Boyfriend and I were talking and conversation about boobs comes up. Mostly because we were also talking about if we ever have kids.

Me: they'll be tender and you can't touch them for at least 27 months!

Him: that's a long time to go without boobs. I'll just get some fake plastic ones and slap them on the wall or something

Me: the wall of boobs! It's like a rock wall but for men!

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