"Dominique, my French man, how are you doing?" I exclaim as I see my best friend and neighbor sitting on my couch.

"YOU left me alone".He spats

"YOU go a party with alcohol and chicks".He, again spats

"and YOU come home with a pretty one".He spats again on my face. Guess he spied on me

"All I am feeling right now is ANGER", He gets up"DISAPPOINTMENT", He throws his hands in the air"VENGEANCE", I take my seat.

Dramatic bitch.

"Except these, I am feeling just fine MY MAN" Harshly spitting, a new feature I have found of him.

"How are you feeling monsieur".Sarcasm-filled asshat.

"It's funny how French jokes and antics never entertain me. Now, wanna know who that chick is ?".

"Yes please".He calmed down like a child given his candy.

"So, basically, you know the girl that I always talk about".

"Is it the girl who left you and I quote broken, depressed, devastated, trustless, affectionless, heartbroken, arrogant, lifeless, cold!" -I sigh, I'll see how long you can handle this-"And in my personal opinion rude, jerkish, full of himself, an asshole, attitude showing liar, I have a huge list on what she has done to you, wanna hear it?"

"No, thanks, I'm fine."And he calls himself my best friend. "You know the girl I came home with last night, Yeah, that's her."

"WHAT, the fucking hell; That bitch is the chick that made you look like this".Bitch! how can he talk about her like that?

"She is not a bitch"

"I just rant about how much I hate her, and you're offended because I call her a bitch. But she shouldn't be called a bitch, she should be called a whore, a slut, because that's exactly what she is."

"Hey, I like the poor girl, In fact, I dated her. It's obvious that I get offended, And maybe she changed you will never know."

"Maybe you finally went crazy, we will never know".Remember when I said he was filled with sarcasm. Moments like these make me want to strangle him.

"Give her a chance will ya, "I ask hoping he just lets this go and we order Chinese having our typical Sunday afternoon.

"I can't keep this lying around Ryan, she may break you again." He sounds so sincere, not dramatic.

"I very well know that you care for me, but let's just let it go this time. I want to be with her, I want to commit"

"Fine, but if she does this again; I am breaking her limbs".we both chuckled, "Let's order Chinese, I am starving".

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Do you think it is nice of Dominique to speak ill about Ashley in front of Ryan?

This was in my draft for a long time, so I am getting rid of it. Please show lots of love and from now on  I am going to focus on"I know we are just friends but..."; or should I start a new story, I have lots of ideas.

Plus, anyone wants to do a collab with me, I don't need the credits.

Stay weird hoes:)))