March 8, 2017, 8:46 A.M

I woke up, yawned, stretched, pulled Marriam's hand out my drawers, and looked around. While Marriam and Peaches were sleep, they seemed somewhat awake. All of the sudden, Peaches' baby started crying.

"Waaaah! Waaaah". I walked over to see the problem, and the baby had pooped itself.

"Aw crap, we don't have any diapers". I looked around the lab for anything merely resembling a diaper, but failed. I saw a stack of napkin, grabbed one to wipe the baby, then thought to myself wait, I could make a diaper out these napkins. I went to the baby, wiped her clean, and went to the stack of napkins. The baby had ceased her crying by that time. I grabbed ten napkins and crafted a triangular diaper.

"Aaah, almost perfect", I said to myself. I grabbed the napkin diaper, ran to the baby, and slid the napkin diaper on her. As soon as I was done, I heard a round of applause from behind me. Marriam and Peaches had stood up clapping.

"That was awesome", Marriam said.

"Thank you", Peaches said "We need to go to Wal-Mart to buy some diapers for my precious little angel"

"Wait a minute, you didn't even name the baby yet", I said.

"Jean Angel", Peaches cheered, "The baby's name is Jean Angel!"

"That's so lovely", Marriam said, placed her hands at her heart. She then washed them off at the sink

Peaches giggled and said "How's James doing in the box?"

Marriam walked over and looked at James, who was trapped in the box, knocking at the glass door

"Mary, Get me out this crazy thing!", James yelled through the box, albeit muffled.

"Not until you stop being so damn horny", Marriam said

"At least get me some breakfast!", James yelled

Marriam said, "Fine, you'll get a soggy English bagel".

"Where are we gonna eat?", Peaches asked.

"My girl Shanequia got a job at the Krispy Kreme down the street", Marriam said. "We'll stop by, pick up some donuts, and get some baby food for....Jean Angel....ooh, I like that name".

Peaches laughed while I said, "Alright, Krispy Kreme and Wal-Mart, ahoy!".

Meanwhile, at London Boardwalk, The crew woke up, took showers, brushed their teeth, and headed on down to the breakfast buffet. Once they got there however, instead of tasty eggs and bacon, there were fried severed arms, toes, eyeballs, legs, and dismembered heads

"What the hell kinda breakfast is this", Azyrea said.

Grady popped up from behind the booth with a spatula and chef's apron and said, "Tada!"

"Grady!", Monica said, "Any reason why you decided to ruin out breakfast?"

"You see, when you don't invite me to a party, really bad shit happens. And you guys are pissed off now, but this is just the beginning. I'm 13 now, and more powerful than ever. I'd be scared of me if I were you"

Mariah said, "You need to stop! You just too damn sick right now".

London said, "This kid needs some rehab".

Mariah said, "Let's go somewhere else for breakfast. This is bullshit"

Monica said, "Let's just go to Wal-Mart, buy some stuff, and cook it".

As they walked away, London said, "You know, Wal-Mart is the only place in this crazy town that has trustworthy food, excluding the deli. Most of the restaurants have some people that do some nasty crap to the food it's so damn ridiculous"

Mariah said, "I know".

Monica sung:

But you never buy a snack at the skating rink

The food there is nastier than you think

Look behind the scenes, and you won't miss

Some dirty-ass bastards taking a piss

On your snaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

And your drink too

The people around her started clapping. Monica gave a cheerful, "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Bye". The crew walked out of the black gates onto the sidewalk.

Meanwhile, Marriam, Peaches, with Jean Angel in her arms, and I walked down on the sidewalk from Marriam's Mansion to the Krispy Kreme with the HOT sign blinking. We opened the door, and Shanequia, who was up front as a cashier, drew a delighted look on her face

"OhmyfreakinggoshIhaventseenyouguysinsodamnlongImsohappygivemeahugAAAAAAAAAAH!", She said rapidly and leaped from her desk to give us all warm hugs. After the hugs, she looked at Peaches and said, "You got a baby"

Peaches giggled and said "Yep, Jean Angel".

"Aw, she's so cute. Hi Jean Angel". Shanequia then waved at her. The baby did not respond

"Anyway", I said, "How about 15 donuts, 5 chocolate, 5 filled with grape jelly, and 5 filled with peach jelly. That will be to-go, thank you ma'am"

"That'll be $12.50", Shanequia said.

"Ah come on", Marriam complained. "No discount for friends?"

"I'm just playing", Shanequia said with a laugh. "Y'all gotta pay $6.50".

I grabbed my wallet from my pocket and pulled out a ten dollar bill. Shanequia gave me the appropriate change. After we got out change, Marriam asked "Shanequia baby, why won't you come to Wal-Mart with us?"

"Eh, this damn place barely gets any customers", Shanequia said . "I'll come with y'all".

We all headed out the door and walked down the sidewalk to Wal-Mart. Ten blocks ahead of us, Mariah, Azyrea, Emmani, London, Monica, and Thomas were also head to Wal-Mart.

"Hey bitches!", Marriam yelled, "Hold up!"

"Try walking faster, hoe!", Mariah yelled back.

Marriam started running up to catch up with them. I started running, then Peaches started running, carefully securing her baby in her arms, and Shanequia. Peaches outran us, however, and was the first to catch up. After we got up there, I said, "Wow, you run pretty fast. I heard they're having a marathon today at 12, wanna join?"

"Hmm, would be a nice way to get rid of this baby fat", Peaches said. "I'm in!"

Shanequia said, "Imma be in too, shit, I used to run track in my heyday".

Peaches replied "Yeah, yeah, Imma show you"

"It's on bitch", Shanequia said, pointing her finger at Peaches

"Shh!", Peaches said, "No cursing in front the baby you crazy bitch".

Thomas said, "Hey let's play a game. All our sentences gotta end in the word bitch or you get punched, bitch".

"Man, forget that bullshit", Mariah said. "I ain't playin that game, bitch"

Thomas said, "That's the spirit"

"Dammit!", Mariah yelled "Son of a bitch!"

"Now you're getting it", Thomas commented.

Peaches yelled, "How many times do I have to say no cursing in front of the baby, bitch?"

I replied, "You just cursed"

Peaches said, "Dammit! Sorry"

"That's a curse too", I remarked.

Just then, we saw Marina on the sidewalk with a cart full of breakfast burritos.

"Hey good friends", she smiled and waved at us. "Wanna try some free breakfast burritoes. Did I mention they're free?".

Everybody cheered, "Gimme one! Gimme one". We all took a bite and enjoyed the flavorful blend of bacon, eggs, ham, and cheese, all wrapped up in a salt-sprinkled enchilada.

"Mmm, I'm gonna leave a tip", I said while chomping down the burrito. I handed her five dollars. After that, we started walking down to Wal-Mart. Out of nowhere, the fire hydrant started spraying everywhere. We ran as the water sprayed on Marina's burritoes

"Aw, man!", she yelled, and she grew a pout face.

We approached Wal-Mart and walked through the sliding doors into the crowded facility. Mariah grabbed a buggy and Peaches' placed her baby in the respective smaller sections Then Marriam stated the agenda.

"Alright everybody, we are not here to play around, we need to buy some diapers, baby food, regular food, condoms, clothes, and some baby toys. I got $500 on me, so be mindful of that. Any questions? Nope? Let's go".

We walked through the second set of sliding doors and all of the sudden, the stack of vegetables cans came crashing down and revealed an unbelievable sight.

Mariam remarked, "What in the...."

Behind the fallen vegetable cans, we saw Johnny who was swapping tongues with Kimberly roughly while having his hand on her back.

"Kimberly!", Emmani yelled. "What the hell are you doing?".

Kimberly moaned, "Taking my daddy's love".

I said, "That's a black girl calling a white guy daddy. I'm racially offended"

As we walked on, Marriam said, "How the hell does this shit happen? Johnny didn't tell me shit about him going with Kimberly and now they're kissin' in Wal-Mart".

I said, "Whoa, just because they were engaged in the act of rough passionate kissing doesn't mean they're going out. Maybe it's a one night stand or friends with benefits type thing"

Marriam said, "Hmm, I'll think about that, you may be right..."

Kenyelle ran up to us and said, "Y'all seen that? That cracka was all like bam! bam! bam! and the hoe was like ah! ah! ah!"

"Yes we saw, but we have other missions", I said. "Right now, we need some breakfast stuff"

We hooked a right on Aisle 8 and went all the way to the back. There were bacon and eggs galore stacked on the white shelves. They were priced between $2.50 - $6.75. I grabbed the Porky brand bacon, but then Marriam protested

"No, Farmer's bacon taste better"

I said, "Porky's got way more flavor and it's softer, I don't like that hard bacon it messes up my teeth"

"Just cook it so it stays soft. We're buying Farmers".

"We're buying Porky's and that's final", I declared. Just then, Marriam bit my face and hopped on my back

"Ow!", I exclaimed. "You can't be hurting your boyfriend over crap like bacon?"

Mariah said, "Why don't y'all just buy em' both? You got five-hundred dollars"

"Why didn't think of that earlier?", I asked myself. I grabbed both brands and threw them in the buggy.

With Mariah pushing the buggy, we grabbed some eggs, carefully placed them in the buggy. In a nearby area there was cheese, so we slammed about 2 packs in the buggy.

"What's next to the list", I asked Marriam.

"Baby Food, It's this way", Marriam said as she pointed to the left. We trotted down the aisle and only one can of food was left. It was a nutritious mixture of carrots, peas, and corn. There was another woman, however, with her eyes on the same can

"Perfect!", Marriam and her said simultaneously.

"You can have it", the woman said in a friendly tone.

"Thanks", Marriam responded. Out of the blue, the woman bit Marriam's arm

"I WAS JUST JOKING I WANT THAT CAN RIGHT NOW AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!", she burst out.

"Never, you fugly bitch", Marriam said as she gripped the can tight in her arms. The woman threw a sharp punch at Marriam's jaw.

"Oh hill no!", I exclaimed. I ran up and kicked the woman in her face, causing the back of her head to slam into glass containers. Marriam got back up and shot a punch at her nose, causing her to stumble and slip on the floor. The woman kicked Marriam in the shin, causing the last can to drop and fall on the ground.

"Look what you did you stupid ass bitch!", Marriam yelled. "Now we'll never have any damn food for our damn babies, ugh!".

I said, "I hope we learned a valuable lesson. Fighting over things just makes it even worse". I pointed to the woman, who was on still on the ground and said, "You've should've been mature and found another source instead of acting like an immature child....or a ratchet high schooler". The woman ran off, screaming, "Screw you bastards!"

As we walked along, Monica said, "I don't think there's any other sources for baby food"

"Dang", I said. Jean Angel started crying and I remarked, "Looks like she's hungry. It's way too early to feed her donuts".

"Why don't you just breastfeed?", Mariah said

"The people might be rude to me", Peaches whimpered.

"Come on", Marriam encouraged her. "We just saw our friends fucking in the front of the store, no one's gonna be offended by you breast-feeding your baby".

"Well...okay", Peaches said.

She slowly picked Jean Angel out of the buggy, leaned to the side of the aisle, pulled her breats out her gown, and let her baby breastfeed. Four people passed by, and they said...

"Oh my gosh that's sooo gross"

"Where's the decency gone in today's society?"

"That shit hot, yo"

"Mmm-hmm"

After that, we grabbed some $150 diapers in a green package and a $200 crib with a toy model of a frog, earth, a monkey, a mirror, and the sun for Jean Angel. Additionally, the frog would talk once pressed and the mirror gave compliments like, "Wow! You're really smart!"

"That's everything, right?", Marriam asked.

"Yes", Mariah said. "And we have about 138 dollars left".

"That's good", I said. "So how about that checkout"

"Wait!", Mariah said.

"Oh come on", I sighed.

"Nah, just messin with ya", she said. When we got to the check out, we saw Darren and Riley pointing a .45 revolver at the cashier.

"We want free skittles", Darren demanded.

"Give us free skittles or I shoot", Riley said.

"Sorry, but you gotta pay like every other bitch that comes in here", the cashier said unenthusiacally.

"This bitch doesn't know who we is!", Riley yelled

"Tell this bitch who we is", Darren said.

"We the young thieves, we smoke pot while robbing banks while banging girls while flipping the bird, bitch!", Riley proudly stated. They subsequently flipped the bird in the cashier's face

"Now give us our damn skittles or the .45 will end your life", Darren said

"Yeah! Give us the damn skittles!", Riley added.

The cashier said, "Nope".

"You asked for it, bitch", Darren said. He put the gun to her face, pulled the trigger, and sprite came out.

"That gun loaded with sprite", Riley said.

"Remind me to never order guns off E-bay", Darren said. "What the hell is this sprite gun?"

"Sprite guns can't do shit!", Riley said. "
Let's get a white girl and have a threesome while robbin' a bank".

The cashier, with sprite dripping down from her face, droned out, "Security". The guards came and grabbed Darren and Riley out. While doing so, Darren yelled, "You haven't seen the last of the Young Thugs!"

"I thought it was young thieves", Riley said.

"Oh yeah", Darren Recalled "You haven't seen the last of the Young Thieves!"

Marriam scoffed, "Retarded scumbags".

We then scanned our items and the total was $386.90. Marriam pulled out her wallet, which had the five hundred dollars, and paid for everything. While the breakfast food was put in the bag, I carried the crib and Mariah carried the package of diapers. Peaches parked the buggy near the ice machine and carefully got her baby out. As we walked to the parking lot, Emmani said, "I'm tired of walking, can we get a car?".

"Hmm, I don't know. Lots of cars in the parking lot, but we can't carjack and people who offer rides are pretty shady", I told her. Just then, I noticed Marriam twisting her pocket knife into the keyhole of a van. She successfully unlocked it and said, "Hurry up and get in!".

"Ooh, can I drive?", Mariah said.

"Why the hell not?", Marriam said.

Mariah climbed into the driver seat, and pressed the van's "Push to Start" button. She drove off when everyone were still trying to settle in a comfortable seat, causing us all to plunge forward in the car. I landed on top of Marriam, and she grabbed the back of my head and we started tongue kissing immediately in a sensual manner. We pulled up to London Boardwalk in 2 minutes, got out, and walked through the complex, halls, and elevators to get back to our room. We laid the breakfast foods on the counter and assigned breakfast duties.

"Alright, I'll cook the bacon and Mariah's on egg duty. Monica will be the supervisor". I grabbed several pieces of bacon, laid them on the grill, and slammed it closed, and went to take a seat on the couch. The news was playing on the TV, and the anchor was reporting on the marathon being set up, the charities that were going to appear, and the road closures. In the middle of the report, however, Grady burst in and threw the anchor to the side.

"What the hell is that creepy little devil doing?", Monica asked herself.

"Hello, I'm Grady. And this is the morning news. Hailey Cochran is a mean girl that's evil, and you'd be surprised how tasty people are. Everyone watching this broadcast, I dare you to get the person on your left and right, and eat that sucker to death". Grady then went off-camera and dragged the weatherman to the front of the camera. The weatherman squirmed and yelled, "What the heck are you doing? Let me go, kid!"

"I'm gonna sprinkle a little seasoning on his face, get him all nice and tasty", Grady said as he grabbed some Slap Yo Mama seasoning from his pocket and sprinkled it all over the weatherman's face.

"Aaaaah! That burns! What the hell?!", the weatherman screamed.

"And now", Grady then pulled out a knife, "Time to enjoy the dish". He pulled out a knife and started cutting at his neck

"Ah hell no I'm getting the hell outta this bitch", Monica said as she ran into the bathroom and London followed Marriam ran into the bedroom, and Thomas hid under the couch, Peaches covered her baby's eyes and hid behind the couch and Azyrea and Emmani hid under the fish tank with their eyes closed. By that time, the eggs were done and so was the bacon.

"Breakfast is--", I looked around and initially didn't see anyone, before seeing peeps of everyone hidden in the living room sticking out. "Look, just change the channel and come eat the breakfast, okay?".

Thomas got from under the couch and grabbed the remote. He then turned the channel to Spongebob. Everyone had moved away from their respective hiding places, and Mariah and I laid out a fresh plate of eggs and bacon. We all grabbed a plate from the cabinet and a fork then got a piece of the delicious eggs and bacon. I grabbed two pieces of bread and put all my food in the middle, making a sandwhich. We all sat in the living room, eating, relaxing, and laughing at and enjoying Mr. Krabs' obsession with money. After a while, Marriam said to Peaches, "Alright, we gotta train you for this marathon. You ready?".

"I'm ready like confetti," Peaches said.

"Come on then," Marriam said, "Let's see what you're made of".

Marriam, Peaches and her baby, and I walked out the hall, took the elevator to the lobby, and walked through the complex to the pool area.

I said, "Alright Peaches, we're gonna have you run 4 laps around the pool".

"Alright," Peaches said. She handed her baby over to Marriam

"In 3, 2, 1, GO!" Marriam said

With that, Peaches took off at the speed of light and zoomed around the pool, wind flying on us everytime she furiously completed a lap. Once she was done with her 4th lap, she was panting, and Marriah said, "Damn girl, that was real fast. You're sooo ready for this marathon". We then went back to lobby and elevator to get to our room. Once we were in, Peaches quickly ran to the refrigerator and gulped down mutiple amounts of water. Marriam and I sat on the couch and watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix along with the rest of the group. Out of nowhere, Marriam leaned on my shoulder and said, "Honey I'm horny have sex with me".

"Alright baby," I said to her, "Imma bang you til you can't even take it anymore"

"That's just nasty," Azyrea said.

After we had sex, we went to the living room where London scolded us, "Now you two lovebirds ready to go to the damn marathon?".

"Yeah, let's do this!" Marriam cheered.

We left London Boardwalk and headed on to the streets, where they set up tents at every single house and building, which were either for charities or for grabbing a bite to eat. There were runners doing stretches and pratice runs in the middle of the road.

"Alright, so who's running?" Marriam asked.

"Me," Peaches said

"Count me in too," Shanequia said, "Peaches Imma whoop your ass"

Peaches scoffed and snapped, "Yeah right, bitch". She walked up to Marriam and placed Jean Angel in her arms.

"Race ya to the starting line," Shanequia said.

"It's on now!" Peaches yelled.

I started the countdown, "3...2...1", I imitated a gun shot and they dashed off. They were running at an equal rapid speed down the street, until the very end where Peaches put a little extra boost in her stride and arrived at the starting line first. We jogged down the street to catch up with them.

"And the winner is...Peaches!" Mariah said.

Shanequia said, "Imma smoke that ass in the race". Just then, more runners started trotting up to the starting line. The marathon was from a southern street in the Ghost Town to a northern street. The announcer said, "The runners are lined up, and take-off begins in 5...4...3...2...NOW!". The racers darted off and already, Peaches and Shanequia were blowing their competition out the water by running at unbelieveable speeds. Almost instantly, they were at the finish line. However, a racer behind them increased his stamina and zoomed past them both, crossing the finish line

"Aw Dammit!" Peaches and Shanequia exclaimed at the finish line.

The announcer said, "John Waters has now won the race, winning ten grand and a month supply of baby food"

This immediately struck Peaches' ear. "Baby food? Oh hell no I got to have that," she said to herself. She ran up to the joyful John Waters and struck him in the face.

"Give me that damn baby food," she demanded while violently pinning him on the ground

"Alright, fine," He cried, "I wasn't gonna use it anyway"

"And gimme half that damn 10 grand too, sucka," she growled

"Fine, fine," He cried out, "Get off of me".

Peaches got off of him and we ran from the other side, pushing various people to the side, to congratulate her even though she didn't win.

"Sorry you didn't win," Marriam said, "But that doesn't change that you're one the fastest damn runners I've ever seen"

"What about me?" Shanequia said.

"You're pretty close," Marriam said

"Damn you bitch," Shanequia replied

"Damn you bitch," Marriam bounced back.