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In contrast to the chaos that unfolded in Konoha, courtsy of the Uzu Genin teams, Naruto took his time 'calmly' traveling to said torture chamber with his bodyguards. Though they were mostly just for show, because they insisted on protecting their Kage, even though they knew he alone could flatten Konoha in a short period of time.

"Urgh!! How long until we get there! I'm so boored!!" The Uzukage whined. "Can't we just sprint?"

The guard on his right, an Elite Jonin, sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose.

"Uzukage-sama, are you seriously asking this? Aren't you the one who wanted a 'Dramatic Entrance'?" She deadpan, making air quotes. Naruto poked his tongue at her.

"Hey, wasn't my fault this trip is too plain, but-"

"Don't you dare finish Uzukage-sama." The guard on his left, a former ANBU operator, narrowed his visible eye tiredly at their learder, who -of course- brushed it off and continued.

"-it could be better with rogue nins attacking right now." The two groaned.

"You just had to, you asshole." The man sighed tiredly, readying his tanto. The woman begrudgingly did the same.

"You're welcome!" Naruto beamed mischeviously. And as if on cue, a group of nuke-nin surrounded the trio.

"This is gonna be a big pain in the ass." The former ANBU took off into the battle that was about to unfold.

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"You're a sadist, Uzukage-sama." The man-who-i-really-need-to-give-a-name rubbed his temples at his overly excited leader, who's testing his new seals at the poor rogue Chuunins.

"What do you expect? After what that place has done to him, i don't think that's a surprise anymore." The woman replied, looking amusedly to the blonde who's busy kicking asses (Not like there isn't enough asses for him to kick, take the Konoha civilian council for example).

"But he's wasting Chakra -not that it matters to him though- and time. The meeting with the other Kages will start in 3 hours." The purple haired man sighed, again. Suddenly, Naruto called.

"I'm done! Hitoshi-kun, Kyouka-chan! Let's go!"

The duo shook their heads and followed their leader, more amused than anything.

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"Ahhh! Finally!" Naruto grinned as they arrived at the huge gates. Hitoshi and Kyouka shook off the Kage's malicious aura, standing boredly behind him. The two Chuunins, though, was a different story.

"Halt, state your buiseness!" One Chuunin with a cloth over the bridge of his nose called.

"We're escorting Uzukage-sama to Konoha for them Chuunin exams held this year." stated Kyouka boredly.

"Kotetsu! Izumo! Long time no see!" Naruto waved happily at the Chuunins, and it took them a minute to recognize the blonde.

"Naruto!" They both exclaimed with joy. "You've grown, kid! Looks so much stronger!" Izumo whisper-shouted. Naruto rubbed his neck in embarrassment.

"I miss you guys too, but i really need to meet Baa-chan for this meeting." They nodded.

"Of course, Uzukage-sama." Naruto grumbled. "Enjoy your visit." The Chunnins called as they get further from sight.

"Oh i will." Naruto smirked deviously, which made Kurama laughed in his head.

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With team Uzu 1 and 2, they were currently crashing at the Ramen shop their leader told them so much about. He wouldn't stop talking about if with obvious fondness and admiration.

"One more, old man!!" Shouyou gulped his bowl in one go in sync with Eijirou. The owner, Teuchi, laughed fondly.

"Coming right up, boys!"

They gulped down their heavenly made food, just when a new, familiar voice called.

"One miso ramen, Teuchi-san!" Everyone at the ramen shop turned around in sync, and the Ichiraku family couldn't surpress their happy tears.

"Naruto-kun!/Uzukage-sama!"

Naruto grinned. "The One and Only, 'ttebayo!!"

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"And that's how i became Uzukage, original, huh." He shrugged nonchalantly.

"Are you kidding, Naruto-kun? That's amazing!" Ayame gushed at her little brother figure, making him blush in embarassment.

"Yeah! Uzukage-sama is so cool! Cooler than anyone in this crappy village, that's for sure!" Denki praised, getting nods from the two teams and the Ichiraku family.

"So..." Naruto changed the subject. "Things aren't... going well for you in Konoha, ain't it?" He frowned. Teuchi shook his head.

"After you left, no-one bought my ramen anymore. They didn't want to associate with the Demon Helpers." The teams boo'ed at the passing Konoha citzens, making the grown-ups chuckle.

"Ah!" Naruto suddenly cried out. "What if i offer you a place in my village instead? Surely the children at the orphanage would appreciate the heavenly food of the gods made by the most wonderful people, Teuchi-san and Ayame-chan!"

"Uzukage-sama! You're a genius!" Shouyou gushed.

"I know i am."

Teuchi and Ayame grinned wholeheartedly.

"Of course we will, how could we ever pass up an opportunity to help our favourite customer?" He laughed.

"YES!! Whoohoo!" The 15-year-olds whooped again.

"Great, when do you think you could go?" He looked inside the shop. "Maybe not soon." Teuchi nodded. Naruto dug inside his Uzukage robe and pulled out a 3-pronged, seal-infused Kunai with beautiful gravings on it, it's handle wrapped in Uzumaki seal paper.

"It's..."

"The Fourth's Hiraishin Kunai. I want you to have it."

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Finally!! I can now update!!!!!! Cheesus mudafukin Christ!!

I'm sorry it's a bit short, now Character reveal!!

BNHA: Shinsou Hitoshi, Jirou Kyouka

Also, thanks to someone on the comment for the input on my grammar mistake!