I just had the weirdest thought.

Bf and I did a quiz in what Harry Potter characters were most like and he got Voldemort while I got Cho Chang.

Then we started talking about how Voldemort doesn't have any hair.

And then - Oh Lord help me - your girl imagined something kinda... dirty.

I thought long and hard about if Voldemort has pubes.

What. The fuck. Why did I think that?

Bad Ari! Bad!