Chapter 55

Fun, short and see what a few are doing. Just like a certain Spoiler from Helluva Boss Short 2.

MistraltheSkelegirl helped me out.

Warning: OOC, random craziness, past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, sexual interaction and themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

Error/Moxxie speaking

Voices/Text/Flashback

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Moxxie really shouldn't answer the phone. Yet, this call was weird in its own way. So, in other words, it is very normal in their everyday life and routine.

"You want me to what...why don't you all call somebody or the one who sent y'all.... okay...Look I just now got to the café. The only ones around I see id Ivy, Jason and a few others..." Moxxie answered as they are on the phone. Very confused. Right now, at the cafe. Look at Ivy working over the counter. "I mean I can ask or you can leave now to not freeze your bones. Hey Ivy?"

Ivy looked up; a bit confused. "Yeah Moxxie, what is it?"

"Are sea lions man eaters?"

Ivy stared. "... What?"

"Sea lions? The one with no manes. Would they eat others like humans?"

"Um." Ivy has no way to fully answer that. "I know they eat penguins?"

"Okay? Hey they eat...What did you just shoot...Hey can penguins be revenge seeking assholes?"

Another stare down. "What"

"Let's say you shoot one in front of a army. Would they usually want to kill and eat human flesh?" Moxxie looked at Ivy. A few customers look over a bit weirdly." How about engaging in combat?"

Jason looking at his drink. Did they accidentally put something in it to hear this? What about Ivy vines slipping in something?

Ivy looked just as confused. Her knowledge was kind a limited plus what you learn from others. Yet, she knows a few details. "Uh... I mean they are carnivores but they're kind of just known for being cute and clumsy. Why?"

"Blitz."

That explains everything.

"Say no more." Ivy sighed. "If anyone could find the Penguins of Madagascar it'd be him."

" I thought Penguins are from the North Pole? Like Santa."

This sweet clueless imp.

" I wonder if they hang out with Krampus?"

She is going to forget about the Santa and Krampus comment. Ivy chuckled wearily. "Mox, penguins are South Pole. The North Pole has polar bears. And those do not see humans as food."

"How about Imps?"

Ivy swipe the phone form Moxxie and walk away. What in the world where they doing?

"Hello? Mox? What do they say? Kind a want to sue the asshole not being specific on a possible many, many targets." Blitz asked as he was sweating bullets with his teammates at the penguins staring down below them.

"Okay where in the fuck are you. Do you just see snow around or is there greenery?"

" Huh-Oh! Hi Moxxie mom garden patch! We are in the snow."

"Are you in a laboratory style space?" she asked, pushing her hair out of her face.

"... Yeah? How do you know?"

"Either you live there or do research. So, you're in Antarctica."

"I could have told you that!"

"How big are the penguins, what colors are they?" Ignored what he just said that.

"They're black and white! What else would they be-Oh, I see yellow WITH SHARP TEETH" Blitz started to scream" THEIR SLIDING DOWN ABORT GET YALL ASSES INSIDE!

Many looking at Ivy direction. The phone is not even on speaker and can still hear them.

" EAT LEAD YOU TUXEDO LOOKING TOMBSTONES!"

".... Those might be emperor penguins." Ivy finally sighed, pinching the ridges between her eyes.

Great. Moxxie friends might get murdered by homicidal penguins.

IMP in a tight spot indeed. Should have asked the guy further questions. But nope went ahead. Thought they killed the freak, sea lion, who murdered them. Along with the other researchers. Until Millie mentions the bite, scratch marks on the skin. Then I saw the penguin. Blitz decided on that spot to call Moxxie for no reason other to pass the time. Also, the service been sucky at IMP so Moxxie will have better service outside.

Now here they are locked in with dead bodies as they survive against murder, rampage penguins. Blitz growled as he tries to get the damn thing to work. Which decided to now be a jerk! Also, apparently his tongue action sucks!

"SLUR!"

"SLUR!"

"Dammit Millie I'm only a top!"

"I do not need to hear this shit!"

"SLUR!"

"SLUR!"

"Blitz spell the alphabet!" Millie twitches and punches a penguin. Tore the beak off to slam it down in their head.

"A... bleh, C- B!"

"With your tongue!

"I knew that." Blitz tried and well it was failing very badly. Great this was damn embarrassing!

"I thought you did this shit with Stolas1"

"Again, don't want to hear this!"  Loona bites the penguin head off and spits it out at the angry birds.

"SLUR!"

"It's been a while okay!" Gah this was embarrassing. He should have listened to Fizz better. I mean before it was easy to do it when he got the crystal. Now, it is just so complicated and actually had to think feeling. His emotional feelings are shitty, exhausting and still working on it.

"Then imagine someone else's tongue! Anyone tongue as if you were giving them pleasure!"

"What?!"

"Blitz!"

Imagine someone's tongue? He desperately thinks along with survival to get out now. Eyes shine with determination to get to work now.

10 seconds later as a portal open.

"Ha! I knew I still got it!" Blitz smiles big as Millie throws matches in the background in the portal. Loona mouth wide eye seeing the birds on fire as the portal close. "Good work team!"

"Hell yeah! Knew you got it!" Millie smiles big as she soon calms down laughing like a maniac. Fuck those birds.

"I knew Imagining Moxxie tongue will help save us!" Blitz smiled very proudly. 

"Um Blitz."

"Yes, Loonie." He watches his daughter point at his hand. He stared to see it was his phone. Still have the call on.

Dead.

Silence.

".... Uh....Hello?" Okay. It's fine. Moxxie heard them talk weirder, sexual innuendoes than that. A small, tiny hope their future mother-in-law gave them back the phone.

"I won't be dealing with you for that, Blitz." Ivy said coldly as she twitches. That was too much intel she did not want to hear. It was extra awkward with Moxxie with by her side just frozen in place.

Good don't need to get on the piss list if their band for a future wedding invite. Could save it.

"But I will be calling Striker."

"No! No! I still haven't got my horse-riding birthday gift!"

Click!

Blitz stared horrified as he looked at the phone. He was so fucking dead. No, no, no. He got this covered. If they survive murderous penguins. He can work around to talk down Striker. He got this! I mean come on his partner tongue save this ass today. That has got to mean something.

KNOCK!

Blitz groans. He finally made it back to the apartment. No, cold anymore either. Got to listen and watch a video Fizz sent him, like weeks ago, on a better understanding with the crystal. He answers the door to his apartment. Eyes widen. He smiles and quickly try to save his ass. "Hey- "

SMASH!

Striker left eye twitches as he cracks his knuckle. Stare down at the groaning imp in pain. "Moxxie mouth is mine."

"You really are a possessive ass." Rub his cheek.

"You wouldn't be?" Arms crossed.

"I mean if I- "Blitz stops to not continue the rest of that sentence. Nope, he can't. Not now! Emotions are confusion!

Striker eyes narrowed down at him. Then reach down to lift him back up on your feet. Stare at the gem on their glove. "That gem better have been scrubbing clean."

"What? Jealous you imagining it is actually Moxxie."

A low rattle hiss.

"Your possessiveness can be a bit unhinged don't you think."

"Says the one who would do so much innuendo sexual talk about them at work."

"Hey I did it about you too, and Millie." Rolls his eyes. So, what if he did! That's not anyone's business. "What did you keep count when you join IMP?3"

Open his mouth.

"Don't answer that." Creepy. Then again many would point out their stalker tendency and still try to break in. That's beside the point! Would call them out for spying on him. He does it because he cares.

Striker rolls his eyes as he starts to leave.

"That's it! Just a punch to this handsome face."

"You're lucky I'm not ripping that arm or tongue out."

"Kinky! I'll remember that when were all together cowboy"

"You're not touching my Critter!"

Blitz watches their friend go with a loud rattle of his rail. He smiles big but also a little annoyed. Unhappy? For a number of things. At least he didn't comment about not taking horse riding lessons away.

That bitch actually gone ahead and told Striker! If she wasn't marrying Moxxie mom would have lots of words to say to her. I mean he still could say a lot of colorful words. Then would be dealing with a very not so happy former sharpshooter employee. Dammit Ivy won this match.da

Scratch that. Ivy didn't tell them. She was messing with Blitz head. Plus, it doesn't have Striker new number. Moxxie wasn't giving it to her.

Left it at that.

Moxxie kind of told Striker when they brought him over to relax a bit at home. Striker was a bit confused as they look a bit odd today. Until the imp spoke up.

"Would you be mad if your friend had to imagine my tongue to save their life?"

"...Excuse me?"

Whelp not only did Striker learn Blitz had to imagine Moxxie tongue to rescue him. Plus, a note about homicidal penguins on a ban list for IMP. He also learns another new detail about Moxxie when he came back from his 'talk' with Blitz.

"No, way." Striker huffed with his arms crossed. He came back not too long after. Not letting the rest of this night drag away. Sure, lost a bit of time to go 'talk' to Blitz. Now hopefully he stays back, same with Stolas. At least the two seem to be distracted to not encounter Moxxie in those ways. Speaking about Moxxie this can't be true what they just told them. All the time together. Plus, the other activities on the side.

Moxxie stare with their usually bored expressions. Open their mouth to see their sharp canines along with their tongue. Then suddenly their tongues were surrounded by magic as 'four tongues' appeared. It looks like they were made of magic but were there and looked real.

A wide eye looked of disbelief as he stared.

Close their mouth. "Told you."

"Are they still there?"

"For now."

"Have you used them?"

"Sometimes to try different chocolate."

"Why you never shown me this?" Stare as he watches their mouth move. Mind going in different directions that would have made Blitz applaud. He swallowed a bit as he could taste the saliva building up.

"You forget who I am?"

No, what he walks in on that one.

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Done!

What do you all think?

Congrats Blitz you save everyone with your imagination.

Striker still pissed but now very stunned of new details. He did indeed walk in on that one.

Error/Moxxie tongues! That right still got them. The four extra only appeared if they 'revealed' them with magic.

PENGUINS!

Any questions?

Until next time.

Bye, bye.