Kidz N The Cookie Factory
10:30 P.M
On the Way to the cookie factory, Azyrea said, "Man, you didn't get any brew or skittles".
Emmani quickly followed with a snappy, "Mm-hmm".
I replied, "Relax, there's a store right before the cookie factory".
Deasia said to Kenyelle, "Baby, you gon' make me my favorite slushie when we go in?"
Kenyelle replied, "Yeah baby". They sipped the lemonade beer they took from the Chinese Restaurant and swapped it between their mouths.
"Hey, y'all gettin' lemon beer slob on my seat", I said. "This is a rental car we stole, so, I'm afraid we can't get it dirty".
On the highway, we were getting ready to cross I-10, but there was a DUI check set up and every car was getting checked. We were nervous, as we had just committed two crimes back in Havana. The police threw a drunk driver out his vehicle, and the driver kept slapping the cop over and over while the cops kept grabbing him and attempted to slam him to the ground. While laughing at this madness, I realized that the left lane was free, so when the cop was not looking, so I got in it and sped past the scene, though not too fast, and we parked at the Shell station at the corner of Monroe and Callaway.
"Alright, go in, buy the Skittles and beer, and we'll get out and walk to the cookie factory", I explained to them.
"This store ain't even open", Azyrea said.
"We'll just break in and get it", Emmani said.
I interfered, "Alright, we're not gonna break in every place we stop by, alright?", but it was too late. Emmani was already in through the door, which had been left unlocked.
"I might as well go in. My body's beggin' me for some Mike & Ike", Mariah said with a thirst in her voice. She walked in the store.
"I want some Lemonheads, I better go in while I can", I said to myself. "Kenyelle and Deasia, y'all coming?".
Kenyelle said, "Nah, I just wanna stay in the car with my girl", as Deasia rubbed her head against his chest. I walked in the store and grabbed some Trident Gum, Arizona Tea, Lemonheads, and pizza chips. Hmm, Marriam likes grape candies, I thought, and got grape flavored snacks. Mariah, Azyrea, and Emmami grabbed everything they could in sight, including alcohol and sour candies. We grabbed all our items, creeped to the back to put all our stuff in bags. After we left the store, we walked across Callaway Road to the Abandoned Ramada Inn, which had the ballroom converted to a cookie making factory. Brownies were on the conveyor belt, then they were pounded in a circle. They flew off the conveyor belt in a enclosed barrier, where they were given a light brown coat. A man protected in marine gear took them off the coat and placed them in a circular rotating microwave, where the bits of brownie on the surface were melted and hardened to look like chocolate.
"How are we gonna get past that man?", Mariah asked.
"With this", I pulled out my phone and opened up a sound effect app. I pressed the car alarm and the flame sound effect.
"Aaaaaaaaaah! Me car!", The man yelled as he rushed out the building
"You got the dog poison?", I asked Mariah.
"Yeah", Mariah replied.
There was a giant bag, so we snatched it and put in tons of cookies. Kenyelle and I closed and carried the bag all the way back to the car. We placed it carefully in the trunk and got inside the car. We were steady Speeding through Highway 27, almost running over cars, and hooked a sharp left at Highway 12, where our house was. We unlocked the door and went to the kitchen.
"Alright, We're gonna split all these cookies in 10 bags. Put the dog poison in one and shake it", I gave instructions and Mariah and Zey grabbed the fridge and started twerking.
"No, I meant the flipping bag!", I yelled.
"I know, I was just playing", Mariah replied.
We divided the cookies in 10 Wal-Mart Bags and poured the dog poison in the last one. We shook the bag and stored it in the fridge.
"Alright team, that's a wrap! The real stuff comes tomorrow", I said as we hi-fived each other. I then gave a creepy laugh:
HahahahahhahaHA-HUHHAHAHAHhaHAHAHAHHUH
"Piyah, stop", Mariah told me.
We popped some popcorn and passed around the root beer for the rest of the night as we watched re-runs of Love and Hip Hop and Family Guy as we shared jokes, laughter, and weird dances while slowly drifting off to sleep
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