On the flight, I sat in the middle of Johnny and Marriam.

"I just thought of somethin'," I said.

"What is it?" Johnny asked.

"Is the S or C silent in the word scent," I said.

"Obviously the C," Marriam said.

"But C can make the sssss sound too ," I said.

"Yeah, dude," Johnny said, "You're right".

"Well," Marriam said, "Sometimes it doesn't, so I say the C is silent "

"Is that your final answer?," Johnny asked.

"Yeah,"Marriam said, "But if I can prove you wrong, then both of you are getting the high heel"

"I can deal with that," Johnny said.

"Alright," Marriam said, "Hope you're ready to face a high heel to your throat

"Yeah right," Johnny replied.

"You might as well give up," I said, "She is quite persuasive in her methods"

Two rows behind, Mariah, Azyrea, and Kimberly were sitting together watching Nicki Minaj's new music video, "Ms. Kitty", on the TVs.

"I love this music video," Mariah said

Kimberly added, "Me too"

"And the part where the cat jumps from her mouth and attacks the dude," Azyrea said

"Yass," Mariah said.

"Yo Riyah," Kimberly said, "Remember we used to solve mysteries?"

"Hell Yea," Mariah said.

"You wanna do that crap again?" Kimberly.

"Sure, how," Mariah said.

Then, Monica began singing:

When I was with youuuuu

You blew my mind away

But you broke my heart, noo

And I still feel the pain to this day

You lied, you cheated

Even used my mama

Almost every day with you

There were some girls tryna start some drama

And I got somethin' to say

I hate you

I hate you

I hate you for everything you ever done to hurt meeeeeeeeee".

Everyone started clapping and cheering.

"That was singin' amazing," Johnny said.

The flight landed in Orlando within a few minutes. We all boarded off and Max Sugarmony took the least.

"Crap," he said, "there's not a car big enough to fit all of us".

"Know how to steal RVs?" Marriam asked.

"Isn't that illegal?" Max Sugarmony asked

"Wow," Marriam said, "You still give a damn about the law?"

"Well, duh," Max said.

"I kinda do," I added.

"Lol," Marriam said, "Follow me".

We all followed Marriam across the lot and saw an RV parked to the side with the sign "For Sale. Call 888-6654"

"Bingo," she said.

"You notice we've been traveling in RVs a lot lately," London said.

"Yeah," Peaches said, "I think it's great"

"RVs rock," Thomas said.

"Thanks for the omelet surprise buy the way sugar," Thomas said.

"Hmm-hmm," said London.

Marriam reached in her pants and used a needle to unlock the RV. We all walked in it and walked into the living room area, were there was a dim yelled wall, a gigantic TV, a round table with a marble collection on it, a long yellow spacious couch, and a row of dead plants. Monica kicked her shoes off and laid all across the couch.

"What the hell?" Mariah said, "Girl, you better get the hell up"

Monica sat upright and said, "I'm just playin with you guys. Marriam, Johnny, Mariah, Jada, and I got the seats on the couch.

"It feels like I'm sinking," I commented.

"Hey check this out," Johnny said. He began sinking into the couch saying, "I'm drowning!"

"Crazy boy," Mariah said to herself

"Damn, I'm kinda hungry," Marriam said.

"Me too, sista," Monica added.

"Where are we gonna stop at?" I asked, "I mean, no one's driving"

"This looks like a job for me," Jonny said.

"So everybody, just follow me," Johnny added

"Cause we need a little...controversy," Marriam chimed.

"Cause it feels so empty without me!" and with that Jonny walked to the seat.

"I always wanted to be on Glee," Bell said

There was a key already in the ignition, so Jonny turned it and began driving.

"Alright, so where the hell are we going?" Jonny asked.

"Hilton Orlando," Max said, "We're going for an art convention".

"Gotcha," he said as he kept driving.

On the couch, Monica checked her wallet and noticed it was completely deserted, save for a few quaters and pennies.

"Dammit," Monica said, "I'm flat broke. How am I gonna do the hotel?"

"Easy," Marriam said, "I'll give you some money".

"What about my food?" Monica said.

"Just steal it," Marriam said, "After you're done eating, make a run for it".

"Yass," Mariah added.

"Aren't the cops gonna catch us?" I asked

"Don't we have guns?" Marriam said.

"We didn't bring any," I said, "We left them in the airport".

"Oh really?" Marriam said. She opened her bags, grabbed two fake deordorant bottles, opened them, and pulled out a mini-gun from each

"That's quite clever," I said.

Kenyelle checked his bags and yelled, "These fools took my cookies!"

Marriam pulled out bag of cookies from her bag, threw it at him, and said, "Here you go, sucka!"

"Thanks," Kenyelle said. He and De'asia then ran off to the kitchen with them.

Gretchen walked up to Marriam and said, "Nice body paint. Who did that?"

"Max," Marriam said, "He's standing right there".

Gretchen ran up to Max and said, "You! I wanna be painted!"

"As what?" he asked.

Gretchen whispered in his ear.

"Well, I'm not sure if I should do that," Max said.

"Please? Please? Please?" Gretchen begged.

"No, I'm not doing that," Max said.

"Choke on a middle finger," Gretchen soda as she stomped away.

"Haha," Marriam jeered at her.

"Go eat a ball of poo," Gretchen snapped.

"Sorry, I won't cover for your job," Marriam said.

Gretchen pushed Marriam's head, causing me to jump on her and slam on the table. Marriam then kept kicking her while she was on the ground.

"When will you learn Gretchen Wieners?" Marriam said.

"I told you not to use my government name," Gretchen said.

"I don't give a damn," Marriam immediately responded, "When will you learn not to try me?"

"This was just a fluke," Gretchen said, "Imma kick your behind next time".

"And you'll end up crying and screaming on the floor like your baby whenever she sees you," Marriam replied.

"Just a hater," Gretchen said before she got up walked away.

"We're almost at the hotel," Monica said, "I need my money, Mary!"

Marriam pulled out two hundred and fifty dollars and stuffed them in Monica's hair.

"Here you go, you greedy little girl," she said with a smile.

"Well, thank you, you mean little witch," Monica replied. Marriam, Monica, and Mariah then started laughing.

"Well, here we are, children," Jonny cheered. He found a parking space in the parking garage and we all got out. We walked in the hotel, formed a line, and everyone paid for their rooms.

We got in the elevator and Mariah saw a stray puppy. As we went up, Mariah picked the puppy and said, "Aww, you're such a cute little puppy". She started rubbing the puppy's nose as she smiled and the puppy seemed delighted by it. We got off the elevator on the 15th floor, and unlocked our room, which had two wide, soft, white beds, complete with fluffy pillows, a widescreen television, and a wide open window with the view of Interstate 4. Mostly everyone started kissing the beds.

"We still do this?" I asked.

"It's a tradition, baby," Marriam said.

Shanequia ran up to Marriam and asked, "Can I sell my donuts at your convention?"

"Sure, honey," Marriam replied. She gave her a kiss on the cheek then Lequeesha walked up to her.

"Can I sell some stuff at your damn convention?" Lequeesha asked.

"Hell no," Marriam said.

"Forget you," Lequeesha said.

"I'm just playing," Marriam said, "Do whatever the hell you want!"

Bell was sinking into the bed and yelled, "Help, the bed's eating me!"

Jonny pulled him off the bed and yelled, "It's not eating you!"

As Shanequia checked her dount's, London walked up and said, "Those donuts smell quite odd, what's in them?"

"Oh, some cheese, eggs, steak, mixed up with Welch's grape," Shanequia replied.

"Can I try one?" London asked.

"No trying, just buying," Shanequia replied.

"Damn," London said under her breath as she pulled out ten dollars. She gave them to Shanequia and in turn, Shanequia gave her a donut. London began chewing it.

"Mmm," London said with crumbs flying out her mouth, "This tastes amazing"

"I know right?" Shanequia said.

Meanehile, Mariah ran up to me and said, "I got a new puppy!"

"Sweet," I replied. I attempted to pet her, but Mariah snatched her away.

"She's mine!" Mariah yelled. She then laid on the bed with the puppy on her side.

"I wanna go to the lazy river!" Mariah yelled.

"Uh-oh," Max said, "You guys gotta go after your convention. The paint's gonna come off if you stay in longer than 90 seconds".

"Dammit," Mariah said, "Imma take my puppy on a walk then. Who's coming?"

"I'll go," I said.

"Me too, Bae," Marriam said.

We walked out the room, went down the elevator, and outside near the pool area. The puppy started sniffing the water and Mariah did the same. Marriam followed and did the same.

"Bump it," I said. I started sniffing the water with them.

The puppy then chased Mariah to the basketball court. Mariah grabbed one of the smaller basketballs and tossed it to the puppy, who gently tossed it forward with it. Marriam took a bigger basketball and tossed it at me, then I ran up to the hoop to make a shot. I was sure the ball would make it, but at the edge of the hoop, it bounced to the left, where Marriam caught it, shot it, and made it through the hoop.

"Haha, suckaaaa," Marriam said with her tongue out and middle fingers out. Playfully mad, I grabbed the ball, shot it, it bounced to the right. As Marriam kept her stance. I grabbed the ball again, shot it, and finally made it.

"Take that, Mary!" I yelled.

"Lol," she replied.

We then ran to the tennis court, where Mariah threw tennis balls at the puppy. The puppy always caught the ball when Mariah threw it, but couldn't catch it when Marriam and I threw it. Azyrea came through in the middle and rapidly threw all the leftover balls at us. Mariah ran up and said, "Zey!". She gave Azyrea a gigantic hug and Azyrea said, "Let me pet the puppy!".

"Sure," Mariah said. She said to the puppy, "Say hello to your auntie Zey!"

Zey got the puppy and started rubbing noses saying, "I love you nephew!".

After that, we all sat and watched the people float and splashing each other in the lazy river. The puppy wondered to a woman's open purse and started defecating.

"That's a cool little puppy," Marriam said.

"Damn right," Mariah said, putting some shades on.

As we walked back to our room, Maruah started twirling with her puppy. The puppy smiled and licked her face. We went into our room, where Monica was biting on Thomas' face while London was slapping him while Grady rubbed her back.

"That's my bed!" I yelled.

"I don't care!" London yelled back.

"Wanna sit and watch?" Marriam asked.

"Sure," Mariah said.

We sat on the opposite bed and watched. Kenyelle and De'asia joined us as Marriam watched throughly.

"I admire their persistence," she commented.

After that was done, half of us played multiple rounds of Uno while others threw a stripping contest with Marriam and Mariah as the judge.

Outside, The sun had begun to set. Bellies began rumbling.

"What the hell we gon' eat?" Kenyelle asked

"Let's try Dave & Busters," De'asia said.

"Ugh, I freakin' hate that place," Gretchen said.

"Aww, come on," Jonny said, "You had one accident at age six. You're twenty seven now, come on!"

Gretchen rolled her eyes and said, "Fine, but if something happens to me, that's five hundred dollars".

"You know, that's a hefty bet," Jonny said, "But I'm gonna take it up! You know why! Cause nothing bad is gonna happen!"

"So does the jury agree on Dave & Busters?" I said.

"Hell yeahhh," Marriam said.

"That's not fair," Johnny said with a pout face.

We all headed out the room and to the elevator.

"Who's driving?" Thomas yelled.

"I'll drive," Monica said.

"Bump that," I said, "The place is right across the street. Let's walk"

"With this heavy box of dounts?" Shanequia asked, "Fool please"

"I'll carry em' til we get there," I replied.

Shanequia handed me the box and I carried it. We got off the elevator and Marriam said, "Joshie, that was so nice".

We got out the elevator, walked through the lobby and onto the sidewalks of Destination Parkway and International Drive. Another puppy passed us and Mariah's puppy started barking violenty at him.

"Calm down baby," Mariah said. She started tickling her nose, and the puppy started settling down.

"My homegirl Mikey used to host dog fights," Marriam said.

"For real?" Mariah said.

"Yep," Marriam said, "Let's enter your puppy!"

"Hell no," Mariah replied

Thomas approached Monica and said, "If I win more games than you, that's two hundred dollars and a bacon egg sandwich"

"If I win," Monica said, "You owe three hundred, have to dance around, painted as a clown, and cook me a breakfast omelet".

"Yea freakin' right," Thomas said, "You got a bet, Monica!"

"Alright, sucka, it's on!" Monica said.

We dashed across International Drive, bringing many cars to a screeching halt and ran in Dave and Busters.

"Whoo-hoo, yeah! We're in Dave and Busters!" Johnny said

"Calm down, boy," Mariah said

We all converted our money into power cards and began playing. We hopped around the skee ball machine, Wheel of Fortune (Bell got stuck), Deal or no Deal, Air Hockey and the Hurricane simulator.

"Damn, we're out," Marriam said.

"I'm kinda hungry anyway," Monica said.

"Y'all can eat," Marriam said, "Imma play more games!"

We walked down the stairs, pushed through everyone in line, to their anger, and all ordered our food. Once I got mine, a juicy ham and cheese sandwich with fries, I sat at a table with Jonny, Gretchen and Thomas.

"Gimme a fry," Gretchen said.

"Gotta get your own," I said.

"Ugh, I hate you," she said.

Gretchen got up and walked back in the line. Monica sat by Thomas and said, "Alright, so let's see how many points you got"

"Four hundred, sucka!" Thomas.

"Four hundred and five!" Monica said, "Give me your money!"

"So greedy," Thomas said, "But here you go!"

Thomas paid her three hundred and said, "Aw crap, that's all my damn money!"

"Should've never bet on me," Monica said, "Retard".

"Whatever," Thomas said. He then put his chicken nuggets, one at a time, in Monica's hair, and began munching them.

"You're one weird guy," Monica said, "I like that".

Meanwhile, Marriam played "Fast and Furious 8" at the arcade. She quickly advanced beyond the other racers and gained 1st place. Gretchen creeped up behind her and began pressing random buttons, causing the car to flip over and other racers to pass.

"What the hell?" Marriam said, "You just messed up my game!"

"I don't give a damn," Gretchen said.

"Oh really," Marriam said before cocking her hand back and slapping it across Gretchen's face.

"You little tramp!" Gretchen yelled. She began pulling Marriam by the hair, but Marriam bit her arm in the process. A crowd had started to form as Marriam began bashing Gretchen's head on the back of a game chair. Gretchen retaliated by giving Marriam a swift kick in the stomach, causing Marriam to grab her head and fling her across the floor. Marriam jumped on her and began jabbing her jaws as Gretchen returned the blows.

"Ten dollar donuts," Shanequia said in the middle of the crowd, "You can't have a fight without some good donuts"

People started grabbing donuts rapidly without even giving a dime.

Meanwhile, I saw crowds of people with their phones out stampeding to the right.

"Wanna go check it out?" Thomas said.

"I ain't gettin' involved in that," I said. Then I got a text from Peaches that read "Yo gf is beatin Gretchen's like DAMN! Fools got my baby cryin"

"Holy crayons," I said, "We gotta stop this".

"I'm in," Jonny said, "Your lady can't be beating my wife".

Jonny and I got up and pushed and knocked over the crowd, up the stairs, and to the arcade, where Marriam and Gretchen were still rolling on the ground pulling and pounding each other's faces. Altough we could tell what was happening, various people still obscured us.

"How are we gonna get them to stop?" Jonny asked.

"Move in closer," I said.

Sure enough, we were right in front the fight. I pulled Marriam off of Gretchen as Jonny picked Gretchen up and held her tight.

"What did you think you were doing?" I said.

"Baby, I beat her down!" Marriam said.

Gretchen responded with a growl.

"Look, this is crazy," I said, "But you two need to apologize to each other"

Gretchen and Marriam looked at each other for a while, then they walked up to each other. They shook each other hands and gave each other slap on the back.

"You're a cool chick," Marriam said with a smile.

"You're a cool chick, too," Gretchen said with a smile.

"Well, now that we're all cool," I said, "Let's bounce!"

We texted each other about how the fight went and how it was time to go. We all pushed through random crowds and left Dave and Busters.

"That was a crazy shipwreck," Johnny said.

"Well," I said, "This is the SECOND time you've drawn an audience doing some crazy stuff today".

"I don't really care," Marriam replied, "That was funny as hell!"

"They already got it on Worldstar," Mariah said, watching the fight on her phone with her puppy in the other handThomas came over and started watching

As he got emersed in the fight, Monica creeped behind him and yelled, "AAAH! YOU STILL OWE ME A BACON EGG SANDWICH"

"You scared the hell out of me," Thomas said, "And I'll make one when we get to the hotel"

"If it tastes bad," Monica said, "I'm whipping your behind".

"Anybody got a gun?" Shanequia asked, "These fools ain't pay for these donuts!"

"Yeah," Marriam said. She pulled out a gun and handed it to her. Shanequia walked back to Dave and Busters then started firing like there was no tomorrow.

Shanequia ran back to the group as we continued our walk back to Hilton.

"Remember the last time we were in Orlando?" Thomas said.

"Oh yeah," Monica said, "And we threw that huge party up in Chic-Fil-A?"

"Yeah," Thomas said, "You think we can pull it again?" Thomas said.

"Hell yeah," Monica said

Jonny ran up to me, with Bell following, and said, "Hey man, I got an idea"

"What?" I asked.

"You know how our wives hate each other?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Well tomorrow," Jonny said, "I got a grand plan that'll stop all this! We're gonna have a double date tomorrow!"

"Triple date!" Bell added, holding his brown teddy bear close.

"Fine, you can bring your damn teddy," Jonny said, "But yeah, our friendship is gonna get messed up if we don't unite our wives".

"Yeah," I said.

"We can't tell em'," Jonny said, "But we start right after the art convention".

"Alright," I said.

"What'chu talkin' bout, Joshie?" Marriam said in a slow innocent voice.

"I hope you and Riyah win the art convention," I said.

"Thank you," she said. She gave me a kiss on the cheek.

We finally arrived at the Hilton and went back to our room. Mariah and Marriam both flopped on the bed together as I turned on the TV to Family Guy and plopped down on the bed. Everyone else sat on the other bed or went to the bathroom, where a Monica, Thomas, London, Grady, Delma, and Shaequia formed a line for shower. Max decided to spray Marriam and Mariah down in a scented liquid from a spray bottle, since a shower would ruin the paint.

When she got back on the bed, Marriam said, "Those fools never got out the bathroom, did they?"

Azyrea, who was dancing in front of the mirror, said, "I hear some funny stuff coming from that bathroom"

"Let's check it out," Marriam said. Her and I crept to the bathroom and she slightly peeped the door open.

"Grady looks so damn weird with that clown face on his stomach," Marriam said.

"I feel odd watching this," I said, "You got some weird friends".

"I know," Marriam said.

Then there was a knock on the door. I walked up, looked through the peep hole, and saw the pizza man. I opened the door and he sat three pizza on the stand.

"Alright, that will be sixty dollars," he said. However, London leaped on him and started riding his back.

"What the HELL are you doing?" he said.

"You'll see," London said. We all looked on as Shanequia assisted in tying the pizza man to the table.

"What are your crazy friends gonna do next?" I said.

"Just watch, Joshie," Marriam said, patting me on the head.

London removed his pants as Shanequia stuffed 3 donuts in his mouth. London took the pants to the bed and started looking through the pockets.

"What the hell is she doing with my freakin' pants?!" The pizza man protested, his speech somewhat mumbled from still trying to swallow all the donuts.

"Don't mind her," Shanequia said, "You ready to party tonight?". London was in the back taking every single cent from the man's pants

"Well, I guess," the pizza man said.

"Alright, get ready," Shanequia said.

London rushed and helped Shanequia pick up the pizza man.

"Yo Zey," London said, "Open that damn window".

"Ask again, please," Azyrea responded.

"Open the window, please," London said with a smile. Azyrea opened the window and they threw the pizza man out.

"What a weird way to murder somebody," I commented.

"Why didn't you guys let me eat him?" Grady said.

"Cause you creepy!" Emmani yelled. She then turned on the TV and the SpongeBob movie came on. Marriam laid in my lap with her eyes closed while Monica sat up with Thomas' head in her lap as she played with his hair.

"Damn, boy," she said, "Your hair is dirty as hell. Looks like a nest up in there"

"Don't diss the fro," Thomas responded.

"Keep talkin'," Monica said, "Imma slap your mouth".

"SCREW YOU!" Thomas yelled, "You're not gonna do that!"

Monica giggled and said, "I love makin' you mad, Tommy"

"Mmm-hmm," he mumbled

"Hey sugar honey boy," Marriam said, "I'm sleepy"

"Me too, babe," I said.

"Would you please rub my head til I sleep?" she asked in a calm voice.

"Nope," I said.

"Well, forget you," she replied

"I'm just kiddin'," I said, "Sure".

"Good, cause I was about to jack you up," Marriam said peacefully. The night had started to wind down as everyone just relaxed, faintly looking around until they finally surrendered to slumber.

March 11, 2017 8:57 A.M

I woke up, and to my surprise, Marriam and Mariah were gone. I saw Azyrea playing with Mariah's puppy.

"Do you know where Mariah and Mary went?" I asked.

"To the art thing," Azyrea said, "Duh!".

"Man, I forgot," I said, "But where is it?".

"It's downstairs," Emmani said.

I got up, took a morning shower, threw on a black shirt with blue jeans, and went downstairs, pushing through herds of people to get to the art convention. Once I got there, many classy-looking people had filled the room, chatting with tea and wine on the sidelines while others sat patiently in their seat, awaiting the show.

"Is the right place?" I asked.

"Well, if you're looking for the Herald G. Fordman Literature ceremony," one gentleman said, "Then you've came to the right place".

"Aw man, this is the wrong place," I said, "Thanks for the tip".

Just then, Johnny ran up to me.

"Yo man," he said, "the convention isn't at here at all".

"Then where the heck is it?" I asked.

"You're gonna flip your head when you hear this," he warned, "It's at the IHOP across the street".

"Aw heck no," I said, "My lady and sister may have been able to get away with doing the nasty on TV, but they are not gonna show up to that cheap-o art convention".

"Follow me then, brother," Johnny said.

We ran out the "art convention" and through the halls of the Hilton hotel. On our way, we saw Azyrea, Emmani, Jada, and Delma headed the opposite way.

"Where the hell y'all going?" Emmani asked.

"Art convention," I said, "It's at IHOP"

"Who the hell has an art convention at IHOP?" Azyrea asked. They scrammed along with out the hotel, on the sidewalk, across the busy International Drive, and finally at IHOP. Leequesha was at the door handing out free small waffle samples on a stick.

"Would you hungry people like a damn waffle sample?" Leequesha asked with an obviously fake happy voice. Johnny flipped them over as we ran inside the building.

"Stupid Johnny!" Leequesha yelled from afar, "I'mma get your ugly tail for this!"

Surely enough, the seating section for this IHOP art convention were the original tables and chairs, which were filled with a mixture of classy folks and crazy teenagers. A stand was imposed beside the bathroom entrance, and many cameras were set up, so those far from the stand can watch. We all sat at the tables closest to the stand. A bald headed man wearing a suit and tie appeared on stage.

"Welcome to the 7th annual Drauma. B Frasier art convention, where we are gathered here to showcase the best in body painting art works. Without further ado, let's bring out...the masterpieces".

Two people painted as tigers had appeared on stage, followed by the two people painted as the 80's, which were followed by a duet painted as fruit, a duet painted as a train, a duet painted as a tree, a duet with a Blues' theme, a duet with one painted as Sprite, and the other Coca-Cola. Then Marriam and Mariah had came out as naked blue avatars. The teen boys in the audience started getting riled up.

"Holy crap!" I said as I got up and jumped on them, trying to cover their eyes.

"Get off of us," some of the guys yelled. I got off and went back to my seat. One more duet came out painted as a gigantic milkshake. The judges on the panel ordered the artists and duets back on stage and once they came back, the judges had a discussion.

"I don't like this ugly dude looking at me," Mariah whispered somewhat loudly to Marriam. Since we sat close, I was able to hear this.

"And the winner is," The judges said, "Max Sugarmony's Avatars!"

Marriam and Mariah cheered as Max Sugarmony took a bow. Then Marriam and Mariah started kissing each other before waking away. They then went to the bathroom to wash off the paint.

"I'm pretty glad they won," I said.

"Yep," Johnny said, "I wonder what they're gonna do with all the money"

"Probably buy a lot of clothes or something," I said.

Marriam came out with her paint removed, in her normal skin and fully dressed.

"Mary, Mary, Mary," Johnny said, "Glad you won!"

"Thanks, John," she said, "but guess what I found out"

"What?" Johnny and I asked simultaneously

"I just talked to Maria," Marriam said, "The 'C' in scent is definitely silent"

"Nooooo," I cried

"Too bad, so sad," Marriam said menacingly, "Get ready for the high heel"

"I have to get it too?" Jonny asked

"Yes, now follow me," Marriam said. She led us to the front of the women's restroom.

"We do NOT have to go in here," I said.

"Shoulda never said 'Holy Crap!' then," Marriam said, "We're going inside the women's bathroom"

"This is THE MADNESS!" Johnny yelled. We walked in the handicapped stall and she held up her novelty high heel from her purse.

"Which one of y'all wanna go first," Marriam said.

"I'll just get it out the way," I said.

"Lean on the wall," Marriam said.

I did as she said and she playfully attacked me with the high heel.

"This is very uncomfortable," I said, "It tickles a bit".

"Alright, you're through, Joshie," she said.

I left and she said, "Johnny boy, it's your turn". She pinned him to the wall and ravaged him with the heel

"Aaaaah, you're doing it too hard," Johnny yelled.

"I don't give a damn!" Marriam said

She withdrew the heel and said, "Alright, you're done, fool!"

We walked out the women's restroom then everyone hugged and congratulated Marriam and Mariah. Then we headed on back to the hotel...