A van labeled Free Candy pulls up to a playground where a certain Normal/Dragon Pokémon watched over it's children.

The man rolled down his window. "Hey kids, I got some candy-".

Drama wasn't amused.

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Police flock about a crushed and flaming van as the suspect is thrown in the police car.

News reporter: Mr. Drampa what have you got to say about stopping that wanted creep.

Drampa: I'm just tryin to protect the young-uns.