March 7, 2017 3:00 A.M

I was getting ready for the Beta Club Trip so we could escape to Orlando. I grabbed a black shirt with a green basketballs and some jeans and headed to the shower. After I took off my clothes I hopped in and heard a deep voice saying, "Hey pretty boy".

"You punk", I grumbled. I grabbed the towel rod and beat the spirit down, Indicated by it's loud screamin

"AAAAAAH! STOP. I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE IN OVER TWENTY YEARS THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU".

There was a dead silence for a while as I got back dressed, but then out of the blue I got tackled out of nowhere and.....

Then I woke up and said "Yeah, I never playing haunted monopoly again". I yelled, "WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP EVERYBODY!".

Everybody woke up and moved like Zombies. We took showers, got dressed, grabbed a Pop-Tart and left Monica's room at 3:25 A.M. As we left, she said, "Damn, Imma miss you guys". She walked over to her fish tank and said, "Well, at least I still have youuuuuuuuuuu", singing highly at the word. She grabbed a fish and petted it while saying "Who's a good little fish? Who a good little fish?". Monica then kissed the fish three times then licked it while moaning.

While we left and walked down the sidewalk, the lady I spilled coffee on, Taria, looked at her window at us. In the background, her Teddy Bear was on the couch and The Notebook was playing on TV.

"Look at that scum, walking all smug while I'm trapped in a lonely hell, I'm hurt, I'm so hurt", She said to herself. She reached in her drawer and loaded a Desert Eagle.

"This is the night that fools die", she said while admiring her rifle. "Nobody understand, not even my ex-husband, I thought I could trust him but nooo, I slept with his best friend ONCE, and that nutcase has the nerve to divorce me. But I shall not let this injustice pass!". She then sat on the couch and said, "Isn't that right, Mr. Teddy?". She climbed on the couch and rubbed her hands around the bear.

"Oh, I just love your hairs", she said and started kissing the bear on the nose while stroking its' leg.

Meanwhile, we zoomed through the empty Tallahassee streets in the dark starry skies and bright street lights. We stopped by Sonic's on the way to get a late night burger and slush (I got Cherry Limeade) and drove to GEMS, where Astro Charter Buses were lining up and the children were playing, talking, and dancing. On the other side there were teenagers talking, listening to music, and sipping fake wine. By the time we got there it was 4:37 A.M, 18 minutes until we board the bus. We gathered by a fruit tree and discussed the plan

"Alright", I said. "We've been dreaming of this moment, we're gonna start a new living for ourselves in Orlando as soon as we get on the bus. I call second bus cause it looks so comfy".

"Yeah, it looks cool", Kenyelle said.

"Me for Second Bus, Too!", Mariah cheered.

After a few minutes, the guys helped carry to juice and cereal crates to the bus and put them in the bottom. Then it was time to board the bus, and we were headed toward the back, dodging teens who also desired to get a back seat. To save room, we had Deasia to sit on Kenyelle's lap. I licked back in my seat and opened up Netflix.

"Ah, time to watch some Archer", I said. Then the bus driver came on and I heard a very familiar voice. Very familiar voice

"Get on the damn bus and take a seat. Don't talk too loud or I will torture you. Do not fight, you morons look like monkeys doing it anyway, and don't make no freakin babies on the bus you kids are already retarded and we don't need your offspring. Be safe, beware of predators, and if you get sticky fingers, Mickey Mouse will kill you. Any Questions? Nope. Time for roll call".

A guy across the seat said, "Aw man, I think I'm in love with that lady".

I got and said, "Back off, she's mine. That's my Marriam".

I got up and strolled up to the bus driver seat where Marriam was and said, "What's fryin', baby?"

She looked up at me with eyes glimmering in joy and said, "Joshie". She grabbed me tight, held me close and said, "I miss you, Joshie. Hey, you're not with that tramp Athlena Heart?".

"No", I replied. "Where'd you get that from?"

She explained, "I had a crappy dream where you were dating Athlena Heart and Benzino was in my bed....".

"Funny, I had a dream you dating Benzino and Athlena Heart was in mine", I said.

"Thank goodness that didn't come true", Marriam said

"Thank goodness indeed", I said and then I gently grabbed her face and slowly placed my tongue in her mouth. We started french kissing and she cruised my neck with her hands as I smoothly moved my hands from her face to her back.

"Aw damn!", one student said. "That bus driver getting freaky with that kid".

"That junk tight, yo", his friend commented.

After we got done, I said, "Baby, I can't wait til we get somewhere cozy. So many things I wanna do".

"Can't wait honey", she said. "All the kinky stuff I got planned for you, ooh-wee!"

"Alright, We'll see Mary", I said as I walked back. As I walked back, Marriam smacked my butt. I walked back, and bent Marriam over her seat and she laughed then I started spanking.

"Yes! I've been a bad girl! Spank me, Papi", she cried out as I delivered ten powerful smacks.

After that, walked away as Marriam said out, "That was awesome, baby". Then, the buses started departing, and we were Orlando Bound. There was a TV on the bus, so Marriam turned to MTV, where episodes of Awkward were playing. I just stuck to the Archer that was playing on my Netflix. The teens on the bus were singing loudly, kissing, and throwing blue balls across the bus, but this festive atmosphere quickly descended as more and more people passed out from fatigue. Marriam nodded at the wheel but managed to stay awake. Eventually, we arrived at the rest area. As the students got off, Marriam walked back to where I was, stripped to lingerie, and used her teeth to remove my pants. She placed her tongue on my leg and started slowly cruising it up and down, leave a warm comfy trail of saliva. I groaned in satisfaction as she continued licking my leg. After that, she started tugging on my boxers, but I heard a mysterious stomp on the top of the bus.

"Wait here, baby", I said.

"C'mon", she replied. "It's just probably some perverts".

"That doesn't sound like a pervert", I responded. "There's no stifled but obvious giggling". Just then, Taria and her teddy bear broke through the emergency exit.

"There you are, you scum!", Taria exclaimed as she drew fists. "Your arrogance is so undeserved, you are a piece of cat crap for what you did at the bar".

"Yeah, I yelled at you for spilling your drink on me", I replied. "It burnt and I was angry, I still got the burn mark on my arm, but you are overreacting and adding unnecessary emotion to accidental misstep".

"Me? Overreacting?", she questioned while tilting her head. "No one tells Taria Maria Jones she's overreacting, time to die!".

She charged at me with her fists drawn, but I grabbed her fist and threw her to the ground. I felt a sharp pain in my knee, so I looked down and saw her biting it. In return, I delivered a swift kick to her face. She started getting up and despite my attempts to suppress her she succeeded and put her fingers in my nostrils and pushed me in a bus seat. While I was rising up, she pushed my waist down to confine me, but I rose up, grabbed her by the hips, and slammed her by the bathroom door.

"Mary Jane, take her in the bathroom and tie her to the toilet", I commanded.

Marriam giggled and said, "Alright, baby". She grabbed some rope from the bus emergency kit and dragged Taria in the cramped charter bus bathroom despite her protests which included yelling and kicking. She tied her feet to the flush handle on the toilet and tied her hands to a pole under the sink. After she came out she said, "Now where were we?".

"Um, you might wanna get dressed. The kids are headed back to the bus. They aren't worthy of seeing you half naked", I said to her.

"Dammit", she replied as she threw her bus uniform back on and headed toward the driver seat. Everyone boarded back on and for another hour, I was watching Archer episodes while the teens on the bus where throwing paper airplane, drinking whole 2-liter sodas, and doing the fire challenge. Marriam looked back and yelled, "OH HELL NO!". She pulled over and yelled, "Everyone in a line! You're all getting pepper sprayed and spanked with a cable wire!". Everyone except our crew reluctantly got up, some crying, and got in a line as Marriam pepper sprayed them and spanked them five times with the cable cord. Some of them left crying, but all of them seemed somewhat traumatized by it. After ten minutes of that, we were on our way to the Magic Kingdom...