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"She locked us in Claire's," I said.

"I gotta admit," Johnny, "I wouldn't be able to handle her if she was my lady".

"I know right?" Kimberly said.

"We gotta find a way to get outta here," I said.

"Relax," Kimberly said, "There's some fun stuff you can do in Claire's"

"Find one," Johnny said.

Kimberly grabbed a bunch of gems, stuffed them in her mouth, and spit them rapid fire at Johnny.

"Ah, what the hell?!" Johnny exclaimed, "I don't like that!"

The unknown man with us said, "Ay man, tell that girl to do somethin'".

"How about you shut the hell up?" Johnny said.

"I ain't mean no trouble," the man said, "but tell that chick to get naked or somethin".

Johnny punched him in the nose, causing him to fall back on a bunch of braids. His nose began to bleed. The man got up and socked Johnny, making him fall and knock down the bracelet display. Johnny got up, picked up the cash register, and whacked the man in the back of the head while he wasn't looking.

"Aaaaaaah!" He yelled. He rubbed his head before falling on the floor.

"Let's find a way to get out before he gets back up," Johnny said. As Johnny and I looked around for possible escape routes, Kimberly stole as many clothes as she possibly could.

Johnny pulled down a vent and said, "Let's go!"

Johnny, Kimberly, and I climbed through the vent. Kimberly kept dropping clothes.

"Why'd you bring so many clothes?" I asked her.

"Cause I like em'" she said.

We continued our crawl through the vent.

"You know where this leads?" I asked.

"I don't even know," Johnny said. At the end of the vent, he looked down.

"It looks like some house or somethin'," Johnny said.

"Let me see," I said. I looked down and saw a room with a. brown tile floor, a white table with two unattended cups of coffee, and a long L-shaped black couch. A box-shaped TV played an educational business program

"Let's dive," I commanded.

We swooped in the room and an old man in a black suit walked in the door.

"Hello there," he said, "Welcome to Brynard's Talent Agency. I'm involved with the nice individuals that help young folks have a productive career in acting and music and plays, even rap!"

"Whoa dude!" Johnny said, "For real?"

"Yes, and you two look like you could possibly star in one of our next movies," he said.

"What's it gonna be about?" Kimberly asked.

"The concept I have in mind is that two teenagers are regular students by day, but by night they are laboratory expert scientists. They invent the cure for the common cold, but they have to work hard to keep it out the wrong hands," he explained.

"Sounds nice," Kimberly said.

"Well, If you guys want the part, We can hold auditions".

"We want it!" Johnny and Kimberly said together.

"Not me, this guy seems kinda shady," I said.

"Alright then, waiting is in the lunchroom. Let's head out, the old man said. Johnny, Kimberly, and the unknown man followed him.

Meanwhile, Marriam and Mariah got their things from Footlocker and walked down the mall's halls. By then, most, but not all, of the crowd had cleared. The scattered people left snapped pictures of them and tweeted. Max Sugarmony stopped them in their path.

"Wait," Max Sugarmony said, "I have some good news for you girls".

"What?" Marriam asked.

"Some art critics saw your pictures, and they loved it!"

"Yasssss," Mariah said.

"So, um...," Max said, "You mind driving with me to the art convention? It'll be at the Hilton Orlando".

"You bullshittin' me?" Marriam asked.

"No," Max Sugarmony said, "It's all real. If you two still wanna go, you better get packing. We're staying two nights and leaving at 12:30 today".

"Alright," Mariah said.

Marriam and Mariah sped walked out the mall, and through the woods.

"Where we going, Bae?" Mariah asked.

"Fubway," Marriam said, "Gotta get my subs so I can sell in O-Town!"

"I get em' free, right?" Mariah asked.

"Awww," Marriam said, "Sadly not"

Mariah grew a pout face and playfully hit Marriam's arms

"I'm just playin'," Marriam said, "You can eat all the subs you want, I don't give a damn"

"Yayyyy!" Mariah said before giving Marriam a trendmendous hug.

They walked across the street, and around the curve to Fubway.

"Ooh, we in Fubway," Mariah said.

"Yes, Bae," Marriam said while throwing on her jacket.

"You got a Fubway coat for me?" Mariah asked.

"Hell yea," Marriam said. She fetched Mariah a jacket and she put it on.

"Ooh, that looks sexy on you," Marriam said.

"Thanks, Bae," Mariah said. Marriam walked up to Mariah and stuck her tongue in her mouth. They french kissed for about five minutes before Marriam went in the back to pack some subs.

"Wanna try some chocolate paradise?" Marriam asked while packing all different types of subs in her bag.

"Yep," Mariah said, "I heard it makes you horny".

Marriam threw Mariah a chocolate paradise sub and she caught it. Mariah took a bite and said, "Mmm, it tastes like a brownie with strawberries".

"I know, right," Marriam replied. Marriam finished packing her subs and they headed to their room in London Boardwalk.

"Well, well, well, well," Thomas said, "If it ain't the crazy girls from the news".

"It was so fun!" Marriam said, "All the cameras, all the people watching, it just made me like it more!"

Mariah said, "Yass, that was fun".

Marriam then started packing her bags and Mariah followed. While she gathered her clothes, Mariah leaned on her shoulder singing, "Early in the morning, when I think about you..."

"Oh shit," Marriam said while laughing.

As Marriam went to the bathroom to gather her toiletries, Mariah stood by her with her hands in her pants. When she took it out, she said, "Bae, lick my fingers", waving her fingers in Marriam's face.

"No," Marriam said playfully while slyly ducking away, "I'm not...," but Mariah had already stuck her fingers in Marriam's mouth.

"Damn, that tastes good," Marriam said.

"I know," Mariah said.

"You wanna do a quickie?" Marriam asked.

"Surrre," Mariah said.

They both started tongue kissing and rubbing each other's back...

Meanwhile, Johnny and Kimberly followed the old man to the lunchroom. In the lunchroom was a camera, a green screen, a director's chair and a microphone, but there was an odd sight of red candles lining the tables, illuminating the room, bowls of red candy, suspicious red and orange liquids, and four massage chairs with arm holders.

"This set looks rather odd," Kimberly said.

"For a movie with this kind of premise," the old man said, "The set will be kind of odd, but no need to worry".

"Can I have the red candy?" Johnny asked.

"You guys can treat yourself to as much as you like," the old man said.

Johnny grabbed a bowl of Candy, put every piece in his pocket, and ate one.

"Say, do you guys feel stressed out?" The old man said.

"A little nervous," Kimberly said, "But I'm ready".

"Well, lay in the massager beds," the old man said, "I'll get the radio so you guys can enjoy your music".

Johnny and Kimberly leaped in the massager beds and placed their arms in the holder.

"Holy crap, this is comfortable," Johnny said.

"You said it, daddy," Kimberly said.

In the other room, I sat on the couch for a while before getting up to make a cup of coffee. When I replaced the filter and threw the former one in the trash, I noticed multiple pills on the floor.

"They got drugs!" I said. "This might be one of them crazy behind the scenes Hollywood things".

I went to the computer, shook the mouse, and saw Google Hangouts open. There were messages between the old man and a girl named Sophia Tittle.

"Hahahaha," I burst out laughing, "Sophia....Sophia Tittle! Oh my gosh, I, I can't," then my face quickly straighten and I said, "Alright, let's look at these messages"

Sophia: A role in a new Disney Channel sitcom? You're kidding

Old Man: Dead serious. You could have a lead role

Sophia: Wow! Just OMG. When can I meet you?

Old Man: Go to the Chinga Tu Madre Mall, go to Claire's, it's right past the food court, and climb through the vent.

Sophia: Sounds like quite an adventure, Lol

Old Man: That's what we're all about

Sophia: Lemme get my parents first.

Old Man: No parental consent/attendance needed. Here we believe in individuality.

Sophia: Good! My stupid parents want me to be a doctor, anyway.

"This guy's a predator!" I said, "I've got to warn her!".

While I start typing, a random girl swooped from the vent.

"Wow, you look waaaaaayyyy younger than I thought," she said.

"I'm not the talent guy," I said, "I'm just a young man in the waiting room. Who the heck are you?"

"I'm Sophia Tittle," she explained, "A young girl just waiting to be an actress".

"Well you're not," I said, "This guy is a pedo".

"Where's the proof?" she asked.

"There's molly in the trash can," I said.

"SOOO?" Sophia said, "that could be anybody's".

"Whatever," I said, "This guy is sick and needs to be stopped!"

"Relax," she said.

"We're going back there to stop this!" I yelled.

"And I'm gonna prove there's nothin' back there," Sophia said.

We walked back in the lunchroom, saw the red candles on the tables and I immediately got alarmed.

"Red candles?" I said, "See?"

"It's just the set," Sophia said.

"Why is everything red?" I asked.

"Cause red looks good," Sophia said.

"Nope," I said, "cause this a bad place. Johnny and Kimberly, let's go!"

"Massage beds can't do no evil," Johnny said, "Calm your balls, dude"

Just then, the old man came out and noticed my distraught face.

"What seems to be the problem, sir?" he asked.

"This place is full of demons, that's the problem," I said.

"We ensure you," he said, "no spirits are in here".

"Yea right," I said.

"Well, I'm afraid the time for massages are over," the old man said, "Auditions are in the room to your left. You'll have to impress our muse....icians. Musicians".

Johnny and Kimberly got out the massage chairs. We all walked to a dark audition room and the old man immediately left. The dim light dawned upon a wooden table with two Quija Boards on it.

"These are musicians?" Johnny asked.

"They're muses," I said, "Spirits"

"You're bullcrappin'," Kimberly said, "At least I hope so..."

"Well," Johnny said, "Let's try it out".

"Wait," I said, "This might be dangerous".

"I don't give a damn, danger is my middle name," Johnny said, "Let's ask the board what's my next acting role"

"Why the hell would you waste it on that?" Kimberly said, "I wanna know my next acting role too".

We all placed our hands on the planchette and Kimberly asked, "What should be my next acting role?"

"That's the question?" I yelled.

"Yeah," Kimberly said. The planchette moved as our hands moved along the letter E, V, I, L, D, O, C, T, O, R

"I don't wanna play no damn evil doctor," Kimberly said.

"AAAH!" Johnny yelled.

"We gotta get outta here," I said.

We blew down the door and dashed out the room. Kimberly started spinning around.

"Honey, you okay?" Johnny said as he stopped.

Kimberly walked up to Johnny and said, "How you would like heart removal surgery?"

"Oh crap," I commented.

Meanwhile, Marriam and Mariah were packing their bags for Orlando

"Oh shit," Marriam said, "I need to get Joshie for the trip!"

"Yeah," Mariah said, "I think he learned his lesson bout trying to ground us".

"Damn right," Marriam said.

Thomas walked in and said, "Ladies, what the hell are you packing for?"

"I'm goin' to Orlando, bitch!" Mariah yelled.

"I wanna come, too," Thomas said.

"You got flight money?" Marriam asked.

"You know it," Thomas said. Marriam and Mariah rolled their bags in the living room.

"So, you guys flying to Orlando?" Monica asked.

"Hell yea," Mariah said.

Everyone in the room started clamoring over each other, saying, "Take me with you!"

"Keep dreaming, bitches," Marriam said.

"Mary, what the livin' hell?" Monica asked.

"I'm just playin'," she said, "If you got flight money, you can come".

"I was just about to say," Monica said.

"Bye, suckas!" Mariah said as she and Marriam went out the room. Everyone behind them rapidly backed their bags and followed them.

In the lunchroom, Johnny yelled, "She's been turned into a evil doctor!"

"Heart removal surgery is 10 dollars," Kimberly said before yelling, "Come on, do it," wiggling her fingers

"What the hell?" Sophia asked, "What the hell happened to her?"

"The spirit of an evil doctor has gotten inside her," I said.

"Damn, I already hate doctors," Sophia said, "Now I gotta deal with an evil one?".

Damn right!" Kimberly yelled, "I'll cut the life right out of you!"

"Don't we need to exercise her?" Johnny said.

"I ain't fat!" Kimberly yelled, "I'm starting your surgery now!"

"He means exorcism," I said, "We need to get that evil spirit out you."

"I don't need an exorcism!" Kimberly yelled, "You need your heart removed!".

"Where the hell do they give exorcisms at?" Johnny asked

"The Ghost Town Church," Sophia said.

"Come on," I said, "Let's go!"

We dashed out the lunchroom, bursting down the doors, scrammed in the waiting room, climbed in the vent, and jumped out in Claire's. The store was still locked.

"Crap," Johnny said, "How the hell are we supposed to leave?"

"Imma shoplift some blouses," Sophia said.

Johnny went to the cash register and started grabbing some money. As I walked around, I looked outside the bars. The gang had walked in with Marriam holding the mall keys. As Marriam unlocked the door, she said, "You learned your lesson, baby?"

"Yes," I said, "Don't try to ground you".

"That's right," Marriam said. The bars were lifted and we all escaped. As we walked through the mall, I noticed Kimberly was missing.

"Kimberly is gone," I said.

"Where is she?" Johnny asked.

I looked behind and Kimberly was attacking people with needles screaming,"Heart removal surgery! Heart removal surgery".

"What the hell happened to Kimberly?" Marriam asked.

"We messed around with a Quija Board and now she has the spirit of an evil doctor," I said.

"Y'all retarded," Marriam asked.

"I don't like this new Kimberly," Lequeesha said, "So rude".

"Kimberly, get your evil ass over here!" Johnny yelled.

Kimberly walked up to us and yelled, "What the hell do you want?!".

"Let's go guys," I said.

As we walked, Max Sugarmony left the art shop and said, "Whoa, you two got a lot of friends".

"I know," Marriam said with a smile.

"Uh...You guys ready for the trip?" Max Sugarmony said.

"But first we gotta give Kimberly an exorcism," I said.

"Alright," Max said, "You guys don't mind if I come with you?".

"Why the hell not?" Marriam said.

We trekked out the mall, through the woods and on the sidewalk to The Ghost Town Church, which was right under the football stadium. We marched through the doors and saw a priest in a suit drinking apple juice and reading the Bible.

"How may I help you guys?" He asked

"We are here to exorcise Kimberly," I said. Johnny brought Kimberly to the front.

"You look mighty fine, pastor!" Kimberly yelled, "Want a free heart removal?!".

"Let's go ahead and exorcise her," the priest said, "I would advise you all to step back".

We all stepped back and the priest placed his hands on Kimberly's head.

"Evil Spirit I Rebuke You! Evil Spirit I Rebuke You! Flee Demon Flee! Flee Demon Flee!"

He began speaking in tongues as Kimberly started shaking violently. Suddenly, it abruptly ended.

"Hey," Kimberly said, "Why are we at Church on Friday?"

"Kimberly, can you hear me?" Johnny said.

"Johnny, my papa!" Kimberly cheered before giving him a hug.

"Well, that was crazy," Max said, "Let's head to O-Town!".

We all walked out the church and headed to the airport.

"Can you tell me what happened?" Kimberly said.

"You turned into an evil," Johnny said, "A spirit from the acting room got you".

"I didn't hurt anybody, right?" she asked.

"Nah," Johnny said, "You were just saying creepy shit".

"Oh, thank goodness," Kimberly said.

"It was crazy," I said.

"Man," Kimberly said, "I'm glad that's over".

I walked up to Max and said, "Do you know where we're going?"

"There's gonna be an art convention," Max said, "the judges liked the body paint on Marriam and Mariah".

"That's good," I said, "Wait, there's not gonna be any nudity at this thing, right?"

"Unfortunately, there is," he said.

"Crap," I said

We finally arrived to the airport and began purchasing tickets.

"Bell, you got your money, right?" Jonny asked.

"Um....maybe," he replied.

"Yes or no?"

"Aaaahh, no I forgot my money," Bell cried.

Gretchen sighed before saying, "Look, I'll pay for him".

"For real?" Jonny said.

"You will?" Bell said.

"Yes, yes," she said.

After everyone was done paying, we had to go through the patdowns. There was a plump man on the left side patting down the men, and a plump lady on the right. We had to spread our arms like Eagles as their cold violating hands checked us for "underwear bombs" and the like. When it was Marriam's turn, she said, "If you touch that spot, I will piss all on the damn floor, try me, hoe!". Both her and Mariah slid by un-patted. After putting out bags on the conveyor belt We then stood in the waiting area, ready for our flight.

"Joshie," Marriam said, "I got somethin' for ya".

"Yeah...," I said excitedly.

She started tongue kissing me with one hand on my back while reaching in her pocket. I felt her drop something in mine. After we were done kissing, I checked my pocket. There was a crisp one hundred dollar bill inside.

"Awwww, thank you," I said.

"Anything for my sugar honey nigger boy," she replied. The plane slowly descended, and we all got on board.