Can't Get Arrested

Peaches ran up to the announcer and grabbed the prize, which was a check for $10,000 and 2 cans of baby food.

"OMG, thank you guys," Peaches said, "Now I can feed my baby!".

"The prize wasn't meant for you, but okay!" The announcer said and gave her the prize. After that, we started down the street with tents all on the sides to London Boardwalk . On the way, we saw Marina in a red tent selling nachos, hot dogs, hamburgers, and Gatorade.

"Oh my gosh! It's nice seeing you guys again," Marina said, "Would you guys like to buy some nachos and Gatorade? All the money goes to charity!!!"

We looked at the price sheet, which read:

Nachos - $2.00

Hot Dogs - $1.50

Hamburger - $1.50

Gatorade -$0.75

I pulled out a five dollar bill and said, "Yes, I would like some nachos and Gatorade, please". Everybody else made the same offer.

Marina gasped and said, "Thank you guys. This is the biggest purchase ever. You guys want some free skittles?"

We all looked at each other and said in perfect harmony, "Sure!". We gave her our money and she swiftly gave us nachos with hot cheese and a large-sized bottle of Gatorade. We continued walking down the street, however, at Marina's stand, her hot dogs fell off the grill. As she went to pick them back up, the Young Thieves started stealing from her cash register.

We walked all the way back to London Boardwalk and went back into our rooms. Thomas poured a cup of water and went to get some ice, but there was none.

"There's no ice!" Thomas yelled, "I need some damn ice".

"I love getting ice," Marriam said, "Come on Joshie".

Marriam and I walked down the hall to get some ice. We heard a noise from afar saying, "Thank you for rewarding me daddy!".

We went to the ice machine and saw Johnny with his tongue lodged deep in Kimberly mouth while Delma was behind him, just spanking him like a bad child

"How do I put this?" Marriam said, "What in the damn son of a hell is going on?!"

"Daddy's rewarding me for being such a good girlfriend," Kimberly moaned

"This white guy got some good booty and I just wanted to hit it," Delma said.

"I just wanna know how in the hell did Johnny and Kimberly get together. I mean, Kimberly, you used to find that dude creepy as hell"

October 31, 2014 10:00 P.M

Johnny, dressed as a werewolf with red Air Force Jordan 1's, Marriam, dressed as a vampire, and me, dressed as a creepy surgeon with blood all on my clothes, walked down the street with a garbage bag for candy.

"Didn't you say you were going as a dead celebrity?" Marriam asked Johnny.

"I decided to go werewolf instead," Johnny said, "Werewolves get hella girls, especially hot vampire chicks"

"Like me?" Marriam said

"Pretty much," Johnny said.

We then approached the first house, knocked on the door, and Johnny and Marriam both said, "Trick or Treat!"

Kimberly answered, then she saw Johnny and said, "If you guys don't get that creepy-behind werewolf moron the hell out of my damn face I will grab the sharpest knife I got and cut you fools and fry you and feed you to my cats and dogs, AAAAAAH! GET AWAY!"

We all ran away and Johnny said, "Guess I'll never get that cute girl".

(Flashback Over)

Kimberly said fast, "After a while, while you guys were away, we started chatting, we got a bond, and I wanted to be his girlfriend, but he has commitment issues so we agreed to be father-and-daughter with benefits and ohhhhhh kiss me again daddy"

"So, we're just gonna leave you three...alone," I said.

"Wait!" Johnny yelled.

"What the hell do you want?" Marriam said

"I got five tickets to this opera slash play, wanna come along?" He asked.

"Sure," Marriam said

"And after that, we'll stop by KFC and get their new lunchbox meal!" Johnny continued, "THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE COOKIES!"

Marriam said, "Oh my gosh I'm so in, Joshie you wanna come right?"

"Yeah," I replied, "I always enjoy myself with you and Johnny"

"Awww," Marriam said, "I love you baby"

"I love you too Mary Jane," I replied.

Back in the room, Peaches was in the bedroom sleep with her baby, and Mariah was brading Azyrea's hair

"After I'm done with your hair we need to find somewhere to get Turnt," Mariah said

Azyrea said, "Amen sista"

"I ain't gonna lie, some of the girls around here fine as hell. But some are just like, the hell?" Mariah said

"One of them girls looked like she had dog poo in her damn teeth", Azyrea said.

Emmani was next to Mariah playing on her phone, Shanequia had her hands on her lap, Kenyelle and Deasia were in the bathroom, London, and Monica were lying down on the couch with their eyes closed, and Thomas was just sitting at the end with his head down.

"We need to order a pizza," London said. She pulled out her phone and called Chapper's Pizza.

"Hello. Yes I want three pepporoni, two sausage, and five sausage and pepporoni".

She hung up and in five minutes the pizza was there. Once London got up to get the pizza, the delievery boy said, "Hey, you heard of how to summon a spirit on an iPhone?"

"No," London replied. As she grabbed more pizza boxes and put them on the counter, the delievery boy started to explain

"Yeah, you light rose scented candles around your phone, put it on a table, and you dial the name of the person you wanna talk to"

"Hmm, I'll try it," London said.

Mariah said, "Just don't do nothin' too scary"

London said, "Alright, cutie"

Meanwhile, Marriam, Johnny, Kimberly, Delma and I were walking down the sidewalk, where some of the tents were still up while some were put away. Then Sonya ran out of Marriam's Mansion and started yelling, "You guys left me in here with no breakfast!".

"Sorry Sonya, but you were still asleep and Peaches need some things for her baby," Marriam said "And dammit I forgot to buy condoms and some baby clothes!"

"Lol," Sonya replied, "But anyways, where are you guys headed?"

"To this opera slash play," Johnny said, "And we're getting KFC's new lunchbox meal! THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!"

"OMG Chocolate Chip Cookies I'm so in!" Sonya yelled.

"Yeahhhhh, just one problem," Marriam said, "We only brought five tickets. How are we gonna fit you in?"

"She is a little smaller than the rest of us," Kimberly said, "Maybe you can hide her".

"We don't have anything to hide her in," I said.

Delma jumped in and said, "There's this tent, they sell big purses, we could buy one from them and put her in and Boom!"

Johnny said, "Great idea! I wish I could do that," and grew a pout face.

"Don't worry daddy, you can always hide in my love if you feel like it," Kimberly consoled him.

"Great idea, baby!" Johnny said, "I don't mind 'hiding' right now"

We passed a tent with dogs and cats in cages for sale, and while the owner was away, Johnny sat Kimberly on the table.

"This crazy dude," Marriam said.

"Mary Jane, you can't talk, we've loved in some strange places ourselves, like on stage at Relay For Life," I said.

"Oh yeah," she said "You think we can do it again next year?"

"We're not allowed back, we can sneak back in," I replied.

In the animal tent, Johnny reached for Kimberly's face, held it tight , and procedded to kissed her rough while he softly groaned and she moaned. The cages around store starting falling and rolling all over each other, and the pets got loose. While some were just walking around confused, others went on violent and bloody attacks on the people remaining at the marathon, including things like scratching their face off, viciously chewing their lips, and biting them in the legs.

"Oh...freaking...crap," Marriam commented.

Meanwhile, London placed her phone on the living room table and everyone in the room, except Peaches, who was sleeping with her baby, gathered around the table, which had about 3 small scented candles lit. Monica had a list of people's names in her hand while Thomas was filming with his eyeball-shaped camera

"Now, I'm gonna try talking to my dead friend Freddie. Some real scary stuff might happen, because he wasn't a peaceful soul, so be warned and get the hell out if some scary stuff really happens" London said, "Now, I'm gonna spell Freddie's name on the keypad and call him. Nobody move".

London reached to her phone, dialed 373-3343, and waited for an answer. A man with a grumpy loud voice yelled, "Hello!", followed by the loud sound of chips crunching.

"Freddie?" London asked, "Is this you?"

"Who the hell is Freddie?" The man asked

London hung up the phone and said, "Alright, that was a waste of time, but I have Ashlina, my best friend who was fried to death for snitching. Let's call her."

London dialed the number 545-2688

London cleared her throat and said, "Hello".

A loud female voice screamed through the phone and everyone jumped. The voice said, "Gimme your souls!"

"We gotta hang this up," Mariah said.

Back in the streets, the cute little puppies and kitties continued their brutal attack on the people walking around. The police sirens sounded and one of the officers announced, "Who let the dogs out?! Come out now". Marriam tapped Johnny, who was still kissing on Kimberly, on the shoulder and said, "Alright, I know you love Kimberly, but dude, we gotta leave. We can't get arrested".

Johnny turned his head around with a pout face and said, "But Kimbery is so sexy".

Kimberly sighed, "Daddy's right".

"I don't give a damn you can do it at the theather now come on", Marriam said as she jerked Johnny's shoulder.

Johnny said, "Yeah, you're right". He took his tongue out of Kimberly's mouth, grabbed her arm and started running. He didn't bother to fix his pants. Marriam, Sonya, Delma, and I quickly followed as we dashed across the streets to avoid the police. We ran to the theather, which had a sign that read, "Today's showing is closed due to unforeseen circumstances".

"Crap," Marriam exclaimed, "You guys wanna go to the movies instead?"

Johhny replied, "Yeah"

I said, "Yep"

We dashed to the movie theather, burst through the front door, and kept running. We ran to the snack counter, and Marriam pointed a gun at the cashier.

"Give us six free popcorns and sprite or you're dead," Marriam demanded.

"Ok, ok", the cashier whimpered. He turned to the workers and said, "Six free popcorns and sprites! Make it fast!".

While they were hastily fixing our meal, I said to Marriam, "I could've paid for it, we...um, we still have money left over"

"I don't give a damn about that," Marriam said.

"Ok, Ms. Can't Get Arrested," I replied.

The workers handed us six boxes of fresh yellow popcorn and six large cups of sprite. The cashier cried, "Take it! Take it and get the hell out my life!".

As we sprinted away, Marriam said "Dammit, what movie y'all wanna see?"

"I heard Tyler Perry's Aviation of The Black Man is pretty good," I said.

Johnny cried, "What about Frozen Madagascar?"

Kimberly said, "I just wanna see Our Circuits of Love!"

Marriam said, "Dammit, Let's just see The Black Man who was Frozen on Madagascar who got attacked by a robot and now has Circuits of Love"

"Good Choice," I said. We scrambled in the movie theather and sat in the second to front row since the middle and back seats were taken. As soon as we sat down, a woman beside Marriam said, "Excuse me ma'am, but my friend was gonna sit there. Could you possibly, ya know....move".

Marriam responded, "Sorry ma'am, but I got this seat first. Your friend could be in the front, and you could just move up there".

The woman giggled, drew a gun, and said, "If you don't get up out my best friend's seat, I will freaking kill you".

Marriam and I simutaneously rose up and drew guns while I said, "Hold up Hold up Hold up, you ain't gon kill nobody".

Marriam shoved the gun to her head and said, "Girl, I will kill you, your whole damn family, and make you all look like macaroni. Try Me!"

She responded with, "Girl, I'll make you look like some damn pizza"

"Trick I'll turn ya ta spaghetti," I jumped in.

The Police came in the theather and one officer said, "Freeze! Before I make you fools look like some dead donuts".

Marriam said, "Not if I start first", and began shooting at the police. The police didn't hesitate to start shooting back, and fired at us as we dodged the bullets that were now starting to tear up the movie screen. I started shooting back immediately. While some people evacuated, others dropped like flies in the midst of the bullets

POW! POW! POW! BANG! POW! POW! BANG! mixed with AAAAH, I gotta get out here was all you heard. One guy said, "Everybody catching bullet ho..." before being shot to death. Finally, we had shot the police officers down in a cloud of gun smoke which partially clouded the row of dead bodies.

Delma said, "We need to get outta here".

"We need to get outta here indeed," I said.

As we walked out, Marriam said, "Johnny, you do realize you've been walking with your pants down, right?"

"Why are you even looking at other guy's pants?" I asked to Marriam.

"I didn't look, I just saw it in the corner of my eye," Marriam said

"Whatever, I don't really give a damn," Johnny said.

Kimberly put her hand over Johnny's crotch and said, "Don't worry, I'll protect ya daddy".

"You can't call white dudes daddy if you're a black chick," I scolded Kimberly, "That's freakin' racist", as I pushed the theather doors and everyone walked out

Marriam said, "Lol, you're being racist"

Kimberly said, "Yeah, this ain't about race. He's just a good daddy"

Johnny said, "Damn right!".

We walked to London Boardwalk and went up to the room. I saw the crew with a phone on the table and rose scented candles lit up.

"What the hill are you guys doing," I said. "Summoning the iPhone Spirits?"

"Yes," Mariah said.

I grew a rage face and Marriam, Johnny, Kimberly, Sonya, and Delma started stomping while I said, "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I can't believe you're summoning phone spirits you are grounded grounded grounded grounded".

Mariah said, "You can't ground me, I'm sixteen, fool!"

"Right, right," I said. All of the sudden, Monica started laughing and said, "Oh my gosh! That damn stomping thang they were doing. Oh my....what the hell...hahaha", and burst out in a mix of laughter of tears. Everyone else started laughing like crazy, including me. However, Emmani accidentally knocked a candle over, causing the table to catch fire. We all ran to the kitchen, and panicked while putting water from the sink in paper cups and running back to put out the fire. It seemed however, that the fire grew a little weaker and came back ten time stronger. London called some firefighters and in 3 minutes they were there. They all held the hose, aimed at the fire, and within 10 seconds it was all gone, except a little spec of fire. They briefly shot at it, and left. The candles had melted into a rose scented mess. We all gathered and looked at it.

"Well...that was crazy," Marriam said, "Let's all spin around with our hands up!"

"Great idea, baby," I replied.

Everybody in the room gathered in the kitchen area and started spinning around with our hands up. Kenyelle and Deasia came out the bedroom and both said to each other, "That was the best...sex...ever!"

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