"Foul on the play! Foul on the play!", the referee declared.

I looked around and our landing interupted a football game between London Boarding School and Ricards. The people in the stands began to cheer, "Boo Plane! Boo Plane! Boo Plane! Boo Plane!"

We got off the plane and Mariah and Azyrea simtaneously flipped the bird said to the crowd, "Screw y'all! Shut the hell up and french kiss your dog!

"That's not an insult!", A lady yelled from the crowd. "That happens to be my favorite hobby?"

A man replied, "Girl, what the hell is wrong with you?"

The lady responded, "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Girl, you better not be kissin nobody with your dog slob mouth"

"I shall not be judged for taking part in socially unacceptable activites"

"What the hell? I ain't judging but that junk is way too damn nasty"

"I refused to be judged by my lifestyle!", and with that, the lady hit the man in the jaw. Her friends started stomping him, and so did her mother. By that time, they got rushed out by security.

"We need to get the hell outta here", Mariah said.

"I second that statement", I replied. We all headed towards the exit and walked away from the game as a quater of the stadium still cheered, "Boo Plane! Boo Plane!". Outside, we met a nice red headed brown eyed lady with a beige coat and dark jeans who was carrying a pink bag

"Hello my friends, I'm Marina", she said in a calm and friendly tone. "I just arrived here, so you got any advice for newcomers?"

"Yeah", I replied, "Always stay strapped".

"And don't eat any cookies you see here", Mariah said.

"This town's real crazy, so it's better to adjust than oppose or runaway", Marriam added.

"Aw thank you guys", she said. She walked down the line and gave us all a small hug and a friendly kiss on the cheek. After that, she said, "I got some Lollipops and fried chicken in my bag, you guys want some?"

"Yes!", we all cheered. She passed us some sweet red lollipops and juicy, crispy, fried chicken from her bag. Just then, a voice yelled "Running of the Bulls!". Marina was trampled by herds of people trying to outrun furious bulls. We also started running away while carefully holding on to our lollipops and fried chicken. I came across my house, which again, had a "for sale" sign

"Mary! Our house has a for sale again! Explain!", I said.

Marriam ran up and explained, "You see, I sold our house to Peaches and her new man James to take care of the baby once she's born".

"Well that's sweet", I said. "But where are we gonna live?".

Marriam said, "My 'haunted' mansion, duh"

"Hmm, I remember the last time we stayed there, that was interesting"

May 23, 2015 12:00 A.M

I was almost asleep when a haunting voice said, "Josiaaaaaah"

I replied, "Um, hello?"

"I have taken the soul of your precious girlfriend Marriam and I put her body in the stove"

"You're kidding", I said. "This ain't true".

"Take a look for yourself", the voice said

I got in the mansion's elevator and ran to the kitchen where the light from inside the stove illuminated the entire place. I opened up the stove and Marriam's body was in there burning.

"Noooooooooooo", I cried out as thunder roared outside. Just then, I heard a lovely voice laughing

"You totally fell for that that", Marriam said. She went to the stove and took out the "body".

"It's a mannequin", she said. "And that voice was my friend Johnny"

"Scared ya, suckaaaaa", Johnny said.

(End Flashback)

"I still gotta get you back", I said to Marriam. Suddenly we came across some tall red brick building guarded by a small black fence. Marriam's friend London ran up to her and said, "What's up, bestie!"

"London, nice to see you, honey", Marriam said.

"Nice to see you too, honey", London replied. They gave each other a peck on the lips and London said, "At midnight, They're gonna open London Boardwalk, an Apartment for us! They had to tear down like ten homes but whatever, the world's ours!"

"That's gonna be sooo awesome", Marriam said

We walked up to a closed black gate that led to the extensive London Boardwalk complex. From what I saw, there was a network of sidewalk with a gray stone fountain in the middle

Mariah said, "That looks nice, can I stay with y'all"

Marriam replied, "Hmm....Imma stay here for tonight and tomorrow I'm moving to the mansion. You're allowed to tag along"

Mariah said, "Awwww, Thank you"

Just then, Thomas, Monica, and Grady walked up and Thomas pulled out a microscopic camera.

"What's up with that eye-ball lookin' camera, Thomas", I asked

Thomas said, "This is the Sony eyeball 4000. I have a small pad in my pocket that allows me to stream live to Thomas Blog, and upload if I want to. It's got playback too. This was originally intended for government officials, but a young 19-year-old like me got it for five hundred dollars".

"That's awesome", I said. More and students started pulling up quickly and conversating with another as Marriam and London felt the gate and made odd comments about it. One that stuck out the most is:

Marriam: Damn, this gate is smooth"

London: I would sooo sleep on this gate forever

"Alright, stop contemplating your future with a gate and get your butts back here! It's about to start!", I yelled to them. They ran back and the Prinicpal of the School, Mr. Lemonweed, gave this speech:

"Since 2007, we have been noted as a undisciplined school. But it would be foolish to hold 2007 and onward against you, because in-between 1988-2006, you've provided us extremely successful opportunities, and what you're about to see is the fruits of the labor you have commited. However, after this week. If you choose to stay, you must pay $150. Enjoy". With that he opened the gate, and the students ran each other over to get in. We headed to the right and went in a door labeled "amenities". Immediately, our nostrils were greeted with a minty aroma that covered the whole apartment. The walls inside had the top half yellow with a stream of blue flowers decorating, and the bottom half was brick

"Aw, the walls are so pretty", London said as she attempted to kiss every blue flower on it. The first door we opened led us to a spacious gym, with a row of treadmills that had TV's on the front, weight lifting machines, an ab cruncher, leg stretcher with optional weights, and stress balls. A water machine with pointy cups was hidden in the corner.

Monica said to Thomas, "Wanna throw the stress ball around".

Thomas replied, "Yeah".

They tossed the ball around as we had a brief run on the treadmill. Monica threw the ball while Thomas was not looking, and once it struck him, he flipped over himself.

"Damn girl, that hurt", Thoams said in a joking tone

Monica said, "Aw, does the little baby need help getting up", as she ran to Thomas to help him up

"I ain't a little baby, woman", Thomas said while standing up. After that, we hopped off the treadmills. We left and headed next sort, which was a spa. The aroma was like cherry pie, and there were red and green candles lit up everywhere. There were two trained masseurs, one male and one female, at the desk. There were four bed-like pads for massaging, two tanning beds, a flat screen, and a psychic booth with a woman sitting at a desk wearing purple wizard clothes putting her hand over a purple globe.

"I could use a good massage about now", Azyrea said.

"Alright", the male masseur said. "Go to the changing booth, take off everything, put on a towel, and I'll be right with you".

I said to Azyrea, "You don't mind if we leave and go exploring while your masseur gives you a massage?"

Azyrea replied, "It's okay".

As we left, Marriam said, "Let's see what else they got".

We walked down the hall and opened a third door, which led to a pool area that contained a soda and juice bar. We saw the bartender cleaning glasses. There was a 5 foot deep pool and a 3 foot deep lazy river. There were two water slides, one led to the pool, and the other led the lazy river. There were chairs with Hawiian decorations surrounding the pool. To the far left there was a jacuzzi and a tennis/basketball court, and to the far right was a bonfire. Since it was night, the area was illuminated by tall lightposts. Already, there were students taking full advantage of it.

"Damn", Marriam said. "Place just opened and there's panties floating in the pool. Can't say I'm surprised".

"I wish we brought our swimsuits", Emmani said.

"Who needs swimsuits when you can skinny dip?", Thomas said. He threw off his clothes and dived straight in the pool. In the pool, he met a new friend

"What's up man, My name is Chris Peachtree. Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Thomas, the guy that records crazy events on ThomasBlog"

"Ah, that's nice. My girl Rosa know about that, and she be laughing her butt off to that".

"Is that Rosa right beside you?"

"Yes. Problem?"

"Y'all boyfriend-girlfriend or what?"

"We friends with benefits. Basically, we a couple, but like, we allowed to cheat on each other"

Rosa said, "Yeah, we love each other tho"

Chris replied "Yep". He turned to Rosa and said "I love you my sweet honey chick" and she smacked her behind.

"Awww, and I love you my sweet honey man", Rosa replied and gave a small smack to his crotch.

With that, Chris and Rosa left. Mariah and Emmani started laughing while the others were just relaxing, laying back in the poolside chairs.

At the spa, the masseur started making progress in easing Azyrea's tension by rubbing around her neck.

"Feel that, that's all the stress being released", he commented as she produced soft moans. He then cruised his hands down to her back and started rubbing across it.

"You can fill the spirit easing and resting in peace, tranquility, and harmony", he said while moving down to her buttocks. She was enjoying it as her soft moans continuted. He started kneading her butt like it was some dough

"You see, the glutes are pressured by everyday activities like sitting and waking in certain manner. It's important that I must stretch the muscles in your glutes, because they are the carriers of the most stress because of their frequent use"

"Mmm...wait, what?!", Azyrea jumped up. "You just making up stuff just to touch my booty"

"Ma'am, relax", the masseur said, but Azyrea had already picked up the tanning bed and proceeded to throw it at the man's stomach. She went back to the changing booth, quickly put back on her clothes and ran straight towards the pool.

"Man, I wanna get on the water slide", she yelled. She pushed a whole crowd of people out the way, some falling in the pool, and climbed up the ladder to the slide, pushed more people out the way, and slid down the water slide. Before you even dropped in the water, you got soaking wet due to the raining water in the course. Once she dropped in a water, there was a moderate splash that killed a girl's cell phone. While Azyrea was swimming back and forth in the water, we all just relaxing while sipping on a fine glass of aged root beer. After about 20 minutes, Marriam got up and said, "Let's see what else they got up in here"

We got up and walked across the two minute distance to the lobby. The lobby contained a digital vending machine, about eight tables that had velvet couches surrounding them. There were three huge flat screen television. On the top of the ceiling were hanging chandeliers that lit up all the room. To the far right was a closed buffet full of dinner food. A digital white screen in front of the buffet stated:

5:30 A.M-10:30 P.M - Breakfast

12:00 P.M-3:00 P.M-Lunch

6:00 P.M-10:00 P.M-Dinner

We walked up to the front desk and I asked the lady, "Excuse me ma'am, but we would like a room on the top floor".

"Oh here you go", she said as she handed us the key.

We got in the elevator, which had a digital female voice saying the floors we passed. It was decorated with red carpet with the ceiling and forth wall being a mirror. There was a mini couch in front of the fourth wall. Once we got out, we walked down the hall and opened the door to our room on the tenth floor, 1069.

We opened the door and it revealed a classy, spacious room. The walls were red with a golden rod cruising around the top of the wall. Immediately, we saw two wide red couches, and they faced a flat, wide, television screen. We walked through a small hall which led to a kitchen with two sinks, two stoves, two microwaves, and two fridges. The counter was a hardtop decorated with Chinese paintings of war and peace. The cabinet was a caramel brown. Unlike the rest of the room, the kitchen had a hard white tile floor instead of the red carpet throughout the room. The second living room was combined with the kitchen, and contained a five-seater leather couch with a glass table with coasters. There was a flat screen television facing the couch. Before you got to the bed rooms, there was a diverse fish tank filled with diverse green, yellow, and red fish. There was a small hall with two doors on the side and one door in the front. Both of the doors led to seperate bedrooms, both with two made-up beds that had red covers decorated with yellow swans. They were facing the flat screen television. A long window that slid led to the patio, where there was a black rail with two glass tables that had four black chairs with flower decorations surrounding it. There were emergency parachutes in the corner in case of fire The bathroom floor was made of a variety of tile and contained a sink, toilet, shower, and a bathtub.

Mariah hopped in one of the bedrooms and jumped unto the bed.

"Aah, this bed is so damn comfortable. I could lay here forever"

Marriam said, "Me too"

I said "Hmm, Let's see what's on the TV".

The TV was on the news, and the anchor said, "Young girl in ghost town missing. Her name is Sonya Brown..."

Marriam jumped up and said, "Oh crap! Our daughter!"

Emmani said, "They already have a child?"

I said "We're just playin, she's like a daughter, not exactly. But anyways, we gotta find Sonya!"

Marriam and I ran out the room, pressed hard on the elevator, went to the first floor, and rushed out the lobby doors and apartment gates.

"Sonya! Where are you?!", both of us yelled as our worries echoed into the night sky. We ran around the city and checked every house, restaurant, skating rink, bowling alley, and strip club to find Sonya.

"Damn, we've looked everywhere and still haven't seen a peep of Sonya".

"There is one place we haven't checked", I said with a deeper voice then usual.

We walked to the free hotel, and to our surprise, we saw Sonya frying up Oramge Chicken bites for the midnight buffet! Both of us ran up to her, cheered "Sonya!", and hugged her while lifting her up.

"So, everything's been alright with ya", I asked her

"To be honest, no", Sonya said. "This hotel has been a train wreck since Jonny, Bell, and Gretchen started running it. The lights go out every freakin' week, the breakfast buffet has turned from real food to mixtures of everything, there's Mean Girls posters in every room, the gym is completely destroyed, and they started giving out treasure maps with every meal. Treasure Maps for Pete's sake!"

"That is quite horrible", Marriam said. "Let's get you out of here".

Sonya said, "Thank you".

Just then, Marriam's phone started beeping. She got a text message from Peaches that read: COME TO THE HOSPITAL, ROOM 57, NOW!!!! AAAH!"

Marriam said, "Peaches need us, follow me".

Meanwhile, at London Boardwalk, Mariah was laying in the bed when Thomas' phone beeped. He looked and said, "Hailey's having a birthday party in the pool! I'm invited to film! Grady not invited".

"And I thought people liked my fried fingers", Grady said

"Oh, and Monica, she wants you to sing Happy Birthday"

"Can't wait", Monica said.

"Dammit I wanna hear Monica sing happy birthday!", Grady said

"You shouldn't have been a creepy-behind cannibal then", Monica said

"And get this, she bringing free beer, mixed with the blood of her enemies!", Thomas cheered

"But I wanna drink free beer mixed with the blood of her enemies", Grady said with a pout face.

"And the last text says 'I cannot stress this enough. No Grady allowed'", Thomas read.

Grady moped in the corner with a disappointed face.

"Maybe if you learn to overcome your cannibalism, you can come to her next party", Monica suggested.

"But people taste so good", Grady cried.

As the crew left the room to go to the pool party, He said, "Screw you guys, Imma come to that party. Any means necessary"

Back at the the Hospital, we burst in the hospital room while Peaches was dead in the middle of giving birth. All we heard was doctors screaming "Push!" Peaches screaming to the top of her lungs. Her boyfriend, James, started flirting with the nurse next to him who was helping Peaches deliver the baby. They left and went to the next room. We were encouraging Peaches to push harder, and a beautiful little black baby came out her. The doctor used some big blue scissors to cut the umbilical cord, and Marriam held the baby in her arms

"Awww, It's so cute", she said

Peaches got up and said, "Far beyond cute, she's adorable", while getting the baby from Marriam and admiring her. "At least he has a responsible father that'll take care of her. James?!". She looked and James wasn't there. "James?! James?!".

At the Apartment, Grady walked around the second living room and started plotting

"Hmm, to get to the party, I have to slightly change my appearance. I have a clear view of the pool party from here, so I'll grab a parachute and skydive in that stupid party. They won't even notice me and I'll be the man of the year and maybe London and Monica will fall in love again. Yes, yes, It's a bright future, and I must start now".

He rushed to the bathroom and combed his hair down so it could look a bit longer, put on sunglasses, and went to the patio. He looked down at the pool party and said, "This is my chance". He grabbed a parachute, attached it to him, and sky dived to the party. Hailey walked up to him and said angrily "Grady! What the hell are you doing here?".

"Dude", Grady said, faking a surfer's accent. "I like, totally, love this party man"

"Get the hell away from me", Hailey responded, not impressed by his antics.

"But bro..."

"Go and eat yourself to death you creepy cannibal pervert"

As Grady walked away, he said to himself, "Creepy cannibal pervert eh? I tried to adjust and they still....wait a damn minute, why am I trying to fit in with these stupid people that don't give a damn about me? I shouldn't be trying to join them, I should form my own damn group and triumph over them. Yes...I'll show them..."

At the hospital, Marriam, Peaches, who was holding her baby, Sonya, and I started searching for James. We looked next door, and there was James, just kissing on the nurse's lips .

"James! What in the living hell?", Marriam yelled.

Peaches started tearing up while saying, "You perverted no good dog, you missed the baby's delivery just to cheat on me with some nurse chick"

"You're a bad father", I said to him.

"This isn't what it looks like", James protested.

"Do you love me James?", Peaches asked.

"Yes, I do", James replied.

"It's obvious this fool is lying", Marriam said.

"Yeah, what she said", I added.

Marriam started planning."You know what, Let's wrap him in the body bag. We'll take him to my mansion's lab and give him a lie detector test. This is your last chance to prove yourself, lowlife". She kicked him in the face and I opened up a body bag. She threw him in and we started walking out the hospital to Marriam's mansion.

Meanwhile at the London Boardwalk, Grady gathered up all the cannibals at the lobby couches and held a meeting. He served them all blood punch and crackers made out of human flesh. He sat down and the front and began stating his plan.

"Alright, so this girl named Hailey won't invite me to her birthday party. I snuck in and she cursed me out! Well I say motherf**k her, motherf**k her friends, and motherf**k the partygoers!".

The cannibals on the couch started cheering, "Yeah, motherf**k them!".

Grady continued, "Alright, we're gonna crash their stupid party! We'll burst in with our pocket knives, forks, spoons, salt, start carrying those suckers out, and eat them to death! Who's with me?!". The cannibals produced an overwhelming roar of approval. Grady yelled, "LET'S CRASH THE PARTY!!!!". They ran outside to the pool area, holding up their pocket knives. Once they were there, they completely took over the fun and started lifting people up.

Mariah said, "We need to get the hell out now".

The crew looked at the exit door, which was barricaded by cannibals.

Emmani said, "Damn, they got the exit blocked".

Azyrea said, "Let's hide at the basketball court".

They ran behind the basketball court and looked as the cannibals completely ravaged the party (Thomas recorded but no one noticed). Two of them were gulping down the birthday cake and the rest lifted various people to the chairs, cut off their fingers of some and the legs of others, and started eating them while moving onto the next victim. Necks were being bitten, arms were being sawed off and eaten, and ears were being chopped and eaten like carrots. About half of the party attendants left, but the rest were eaten like turkeys at Thanksgiving. Hailey was shocked and started crying. Grady walked up to her and said, "You see what happens when you mess with us cannibals?". As Grady and the cannibals left, Hailey said, "I'll get you creepy morons back, you hear me!". Grady responded from a distance, "Like you're gonna do something". The crew escaped from the basketball court, walked back to the lobby, used the elevator to go back to the room, winded down, and got in bed.

"That was some nasty stuff I never wanna see again", Azyrea said.

"That Grady kid is just a nasty no-good pig", Mariah added, "But Karma's gonna come and bite him in the behind and eat it for dinner"

"Lol", Emmani said, half-asleep

Monica sung, "Woooooooo, I'm gonna have a bad dream. Seeing Grady eat those people, like string beans"

Thomas said "I got it on camera in case anyone wants to..."

"No, No, No!", everyone cheered slowly as they drifted to sleep.

At Marriam's mansion, her, Peaches, Sonya, James, and I were in her lab, which had black and green walls, a humongous screen with controls at the bottom, and various chemicals and medicines. James was taken out of the body bag and hooked up to the lie detector chair that had green buttons on the left and red buttons on the right. Marriam asked him, "Alright, you cheating bastard. Do you really, and I mean really, really, really, love Peaches with all your heart, mind, body, and soul?"

"Yes!", James yelled. The green buttons lit up.

"This is odd", she said. "Then If I love her so damn much, why the hell are you cheating on her?"

"I have hormonal imbalance", he said. "It's hard to control my sexual urges, my doctor said it was a disease. I really love Peaches and I take medication to control it, but it only makes the problem worse".

"Hmm", Marriam said, "Well I have the perfect medicine that can cure that. The Con 3000, which can reduce primal sexual inhibitions. You have to stay in a box for five days after I spray it in, though. Are you okay with that?".

James said, "If it means being mentally stable enough to care about my child and love Peaches right, then I'll do it".

"Alright", Marriam said. James walked in the box, sprayed the Con 3000, and enclosed him in".

Peaches put her baby down in a nearby crib, hugged Marriam and said, "Thank you! Thank you!".

Marriam said, "Anything for my best friend". Peaches then subsequently gave me a hug.

Marriam said, "Hey, the baby's safe and sound in a crib. You guys wanna sleep in the lab tonight?".

Peaches said, "Why not?"

"I'm for it", I added. We all laid on the floor, almost passed out, and Marriam slowly slid her hand down my pants...