We finally arrived at the Magic Kingdom and the teens on the bus were overjoyed.

"Remember the rules. Try your best not get kidnapped, if you do, bite the fool, hit him or somethin', then run away. No sticky fingers or Mickey Mouse will scar you for life", Marriam said as she left the bus.

We all followed her down to the bathrooms that were located right near the bus stop. While half of everyone used the restrooms, Mariah started a dance routine in the middle of the walkway.

"Hey, I'd pay for that", one man said and gave her 20 Dollars. I spotted this and pulled her away from the crowd

"What the hell was that for?", Mariah asked.

"Men who pay to see girls dance aren't trustworthy", I replied

Mariah sighed as Azyrea went to the middle of the walkway. She yelled to a family, "I AM HUNGRY! I'M A HUNGRY WOMAN! FEEEED ME!".

The little girl said, "Sure, hungry woman. Here's some Gummy Worms".

The mom dragged her off saying, "Careful honey, she looks like she can bite".

Meanwhile, Kenyelle was making out with Deasia on the bench when security came and said, "That's it! Hooligans! You two are under arrest for sexual misconduct". The guard dragged them off despite their protests. I saw this and asked, "Why are you dragging away my cousin and his girlfriend?"

"Sexual misconduct at the park", he replied. "You can free them in two hours".

I replied, "Yes, because PDA is harmful, and not the plethora of secondhand smoke. Give them back, NOW!".

"THAT'S IT!", the guard yelled. "Three hours".

I shook my head in disappointment and Marriam patted my back, saying, "Don't worry about them, that jail is fun, I've been there before", then she kissed my ear.

"How was it", I asked.

"It was me and some of my friends", she explained. "They served us some sandwiches and tea, that junk was good, then they just left us alone, so we had a dance party. We switched between jumping on the floor and the table and got in some weird positions. I'll show you.....later", she winked at the last word and walked with our crew to the ticket line.

"Aw Dammit!", Azyrea yelled. "This line is too long". She started advancing up in line and tossing people to the rails on the side. Due to the clear path that was just made, we also moved up past everybody while they complained. Marriam paid for all of our tickets and we moved to the waiting area for the Monorail. The line moved swiftly, and we were on the Monorail in 2 minutes.

On the Monorail, We stood up and Marriam was on the pole. She looked at me and said, "Watch this, baby". I focused on her as she climbed on the pole, then slid down, and climbed back up. Subsequently, she twirled and spun around the pole about five times, before throwing her head back while holding on to the pole. The ride started, and the air tossed her back, causing her to slam into a seat.

"Damn, that hurt!", she exclaimed. "Get the frickin' nurse!".

I rushed to her side and she looked at me with a menacing smile.

"Haha, I fooled ya, sucka!", she exclaimed.

"Dang, I was worried", I replied while laughing. "But seriously, don't pull that crap on me".

The Monorail moved at a rapid pace, slightly faster than usual. Once we got off, we got a little dizzy and walked slow to the bag checking station, and they rummaged through Mariah's purse.

"Um, this might be embarrassing", the man at the station said, "But can I keep the hello kitty necklace? Me and my wife have an anniversary and she wants one really bad".

"Hell no!", Mariah yelled. As we left, the man at the station started crying. We were on Main Street, enclosed in thousands of people and children screaming, "I wanna see Mickey Mouse!". There were gift shops and candy stores to the left and right of us, as we saw the Castle ahead of us. However, we were stuck in a gridlock as I heard cheering noises and festive music.

"I wanna see the parade", Mariah said.

"I wanna meet Mickey Mouse", Azyrea cried.

"These people need to get out the damn way", Emmani said

"I wanna assassinate them all", Marriam said.

I commented, "Alright, you guys are crazy. Just move up".

Emmani exclaimed, "How the hell are we supposed to move through all these crazy-behind people?!"

"Let nothin' get in your way, ladies", Marriam said. "Knock em' all over".

With that sentence, the girls started throwing people to the side to get a better view of the parade. I ran up to catch up with them, and by the time we were up, the parade had ended, and the festive parade music started fading away.

"Great, you guys just injured 50 people over nothin", I said.

"Eh, It was worth it", Marriam responded. "We get a better view of the castle". She grabbed me by the arm and started running. "Let's take a picture, baby".

We stood in front of the castle as Mariah held her phone up to take a picture

"Aww, look my my bwatha and his girlfwend", she teased.

"Yeah", I replied. "Alright, now take the picture".

Marriam stuck her tongue in my mouth as Mariah counted down.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1", she then snapped the picture. We all gathered around to view it and laughed.

After that, we walked to Space Mountain and got in the line, where we played a Spaceship game against each other, and I won with a score of 62. After 15 minutes, we got in the ride and it started off slow but sped up eventually. The ride stopped for a minutes, then the damn thing dropped suddenly, causing me to feel like my heart fell on my lap as loud screams from others echoed. Once we got off we were dizzy and pretended to act drunk before we agreed to head off to Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe for lunch. On the way there, Marriam said, "Let's get freaky in the photo booth".

Azyrea said, "Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm hungry!"

Mariah responded, "Me too, shoot"

We then walked off with the crew to the Starlight Cafe. The lines were a fairly reasonable length, so we got in and decided on what we should eat. Most of us ordered Chicken Tenders and Fries, but Azyrea ordered a burger and Shrimp.

As we sat down to eat, the Cosmic Ray machine mascot in the corner of the establishment began singing love songs, playing the piano while telling corny jokes in the middle of them. However, something seemed off and sparks flew from the machine, and the machine tipped over and started rolling, knocking over several people. Suddenly, a flood of people started trampling over each other while striving for the exit. I threw a table through the window and we escaped through the broken window.

"Whew, that was close", I said. "But it's gonna be pretty hard to get through that crowd". There were multitudes of people running over each other from the now fatal Cosmic Ray. Marriam picked up a table and said, "Everybody, follow me!". She stared swinging the table in the air and yelled, "AAAAH! I'M CRAAAAAA-ZAAAAY AAAAAAH!", and people started clearing the air, sayin things like, "stay away from her", and "I ain't tryin to get killed", and we successful escaped the crowd.

"Alright, now that's over with", I said, "Where to next?".

Mariah said, "Let's get on the small world ride".

"Yeah, I'm feeling the small world", I replied. "To the Small World we go!"

We walked to the Small World, where there was no line, and we got in the boats. This was a slow moving ride, so we relaxed as we enjoyed the scenery of dancing Africans to the left and singing Chinese girls to the right. However, we heard some menacing laughter behind us.

"Turn around, children", the voice said.

We looked back and saw Ms. Farlaneheight.

"So, you jerks think you could kill me? Well, guess what? I'm alive and here to avenge my attempted death".

She leaped over and Mariah kicked her in the neck. Azyrea grabbed her by the ankle and swung her until she slammed her face into the seat, and Emmani stood up and started stomping her on the stomach. Marriam and I took turns jumping on her knees, before picking her up and dumping her in the water while she yelled, "YOU UNRULY KIDS!", which sunk off into the water.

"Well, that's the end of her!", I commented.

Mariah asked me, "What the hell is the time?"

"Four thirty-five", I replied.

"Holy crap!", Marriam exclaimed "I gotta go!".

We walked to Main Street, and we walked to the stories and bought green brownies and cakes from the bakeries, which cost forty dollars.

"Mmm, these brownies so damn good", Azyrea said.

"Yes", I agreed. "But we need to get Kenyelle and Deasia".

"Crap!", Marriam exclaimed. "Only 20 Minutes left". We followed the map and ran through the crowd to the jail. The guards were rushing to another case and left the keys in the lock, so Mariah just went up and twisted the lock. Once we opened the door, we saw Deasia and Kenyelle making love.

"Alright you two jackrabbits, it's time to go", I said. "Get Dressed".

They quickly put their clothes back on but when we left, the guards drew guns and were running for us.

"Run everybody!", I exclaimed as we scattered through the park, trampling and pushing down everyone with no mercy, and then we headed for the monorail. People were getting tossed left to right as we dashed like the road runner to escape the guard. Once we got on, we cheered and gave each other high-fives. The monorail zoomed back to the exit, where we got off and the whole school was gathered there with children and teens licking and biting the ice cream, brownies, candy, cakes, and ice cream brownie candy cakes they attained from the gift shop. We subsequently boarded back on the bus and after Marriam conducted a roll call, we headed off to the Blue Tree Resort. Along the course, we zoomed on I-4 as we saw the sunset across the horizon, took exit 74A and hooked a right turn that almost crushed a couple cars. After driving down Sand Lake for about six minutes, we made a left to the entrance of the Blue Tree Resort. After doing things such as counts and hotel arrangements, the officials allowed us to get off and recieve our room keys. We carried our semi-heavy bags up the long stairways to the room and Mariah used the key to opened the door. The rooms had a brownish-whitish color, and so was the floor, which was carpet for the majority of the room but tile in the bathroom and kitchen area. In the first bedroom there were two small made-up beds with white sheets and green pillows, while the second bedroom contained a spacious king bed wide enough for 5 people, with a direct view to an HDTV that was playing the Orlando news. While I was turning the channel, Marriam creeped up on me and started massaging my shoulders

"Ahh", I groaned. "That feels so good, honey".

She replied, "Yeah, but I'm about to blow....your....mind".

She laid me back on the bed, but her phone started beeping and she took a brief glance at it.

"Aw, damn!", she exclaimed. "It's time to go".

The rest of the gang, who were making silly videos in the living room, followed suit and we walked down the long passages of stairs to the Bus. Marriam got in the driver seat and the students boarded back on. We still kept our signature seats in the back. After that, we drove off on Sand Lake in the night to Golden Corral, with the Hip-Hop station playing a new song by Tamar Braxton called Finding your way in the dark. Once we pulled up to Golden Corral, Marriam did a role count and explained the restaurant rules.

"Don't come in and start messin with people's food! If you're too loud, I know somebody that'll cut your damn mouth off!. Don't pig out too much or you'll get sick, and nobody wants to kiss vomit lips! Any Questions? No? Alright, get off my damn bus!".

She got off as everyone, including us, followed suit. We squeezed through the tight crowd and waited 5 minutes in line, moving slightly from time to time to place our drink order. Once I got up there, I got a cranberry sprite. Then we settled our stuff down and took full advantage of the buffet. Most of the people got chicken, Maccoroni, and pizza. But I came across their new Chicken and Maccoroni Pizza and got two slices with a side of fries. This Pizza was wrapped with fried chicken skin, and once you took a bite, there was a blend of semi-melted Maccoroni and pepporoni that melted in your mouth.
Marriam sat next to me with a place of chicken, pizza, and peaches.

"So, how did you start drivin' buses?", I asked her.

"I was on this bus tour and the driver, he straight passed out", she said, "And the freakin' bus was swerving all over the damn place. Everybody lost their damn mind! Then I stepped in and and I swerved and swerved and swerved til we got back on the road and some police saw that, that's how I got hired. Then I took everybody to a sexy-behind strip club".

"Wow!", I said. "If we ever go back to the ghost town, you could start a tour service".

"That's a great idea, baby", Marriam replied. Just then a kid came up and said, "Y'all gon eat that?"

"If you don't get the hell away from me...", she said in a creepy voice as she turned her head, "...with that annoying-behind foolishness, I will cut your eyes out, fry them, split them in half, and feed them to you and your momma you ugly behind moron! DAMN!"

"Damn girl, I just wanted some food". He then backed away and went back to his table.

"I don't get it! It's buffet and people still ask for my damn food! It's like get the hell up and do it yourself! UGH", She said in a rage.

"Calm down, baby, it ain't even that serious", I replied.

"It kinda is, but...", just then, her phone started ringing and London picked up. Here is the transcript of the conversation

London: Mary, you gotta come to the ghost town.

Marriam: What happened

London: I'm not gonna spoil it for ya, you gotta come

Monica (singing in background): This is gonna be awesome

Thomas: My camera's gonna fall in love!

Marriam: Alright, I'll be there, tonight

London: Alright, Bye

She then hung up and said, "Baby, we gotta go". Our crew got up and followed Marriam. As we walked, she gave the bus key to a student and said, "You're the new bus driver". His face was mixed with shock and awe. We left Golden Corral and sat at the I-trolley stop. The bus came in less than a minute. However, once we got on, we were greeted by an odd sight

"Ah yeah, that's feels so damn good. Aaah, Aaah, Ohhhhhh, that's the spot, you can stop now", a lady said as she dismissed the man that was servicing her. As the book took off, she roared, "Who desires to lick the feet of the Royal Victoria Youngman?"

Mariah sighed and said, "Oh my gosh I can't believe this crap". We saw Lequesha on the bus, and she went to the complete the task set by the "queen", and once again, we were disgusted by her sounds

"Oh yeah, oh hell yeah. Don't stop...". I just put on my headphone and listened to random Ice Cube songs

"Who is the next in line to lick the royal foot", She roared out.

Marriam got up and I said, "What the hill are you doing?

"Trust me", she said, "I know what I'm doing".

She started kneeling before the "queen", and out of nowhere, threw a swift punch to her stomach. She picked her up off the floor, threw her on the ground, and started stomping on her

"You are not a damn queen. You are nothin' but a tramp, you heard me. You ain't better than no-freakin'-body, so stop the foolishness! Understand?",

She cried on the floor and said, "I understand".

The driver yelled, "Get off the Trolley! Now! No fighting tolerated!".

Marriam said, "Really? You let this crazy lady on, but when I call her out on her crap, you wanna kick me out? I got places to go".

Mariah said, "If anything, we doing you a favor".

The bus driver yelled, "I don't give a damn! Get off nowwwwwwwwwwww!"

"Let's go", I said with an angry tone. "Bigoted bus drivers are not worth out time".

We stomped off the bus to the side walk in front of Red Lobster, where there was a car in every park

Kenyelle said, "I think Deasia sick". Deasia then vomited all over the bushes around the sidewalk

"Don't worry", I'm fine, she said "But my Timmy's been feelin kinda weird since we left the Magic Kingdom".

"Annnnnnnnd....you're pregnant", I said.

"Man I should've used a condom", Kenyelle said

"I had one in my purse for you", she replied

"You ain't tell me", Kenyelle said.

"Guys, We shouldn't assume she's knocked up yet", Mariah said. "We just ate Golden Corral, and a lot my friends get sick after eating at Golden Corral".

"Yeah, I know how that feels. I always order sprite, causing I can feel the food dissolve", I added.

Azyrea said, "I'm still mad we ain't go to the Chocolate Waterfall".

"We right in front of Red Lobster, They be havin some good-behind sundaes", Emmani said.

"Then everybody's gonna be sick! No Red Lobster!", I yelled.

Marriam said, "Forget that, we got places to go". She pointed to the parking lot and said, "See all those cars in the Parkin lot? I didn't learn carjacking for nothin'".

Just then, a guy in an RV pulled up and asked, "You guys look lost, need a ride?"

"Umm, sure", I replied.

"Why the hell not?", Mariah said.

We got on the RV and it was pretty nice. The walls were a shiny red with yellow flowers, and he possessed updated furniture including a 3D flatscreen, a shiny black semi-automatic stove, and a touchscreen refrigerator. We sat in the living room but Marriam went straight to the bookshelf. She grabbed a photo album labled "Memories".

"Hmm, maybe this guy's childhood is funny", she said. She flipped through the book and saw painting of various cities on fire.

"Oh my gosh this guy's a freakin creep we need to get the hell out now", Marriam said. She through a book out through the window, causin it to break, and said, "Come on guys, let's jump through the window".

One-by-one, we jumped out the window and rolled onto the cold and hard sidewalk.

"I can see the airport from here", Mariah said. "It's better if we just walked".

We walked to the airport and purchased flight tickets to Quincy, Florida. After we purchased tickets, a TSA officer said, "Hold up there! We need to do a patdown to ensure there's no bombs!"

"Hell no fool", Marriam replied. "You are nothing but perv". As we walked off Marriam mumbled, "Like I'm hidin' a frickin' bomb in my bra". We still had to go through the metal detectors, which beeped due to Mariah and Azyrea's rings. They gave us the rings back and we got on our flight. After one minute of settling and preparation, the flight took off

During the flight, the pilot's son ran up to him and said, "Daddy can I fly?"

"Sorry son but no", the pilot replied. "This is a very complex machine that you might not be able to understand. Why don't you just sit down and enjoy the peanuts and water?"

"But daddy, I wanna fly now!"

"When we get home I'll teach you but be patient"

"I don't wanna wait I wanna fly now!"

The son knocked the pilot off and went crazy upon the controls as the plane swirled and twirled left and right up and down round and round side to side throwing us back and forth from our seats. Emergency signals started flashing and the plane switched to autopilot and starting dropping downward. Passengers screamed and panicked, but we remained calm with slight worry. The plane crashed landed at the football field enclosed in the Ghost Town's Stadium...