"Brother, why  are you back in Wattpadheim?" Thor_Of_Asgard asks.

Take note Thor is on the computer.

"Nothing personal," I said. "But coming in during a Private Message between SpikyKnight and I  has left her to believe for five years I am a hacker."

Thor raises up his golden  right hairy eyebrow.

"Oh, the other you has a name?" Thor_Of_Asgard asks.

"She's a person, brother," I said. "And it is only a username. It is not her actual name."

"What is her real name?" Thor_Of_Asgard asks.

"Ivy." I said.

"Then why do you call her 'SpikyKnight'?" Thor_Of_Asgard asks.

"Because it is her username." I said.

"You called her 'Knight' last time," Thor_Of_Asgard said. "If Ivy is her name, then calling Ivy by her username doesn't make sense."

"We are not close, brother." I said.

I suppose that is not a lie as we are not really close but we were working on it mending together what I had gone and burnt down before Thor came in. What I did is bigger than going over the guidelines three times. What I did, in a sense, was that I screwed up.  I screwed up bad.

"...Loki it has been  six months, not 5 years."  Thor_Of_Asgard said.

"Another thing," I said. "Wattpadheim has different time."

"It has been two hours since you left," Thor_Of_Asgard  said. "Are you going to be back for the Call of Duty annual game on Wednesday?"

To Thor it is Friday.

"I will be," I said. "Just do not interfere into a private conversation in Wattpadheim again,I very much appreciate that."

"Going all this way to prove you are not a hacker says differently of you," Thor_Of_Asgard  said.  "You never go back to prove someone wrong. You almost never do." He folds his arms, not holding the hammer, appearing generally a little bit of concern and interest. "There must be another motive for you to be here."

"Things change," I said.

"You care what she views  you as," Thor_Of_Asgard said. "You care about SpikyKnight!"

I sigh, rubbing my forehead then take my hand off while lightly shaking my head.

"Bruce, get off the computer," I said. "I do not need your psychologist insights."

Thor_Of_Asgard stood there for ten minutes.

"That was Bruce," Thor_Of_Asgard said.

"...Am I really speaking to Thor?" I ask.

Fifteen minutes went by.

"This is Tony,"' Thor_Of_Asgard  said.

"Where is Thor?" I ask.

"Uh, sleeping." Thor_Of_Asgard said.

I stare at Thor_Of_Asgard.

"Sleeping?" I said. "No wonder his account is using proper grammar."

"But really, are you getting back Wednesday?" Thor_Of_Asgard asks.

"I will be,Tony." I said.  "Now log off Wattpadheim,now."

"Heeey," Thor_Of_Asgard said. "What's this about you being famous on Wattpadheim?"

"I got it the wrong way," I said. "Wait, you can't possibly know about it! This is a different universe."

"Its nothing personal," Thor_Of_Asgard said.  "But Bruce and I somehow...erm, lets say, got in a fight and were taken to the universe where this website is connected to. Tom Hiddleston is quite the opposite of you; just very friendly."

"Tony,how long have you been in this universe?" I ask.

"An hour." Thor_Of_Asgard said.

"And Thor is in your tower, sleeping,in his room," I said. Thor_Of_Asgard nods. I can not believe Tony left the Tower without adults present. "You left Vision and Scarlett Witch in the same room?"

"Yes," Thor_Of_Asgard said.  "In the living room."

I sigh then look up towards the sky just for a short glance. I return my attention towards Thor_Of_Asgard. There is much disbelief lingering around at the news. If Natasha were here she would ask why Tony left Scarlett Witch and Vision alone.

"Tony," I said. "You're a fool. Scarlett Witch and Vision cannot stay off each other for less than five minutes!"

"They're a couple?" Thor_Of_Asgard asks.

"Yes, Tony," I said. "Everyone knows!"

"I didn't,"  Thor_Of_Asgard said. "I wasn't...Since when did they hook up?"

"After Miles became the new Spiderman," I said. "And the whole trial where Spiderman revealed why everyone is out to get him because he's black and their white." I laugh wiping off a tear. "That was quite a hilarious stunt."

"Oh," Thor_Of_Asgard said. "No wonder I didn't notice. I was too busy helping Miles get his reputation built up."

I glare towards Thor_Of_Asgard.

"Log off." I said.

"One of these days, you'll have to meet Tom." Thor_Of_Asgard said. "He is a really nice guy."

"In your dreams, Tony." I said.

Thor_Of_Asgard disappears in a blue sizzle.  I am under the tree of souls seeing the strange blue and green flight creatures. Their chin reminds me of a lizard, their wing structure reminds me of a bat, and the markings decorating the creature is very exotic. Perhaps its time to visit the Fan Fiction City for old time sakes.

The strange animal lifts his head up double blinking.

At the thought of the Fan Fiction City I find myself on a street.

"Anyone wanna do a One Direction continue the story group?" HarryisEpic! calls.

One Direction's popularity in my universe has faded and the band has since disbanded. Harry Styles has become a solo singer performing music for some movies in his spare time and juggling a life of his own. One of the boys  started a Carrot Plantation in Virginia powered by legions of fangirls who didn't care about the payroll. The other three boys went to other music bands and boomed the music industry with their conflicting yet addicting refreshing singing voices.

Their story reminds me of the Four Seasons.

 I love their song 'Big girls don't cry' and I don't know why.

"No thanks!" A user replied. "You'll welcome to join our 5 Seconds of Summer Continue the Story though!"

I walk down the street listening to their bickering.

"Never!"

"Never say neevah!"

"I hate Bieber!"

"Why not join the club?"

I came to stop at a 'Need help on a Avengers fanfic!' thread house. It seems business like. It is well made and well rounded; perfect for anyone to walk in not expecting much. I came to the door. This time it is locked. There is a 'w' lock in where the handle should be. I feel nostalgic standing at the door. My first thread house to enter was a fan club about me. Now  I am entering one for the first time in months.

But for Wattpadheim it has been years since I interacted in a thread.

I knock on the door, three times.

I lower my hand down.

The door opens.

InternetBlaze appears as a blue fox.

"Hello!" InternetBlaze greets me. "You here to help?"

"Of course,"  I said. "That is why I knocked."

InternetBlaze takes a step to the side backing away from the door. They allowed me to enter the building then we walk into the pretty living room. Not many thread houses get the compliments from me. Not really. The red soft curtains are long, never ending, but they did come to an ending as a pool in what shape sunlight would take when reflecting off an icicle. The curtains remind me of fancy drapes back on Asgard placed around a window in castle walls in the daytime.

"I need some help getting a title."  InternetBlaze said.

"What's it about?" I ask.

"Tony gets in trouble, Bruce has to drag his sorry ass out of it, and then it ends up with the Avengers banned from the US and sent to the European side of Earth."  InternetBlaze said. "But Scarlett Witch decides to warp reality to make Vision real so that gets everyone ticked off and then what is left of the Avengers go to Know-where."

"Know-where?" I ask.

"Yep,know-where."  InternetBlaze said.

"As in the middle of no where?" I ask.

"No, a gigantic head that humanoid aliens mine in." InternetBlaze said. "Eventually Earth needs their help again and what remains of the Avengers say no. They've been in Know-Where for a couple years at the time."

"Who's in Know-Where?" I ask.

"Thor, Clint, Natasha,and Bruce," InternetBlaze said. "And Vision and Scarlett Witch."

"The twins have been ripped apart?"  I ask.

"Well...Quicksilver...um...died."  InternetBlaze said.

"How?" I ask.

"That's what I am trying to figure out."  InternetBlaze said.

"You know Scarlett Witch can warp reality and prevent the death of her brother," I remind InternetBlaze.  "My suggestion is 'We say no'." I am sitting on the comfortable couch. "What about Loki's involvement?"

"Uh, my story is an Alternate Universe where he's still in jail."  InternetBlaze said.  

"...And how long is the story?" I ask.

"Five to ten years."   InternetBlaze said.

"You know, mortals eventually will want to go home," I said. "They're not gods and this storyline seems the need for everyone to be Asgardians because of how it seems to go. In exchange for losing their loved ones for your unique and perhaps out of the box. The Avengers will need to go home and you're making Loki go insane in the story."

"Why he doesn't get insane," InternetBlaze said. "He is already insane from the Chitauri torture."

My fingers dig into the arm rest of the chair.

"Who told you he was tortured?" I ask, at the touchy subject.

"It is fandom canon," InternetBlaze said. "I have an idea for Loki to end up with Natasha because of some mistake Earth makes while the Avengers are gone, Odin makes his fair share of mistakes too!"

"Sounds mad,"  I said. "I like my fair share of madness. And still; your story should be called 'we say no'."

InternetBlaze smiles.

"Thank you," InternetBlaze said. "You may leave my thread house."