"Hell yeah! BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

Wildcat, still donning his pig mask, danced about the secluded alley, clutching his black duffle bag like a lifeline. They each had one, each bag filled with 100k. They'd just robbed the biggest bank in Los Santos. 'They' being the most infamous gang in the city.

Vanoss, the boss, removed his own mask. "We'll head back to my apartment later, but first, let's celebrate!"

Dathi de Nogla, Mini Ladd, Lui Calibre, Moo Snuckel, Wildcat, and BasicallyIDoWrk all cheered, removing their respective masks, while SilentDroidd and Terroriser gave each other high-fives.

There was one last member of the Banana Bus Squad (originally a joke name Vanoss had come up with, but it stuck). H2O Delirious. His Jason-esque hockey mask remained over his face as he leaned against the brick wall as he watched his friends dance around like drunken idiots. Who knows how they'll act when they actually get drunk.

"Hey, Delirious."

The man in question jumped, startled. He hadn't even noticed Vanoss making his way over to him. "Oh, h-hey, Vanoss."

The gang leader frowned. "You know, you don't have to use our aliases all the time. My name's Evan. You know that."

It was true. Delirious knew all their real names. He just chose not to use them. It made distancing himself easier.

"You know," Vanoss continued. "I've never seen you take your mask off. Come to think of it, I actually don't know a whole lot about you." He came closer, standing directly in front of Delirious, trapping the masked-man against the wall. "What are you hiding underneath that mask, H2O Delirious?"

Delirious sighed. "You wanna see beneath the mask? Fine." He reached a hand up, aware of Vanoss' eyes trained on him. Positioning his hands in such a way that his face was still covered, Delirious slowly pushed the mask up, till it was resting on top of his head, then dropped his hands. "Ta-da!"

Vanoss took one look at the clown make-up he always wore in case his mask was removed for some reason and burst into laughter. "Oh, come on! That's bullshit and you know it!"

Delirious laughed as well, the signature Insane sound bouncing off the alley walls. "Well, now you know!"

Vanoss grinned. "Yeah well, it's not what I expected. Now, c'mon! Night is falling and we must hit the night clubs!"

Delirious shook his head though. "You guys go. I'll maybe catch up with you later."

He nearly changed his mind at Vanoss' genuinely disappointed look. "Where will you be?"

H2O Delirious grinned, the clown make-up somehow turning it sinister, before slipping the mask back over his face. "Visiting an old friend."

AHAHAHAHA! I told you I had a BBS fic planned! 'Tis beautiful, is it not? And yeah, I know Droidd isn't around much anymore, but eh, it's old and I was too lazy to fix it. Enjoy!