.

Sasuke then glances at Sakura and Naruto and they both nodded. Sai drew another Phoenix and they got on it and begun flying out of the window.

A few seconds later, Iruka burst into the office.

"Iruka," Minato said as he looks at Iruka. Iruka froze and bowed to the Hokage. "Y-Yes, Hokage-sama?" He stuttered. "I think you should stop chasing them. I also have a request..."

"What request, Hokage-sama?"

"Put them in a team together." Minato simply says and Iruka nodded.

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The children finally arrived back at the academy after 2 hours of running from their angry sensei. They went inside their classroom and sees that everyone left with their teammates.

"It seems like another sensei called the teams when we were running from Mr.ImGayForKakashi." Said Sai as he began drawing.

Sasuke and Naruto began arguing while Sakura took a book out of nowhere and reads it. After what seemed like forever, Sakura stopped reading and went over to Sai.

She glances at his drawing and says something unexpected. "You should make that part a bit more lighter so you can make it shine."

Sai looks at her then the drawing and did as she told. The results are like what she said. His drawing is shining!

"Thanks, Ugly." He genuinely smiles...but Sakura didn't notice.

She just nodded and went over to Naruto and Sasuke who is still arguing after 2 hours. "CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS?!?! YOU'RE MAKING ME DEAF!!!!" She yelled while smacking them on their heads.

"Yes, ma'am!" Both of them said while rubbing their sore head. Sakura just smiles and sat back down. Suddenly, Naruto got up and grabbed Sakura, Sasuke and Sai's hand to form a circle.

"Our sensei is taking forever to come to this class...so let's prank him! I have a lot of ideas that we could do....anyone want to join?"

Everyone raised their hand....Sai is forced by Sasuke who glared at him and grabbed his hand and raised it. Naruto grins and took out a piece of paper.

"So...Sakura-Chan and Sai-Teme will be working together while me and Sasuke-Teme will be working together. Sakura-Chan and Sai-Teme will get pink glitter and paint. Me and Sasuke-Teme will get glue and a metal bucket."

Once Naruto finished saying his plan, everyone got into place. Sakura took out her glitter while Sai took out his paint. Sasuke summoned his summoning which is a cat to let it get a metal bucket. Naruto got his glue thanks to his summoning which is a toad.

They put all of the ingredients inside of the metal bucket and stir it like it's soup. Sasuke said something that made Naruto pissed off and they argued once again.

Sakura sighed and called Sai to help her put the bucket on the door. "Can you give me a lift?" She asks Sai who only nodded with his infamous smile.

Sai lowered himself and Sakura climbed on his back. She pouted when she realized that she was the shortest among them.

Everyone was enjoying their time setting up the prank. Little did they know that a certain ANBU called 'Dog' is going to be teaching them.

1 hour later, the door opened and the bucket fell on top of the jounin. The three glances at the jounin with an innocent look.

"My first impression of you is that I hate you all and you're idiots. Meet me on the rooftop. Bye." He says and disappears in a matter of seconds.

"Race you to the rooftop, Dobe." And he ran to the stairs and climbers it with Naruto who followed close by. Sakura and Sai looked at each other.

Sai nodded his head and drew a Phoenix. They got on the Phoenix and they flew out of the window to the rooftop.

Once they arrived, they see their sensei reading an 'adult literature' called Icha-Icha-Paradise. He glances at the two in shock but quickly recovered. 

"I see. You two are the brains of this team while the other two are idiots. Am I right?"

Both of them nodded. After 6 minutes, the arguing duo finally arrive at the rooftop. They are out of breath and Sakura walked over to them with 2 bottles that she just grabbed out of a scroll.

"Here. Drink it slowly." She commands them and they comply. Kakashi watch the scene unfold and smiles.

"They seem happy..." Kakashi heard Sai mumble.

"They are happy."

"What do humans feel when they're happy?"

"They feel like they're flying. They feel like they can do anything in the world."

"Thanks, Pervert."

"You're welcome, Pretty boy 2.0."

"Can we introduce ourself now?" Asks Sakura as she appears behind Sai who nodded in agreement. "We can if those two would stop arguing."

"Sai." She says and Sai immediately went over to them drew a rope. He tied it around them and Sakura grabbed a gag and put them inside their mouths.

"Done." Both of them said in unison.

Kakashi sweat drops and untie them. "Now tell me your names, likes, dislikes, your hobby and your dream. You can start first, blondy."

"My name's Namikaze Naruto and I like to hang out with Sakura-Chan and eating ramen. I hate having to wait 3 minutes for ramen and I hate Sai-Teme and Sasuke-Teme. My hobby.....? I guess...pranks? Anyways, my dream is to be a better Hokage than my dad....and *mumbles* marry Sakura...I want to be recognized for who I am not because I'm the Hokage's son!"

"Pretty Emo Boy, you're next."

"My name's Uchiha Sasuke and I like to...*mumbles* hang out with Sakura and eating Tomatoes. I hate the Dobe and pale-freak. My hobby is to train with my Aniki. My dream is to be head ANBU and..... *mumbles* marry Sakura."

"Pretty Boy 2.0, you're next."

"My name is Sai. I like to draw. I hate....nothing? My hobby is to draw and my dream is to be 2nd in command of ANBU....and get to know the hag more."

"Hey! I'm not that old!"

"Pinky, you're the last one."

"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like to train and eat Dango! I hate it....when I'm underestimated and I hate it when I'm useless. I also hate being protected all the time. My hobby is to....hang out with the newly formed Team 7. My dream is to be head-medic and to make sure everyone is on the right path called life. I also want to be there for everyone!"

"Interesting...now I'm going to tell you about me. My name is Hatake Kakashi...I like a lot of things and I don't particularly hate anything....except Obito. My hobby....I don't have one. My dream....I don't want to tell you." 

Everyone sweat-dropped after hearing their sensei's introduction. 'He only told us his name....and his dislike to Obito....'

"We're going to spar with each other so I can know your fighting styles more. Sakura with Naruto while Sasuke is with Sai."

Sakura and Naruto got into their offensive stance and steer dat each other.

"Ready....set....GO!"

"Let's dance, Naru-Kun!"

"Of course, Sakura-Chan! This dance will be deadly but beautiful, Dattebayo!"

They went for each other and began fighting.

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(A/N: This is the first time I've written a fight scene so prepare yourself for a shitty fight scene. Grab some bleach or don't forget to drown yourself in the toilet bowl later after finishing reading the fight scene between Sakura and Naruto because it's really bad, trust me. There will be made-up jutsus because I'm too lazy to research.)

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"Wind Style! Stormy Tornado!" Just as Naruto finished saying his jutsu, a huge ass tornado formed in front of him and began destroying everything in its path.

You might be wondering how Sasuke and Sai are fighting, well...they are at a different training ground because everyone excluding Kakashi requested to be in different training grounds because of their jutsus.

Kakashi has no choice but to comply with their request and he created a clone to follow Sakura and Naruto while he watches Sai and Sasuke spar.

"Earth Style! Mud Dome!" A pile of mud appeared out of no where and began forming a dome protecting Sakura who casted the jutsu. The tornado and dome broke because of impact and they went for each other.

Naruto threw fire-tags that are attached to kunais and shurikens at Sakura and she avoided most of it. Some of the tags got to her and burned some parts of her ninja clothes off. 

She glared at him got ready to cast a genjutsu on him. "Hell-Viewing Technique: Final Stage!" Kakashi's clone looked shocked and the clone waited to see what will happen next.

Naruto's body freezes and he stayed still.

Sakura emerald eyes turned pure black. They bore into Naruto's soul and searched for his fear. She found it and activated her genjutsu. Her now turned black eyes concentrated on that fear and it creates a visual for Naruto to see.

Naruto's worst fear is....killing her...

She imagined herself and Naruto standing in the End Valley.

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Adult Naruto is performing his Rasengan while Adult Sakura is standing still.

"RASENGAN!" His hand now filled with air that can kill went for Sakura. Sakura didn't dodge but instead smiled sadly as she waited for the impact of the deadly jutsu.

His fist went threw her heart and she screamed in pain. After a few minutes of screaming, she's dead. Naruto retracted his fist and blood was on his hand.

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The real Naruto stared blankly and broke the genjutsu. "Kai!" Everything melted and he was standing in front of the real Sakura.

"That was good, Sakura-Chan! But not good enough to beat me, Dattebayo!"

He ran straight for Sakura. His claws are out and his eyes turned crimson red. "Kurama: Beast Mode 1st stage!" He yelled as the kyubi's chakra leak out of him. 1 tail is out and his speed increased.

Sakura stared and she closed her eyes. She waited for the impact and she screamed because his claws bore into her skin destroying her organs starting form her brain to her liver.

Naruto froze.

He stopped mid-way and stood still. "S-Sakura-Chan?" He stuttered as he sees her lifeless body. He retracted his hand and her body fell into his arms.

"Wake up, Dattebayo!!" He yelled as he shook her lifeless body.

"Do you think my genjutsu is that weak, Naru-Kun?" A voice echoed and his surroundings melted to an empty void where she once was at before Kami sent her back in time.

"Prepare to lose Naru-Kun." She snapped her fingers and Naruto is back to the real world. A kunai is neatly pressed on his neck. If he dared to move, she'd strike without mercy.

"Ahh....I see. You have improved over the years, Sakura-Chan but I too, have improved. It's you who will lose, Dattebayo." And he vanished and a lot lay in his place.

'Substitution!' She screamed in her head as she scanned her surroundings to see where the real Naruto hides in.

'3 O'clock!' Inner yelled as a poisoned kunai was shot aiming for her. Luckily, she dodged in time. Sakura closed her black eyes and channeled her chakra to her fists.

She dipped her hands in poison that Sasori would never find an antidote to. That poison is really deadly.

If you add huge amounts, it can kill a person in seconds but Sakura being the kindest person she is used the prototype which will make a person be unconscious for a few hours.

'He's....at 9 o'clock.'

'Thanks, Inner.'

'You're welcome, sugar.'

She disappeared and reappears behind the real Naruto and punches him in the face sending him through 10 trees.

She body-flickers to where Naruto lay and blocks his chakra point. "Checkmate." She said simply and looked at him.

Naruto got up and tackles Sakura to the ground.

"N-Not yet, Dattebayo! Giving up isn't my ninja way, Sakura-Chan!"

"I won't give up either, Naru-Kun. Now let's dance! Without chakra this time."

This time, Naruto said nothing and only nodded in response. Just after he nodded do they begin their dance filled with brute strength.

Naruto threw a punch at Sakura aiming for her shoulder but she dodged. She threw a kick at his left leg but missed.

Naruto saw an opening and went straight to hit her left eye. He successfully hit her and now she has a black eye.

(A/N: Puns that are in this story are intended.)

Her pure black eyes morphed back to her original emerald ones and she began throwing a lot of punches at him. Her lunches landed on Naruto and he fell back because one of her punches hit him in the guts.

'Fuck! That hurts....I need to find an opening or else I'll lose this spar.' Thought Naruto as he stared at Sakura who was panting like crazy.

Everyone knew Naruto to be stubborn and he stayed standing, refusing to fall. He grunted in pain and ran to Sakura to throw a kick to her back.

Sakura's right knee buckled but Naruto knows that she won't give up easily because she's also stubborn like him, Sasuke and Sai. She saw Naruto watch her struggle and performed her final finishing blow on him which is a punch to the face.

She tried throwing a punch to his face but he caught her right hand. Naruto tried to throw a kick at her ribs but failed because her left hand caught his right leg. Sakura's right leg was caught by Naruto's left leg and they stayed there for a while.

One is grunting in pain while the other is painting because of exhaustion. This is their final performance before they fall into their temporary slumber.

Sakura's hands and legs gave up on her and she laid on the ground feeling numb. The same thing happens to Naruto and the guy both laid on the hard ground, unconscious.

Kakashi's clone created one more clone so they could pick the both of them up to go to the hospital.

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(A/N: Congratulations if you haven't drank your bleach or drown yourself in the toilet bowl! Here's more shitty fight scenes written by yours truly. Get ready to read Sasuke and Sai's fight scene.)

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Sasuke and Sai got ready in a defensive stance-at least Sai did because Sasuke got ready in an offensive stance considering that he's an offensive type of ninja like Naruto while Sai is both an Offensive and Defensive type of ninja like Sakura.

Sai took out his fighting scroll and and began drawing a variety of animals, mostly fantasy types. The animals ran/flew towards Sasuke at an alarming speed.

"Fire Style! Fire Rain!" A rain of Fire fell on top of the animals burning them bit by bit. Sai stared blankly at the sight and took something out of his storage scroll.

He bit his thump and drew a seal he created.

"Gerouhima!" A type of paint came out of the scroll and Sai opened the jaw quickly and poured it on his paint brush, fighting scroll and body.

His body is now covered in white goo.

(A/N: Not THAT kind of white goo.)

He licked that white goo and his body started to glow. After his body glowed, his scroll and paint brush started to glow too.

"Art Style! Deadly Snakes!" A pile of snake drawings that have been dipped in poisons that even Akasuna Sasori feared.

'What...the fuck....' thought Sasuke as he began performing another jutsu. "Fire Style! Black Fireballs!" Black fireballs emit from his mouth and burned the snakes.

His chakra is down to 89% because of performing those jutsus. Sai glared at Sasuke and performed another jutsu.

"Art Style! Cherry Blossom Sword!" Cherry blossoms appeared out of no where and formed into a sword which Sai held in his arm.

"Lightning Style! Lightning Punch!" Lighting began forming around Sasuke's arm and he went straight to Sai.

He dodged easily and strike his sword right in to Sasuke's abdomen. Sasuke's breath hitched. He panicked. 'I can't die now!' Thought Sasuke as he got an idea out of no where.

"Uchiha Genjutsu Style! Final Stage!" He whispered and Sai was taken to another dimension which is his own mind.

Sasuke bit his thump and drew a summoning seal.

A healer cat popped out of no where and saw Sasuke being pierced by a sword made of deadly cherry blossoms.

It nodded and removed the sword carefully from Sasuke's abdomen. Sasuke is kind of losing his consciousness but he stayed awake.

The cat began bandaging his abdomen and began healing it. A green chakra formed and his wound has been healed by the cat summoning.

"Thanks, Neko-Baa." Sasuke said as he breathed in oxygen. "You're welcome, Sasuke." The wise cat said as she disappears.

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Sai stared at the place he was in. It was very dark...very quite....too quite. He walked around the dark place and saw a fragment-a memory of someone.

The memory consists of Sasuke crying himself to sleep because his father don't recognize him for who he is.

He looked further until the memory was cut and he was snapped back to reality.

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Sasuke appeared in front of him. He was performing a jutsu. "Fire Style! Flaming Phoenix Kick!" A Phoenix appeared on his leg and disappears when his leg almost connected to Sai's face.

He used his cherry blossom sword to block Sasuke's attack. "Art Style! Shield Of Justice!" A shield formed in front of Sai's left hand and he smiles his infamous fake smile.

'It's over for, Emo-Ducky.' Thought Sai as he continues to smile his fake smile.

Sasuke bit his other thump and drew a weapon summoning seal.

"Hikouru!" A lightning sword and shield appeared in both his arms. "Let's fight for real this time, Sai!" Yelled Sasuke as he charges towards Sai at maximum speed which is 3km/s (A/N: 1.864 miles/s.).

Sai went at the same maximum speed and they clash. Ink sword with lightning sword. Black eyes stared into raven eyes. One seems calm while the other held anger. They clashed against each other again.

An explosion was made and both of them are unconscious. Kakashi created a clone so he and the clone can carry both of them to the hospital.

"It seems that I underestimated my students...and overworked them...oops?"

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