It was a still moment as they explained what had happened. Dark was quiet.
"I have no idea what's going on." Dark sighed.
"Honestly same." Said the guest author, @firecooking
"Well you punched our kid and grandson in one swing, which is mighty impressive but unfortunately I have high standards than that." Gray said, turning away from Dark.
"Come on babe, you know I don't have the ability to control my self when I don't have my emotional support second conscious." Dark cried.
"I'm sorry Dark, you're out." Gray said, tearing up and looking into the pastel light entering the windows.
"Hey." The over 9000000 fox said, floating over to Gray.
"Can't you see I'm emotionality compromised." Gray caturwhauled.
"You're Sonic's sire, right?" Dev asked.
"Close enough." Grey sobed.
"You know, he's gonna need a new dad, and we are best friends of course." Dev said, smirk dripping with plasmic energy.
"And you have the power of 8 God's, that's useful." Gray winked.
"Hey we have more pressing matters here." Tails yelled, pointing at the bleeding silver Sonic on the floor.
"I could heal him with only .00001% of my power." Dev snapped.
Sonic silver sat up and held their head.
"What happened?" He moaned.
"Meet your new dad!" Gray yelled, swooning on Dev.
Sonic silver looked at Knuckles.
"Please bash in my skull, I know you want to."

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Le time Skippy

~~~~

Dev crashed through the wall with the power of 70000 burning sun's.
"Honey I'm home!"
"I made salad with cranberry for dinner." Gray replied.
"How did you do at football tryouts, Son" Dev asked Sonic Silver.
"I literally want to dissinigrate."
*Canned laughter*
"Who wants tea?" Gray said walking in to Breck the time.

The End

[Lava]

April Fools

I apologise; it was my friend's idea, and they took the time to write it, so *shrug*

I feel like I'm gonna get a lot of screaming now ^_^'