Me: All is well
My brain: Nooooo no no, sweetie.
Me: No? But you told me-
Brain: I lied bitch. You got things to overthink.
Me: No no no no no it was a good day.
Brain: You love me.
Me: I kinda have to. You're literally part of my body.
Brain: Glad we're clear on that. Now let's think about past shit, shall we?

This is my brain 12345678910% of the time