A lot of hysteria

24 hours.

That is all I had.

I made my way to the large and huge state where Wattpadheim has announcements held. This is the state of The Announcements.  The Announcement State is what I call it. The very rarely news worthy updated state left behind in the dust while the book itself 'News and Update' published by Wattpadheim gets the most attention.

20 hours is all I have.

 I spent four hours figuring out how this scenario will end. Nothing ends well when it involves Thanos. It is a fact even the mistress of Death had come to know when Thanos tried to impress her and she refused to fall for his pathetic acts of romance. Her refusal is part of what makes Thanos go so far. To prove what she can be if they were together. A cruel man he is.

"I want to go home!" A group of kids cry.

Home.

Do I have a home to go back to?

No.

"Where are we?" A group of men cry.

""I SUE YOU!" A large collection of men and women shout at once.

"I want a refund for joining!" A lone woman in a business attire shouts waving a paper back and forth.

I get on the not crowded stage behind a group of mortals trying to ease down the crowd.

"We can't give you money," A short man said. "That money is for other things to improve Wattpad and for the Young Adult awards." I tap on his  shoulder. The man whips around but came to a stop when he saw me. "We don't have room for a cosplayer."

"I am not a cosplayer," I said. "I am Loki."

I turn a vast majority of the people into chickens and roosters.

"Oh my god," The short man said, stumbling off stage.

 I turn the chickens back into people around the crashed man.

"HAIL Loki!" A high pitch girl shouts.

I rub the bridge of nose with my arm under my elbow looking down.

"Now is not the time to kneel before me," I said, hearing the sound of feet crunching.  "Up!" Feet moved up. People had gone out of my way below stage now looking up towards me. Many times had I seen Odin and Thor taking the role reassuring crowds much like these the problem is gong to be taken care of. "I am the reason why Wattpadheim is real."

"Why?" One asks.

"Thanos." I said.

"Oh damn." A third said.

"How did Thanos and you make Wattpad real?" A second asks.

"Thanos has the infinity gauntlet," I said.  "A powerful weapon with infinity stones."

"The infinity stones!" A fourth said.

"Oh hell!" The third said. "We're screwed!"

"Double screwed!" A fifth said.

"Hey!" I heard Gus's voice. "You're not doomed, at least, you have A GOD on stage!"

I sigh.

"Shawn Spencer and Gus," I said. "I told you two to stay back."

"I am a Psychic," Shawn said. "And you are in the middle of a conflicting decdision that can impact the lives of many people in this world. I see a love interest, a woman," This man is a fraud. "Who seems to have caught your heart."

"I have not fallen for a mortal," I lied.

"Then why is there reports that Thanos took a mortal youthful woman while you were there?" Gus asks.

"He makes a good point," The second said.

"Leverage," I said.  "And I come here to assure you, that with your combined efforts, and no intervention by these two frauds your realm will be left in tact." I had my arms to the side. "Your realm will be turned back into a website, I will return to my universe, and everyone will be alive."

"But there is a Thanos in the middle."

"I know," I said. "I need to make sure Thanos does not go back on his word."

"It's 2015," Shawn said. "I suppose there is always the Universe Witch woman."

"Scarlet Witch," I said.

"Yeah," Shawn said, with a nod. "Her."

"You two do not play any sort of role in my plan."

"You got us in by drawing our attention,"  Shawn said. "On my wedding day to Juliet O'hera! Now," He taps on his temples. "I see something not so good for you up ahead by this plan of yours. You need help." He takes his hands off the side of his temple. "The spirits are telling me you need an army."

I sigh.

"Last time I had an army," I said. "It did not work out, both times."

"New York is a different story,"

"I did it on the forums," I said. "And SpikyKnight is the one who took me down."

"Oooh," Shawn said. "SpikyKnight. Who's SpikyKnight."

"A Wattpad Employee!" The short man declares.

"Yeah, she is!" A wattpader yells.

"Knight may not live to see her term end by today," I said, ominously. "I want you all to stay out of it. Out of the mess I am going to be cleaning up." The crowd roars with sobs, gasps, and 'no!'s.

"You like her," Shawn said.

"Do not," I argue.

Shawn looks towards Gus giving him the nudge.

"By my experience on action movies; the woman taken probably was SpikyKnight," Gus said. "And you are  so interested in her." How can he be so blind?  "This can work out better if you had the love expert go in, make  a distraction for Thanos, and then you come in with a army."

"Are you two mad?" I ask. "I harbor no feelings for her!"

"Hey!" A different girl's voice said. "That's my girly you're talking about there."

I roll an eye.

"We'll be your army!" Came the crowd's gigantic roar. "We can do it!"

I can't believe they're willing to risk their lives for my personal mission.

My mission.

"It is a suicide mission," I said. "None of you would live."

"If you used the Scarlet woman," Shawn said. "And your army; you are good as Monk solving a case."

I sigh.

"If you're willing to put down your lives for me," I said. "Then I have to bring the wildlife of Wattpadheim to life. The forest, the stories—just not me and the Avengers—being what is inanimate but gets life thanks to mortal artwork." There are squeals from all over. "First we begin with the Navi and I will only change a dozen of you into them at a time.  The rest of you....start getting out books."

"What kind of books?" One of the crowd asks.

"Pokemon,Bakugan, books relating to Avatar creatures, Yugioh, Dragons,"  I said. "And you get what I am saying."

"FOR WATTPAD!" One person shouts, holding up a book.

"For the universe!" Another shouts.

"King Loki,organize us!" A fan shouts.

I look over towards the two frauds.

"You two," I said. "You stay out of this, clear?"

"Jules is so going to be jealous."  Shawn said.

"We got it," Gus said. "Best day ever."

I turn my attention back towards the crowd.

"Everyone step back into rows," I said. "I expect 600,000 mortals at one side and 600,000 at another side." The crowd goes in half leaving a wide space for a parade to go through. "Now...We have 20 hours to get this right. The 600,000 mortals to the right—holding the books—get more books." Their eyes brighten up similar to a light bulb. "Now!"

The large massive group left.

I look over to the other group.

"Fortunately," I said. "This will take awhile." I snap my fingers. "For those who are Content Moderators; go help them!"

About 10 left.

Let the games begin.

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