This is a story time btw

Anyway, so I was roller skating, and I was going outside. I usually just circled around my couch but this time I was going to the park. I kept falling on my butt when I was going out the door.

We finally got to the park and- oh wait yeah my mom was there. Anyway, we got to the park and I was skating around the tables, when I tripped on a pebble. Facing backwards.

There was bird poo and the ground and I knew that. Somehow, in the last second, I flipped around, extended my arms, and landed in a push-up position.

And that's how I almost broke my ass

Oh and almost got poo on me