However, I was not as fast as Marriam nor Monica and the old folks began throwing flaming canes at me and I swooped constantly to avoid each one, and began running faster and faster. I crossed the street, causing an incoming truck to swerve and crash into Starbucks and a small bank. Poisonous anacondas came from beneath the truth and they all were slithering fast in my direction. I grabbed a nearby golf cart and drove on the sidewalk to avoid the widespread anacondas, but one of the latched on to the tires and another got in the way, causing the cart to tumble violently, making me fly into a stove in a chinese restaurant. "AAAAHHHHHHH," I yelled as I got up and my pants were now on fire. Just then, a bunch of Chinese chefs tackled me and stuffed me in a body bag, which my pants were burning. After a minute of being cramped, I tore a hole in the bag and ran in the opposing direction on the conveyer belt that was heading to the meat grinder. The chefs yelled, "Get that human," as I dashed and sprinted and jumped in the center fountain to put out my fiery pants. "How dare you disrespect our sacred fountains?" a nearby nun yelled as she pulled out a machete. She fired at me, but I grabbed a nearby steel plate to defend myself. I successfully avoided the bullets, but they all dodged back to the nun's husband. "You killed the town's preacher, you damned hoodlum!" another preacher yelled. The whole restaurant and congregation started chasing after me and I scrammed away from them as some of them cheered for death. They started shooting and yelling and shooting as I burst outside the restaurant and hooked a right to a secret passageway to the free hotel. I landed in the breakfast room, grabbed a cherry and started to walk to the gym before out of nowhere, a refrigerator from the second floor and fell on my foot. Bell came out and said, "Sorry, can I fix it?". "No, I'm good, a little hard to walk," I replied. "I wanna help!" Bell cried as he rushed towards me with a big pink pill. I was pummeled and briefly flipped over in the sky before landing on a couples' table. "Nice meal for us cannibals, right dear?" the man said while pulling out a razor sharp knife and beginning to cut my arm. "Nooooo!" I shouted as I hopped to the gym. I sat on the treadmill, but then it started raining in the gym from the sprinklers, causing the treadmill to spark and I got electrocuted. My foot suddenly felt better, so I dashed and ran in the rainy Ghost Town with London Boardwalk as my destination. This included running behind Tool Time, and the owner yelled, "That's the scum that robbed my store!". He grabbed an old fashioned revolver and began shooting at me, causing me to once again run off for my life. The bullets landed near me and once shot straight across the right side of my shirt, almost hitting me. Then I rushed in the nearby unlocked door while the man was reloaded. The place seemed like a paradise, with bamboo walls and trees, two spacious pools, and five showers equipped with soap. Although I wasn't a swimmer, I got rid of my burnt pants and dipped my legs in the pool. I got out, went to the shower, grabbed the soap, and washed my arms and legs since all those fires had me smelling like chicken. Then I heard some murmurs that we're getting closer, and two women wearing towels came in. When they saw me, their faces dropped. "Pervert! Pervert! Get him the hellin' hell out!". Angry women came from everywhere and they began to beat me with handles and bite my face and legs. I used my head to knock two of them out, and pushed the others out the way as I ran out the women's bathhouse. As soon as I was out, a masked police officer tazed me and dragged me into the car...