Macro Cosmos

Ah yes, these weirdos who tried to use a Space Dragon to solve a "power issue" 1000 years ahead of time. Also your Cooperation name is literally that of a Yu-Gi-Oh Card, Chairman Rose! (I am not joking and as someone who just got into the series I find it hilarious)

Here's a bit of randomness involving these morons.

Proof:


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*phone rings*

Rose picks up the phone

Rose: Hello this is Macro Cosmos, you're speaking with Chairman Rose.

Person on the other end: Oh great, another f**** phone scammer....

Rose: Sorry?

Person hangs up.

Rose: Why does this keep happening to me...

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Galar is in udder chaos as Gmax pokemon run amuck. A reporter manages to stop the chairman as he returns to the Power Plant

Reporter: Chairman Sir why do you plan awakening Eternatus and causing the Darkest Day?

Rose: Screw the rules I have money!

In the background Eternatus uses it's large hand to do a rude gesture at the Chairman.

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Foreign trainer: Hey you two, get out of the way.

They and their friend shove past Rose and Olenea. The latter turns around and glares at the trainer.

Olenea: Don't address the Chairman in that manner.

Trainer's Friend: Oh shut up lady!

FT: Besides, you're just sucking up to the Chairman cause he has money you dirty Lot Salazzle!

TF: Nice one dude!

The two high-five. Olenea's eyelid twitches ever so slightly.

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Olenea: Chairman, you have a business meeting with Aether's president this afternoon. Hopefully this time around she's finally gotten over her jellyfish obsession.

Rose and Olenea cringe remembering Lusamine blabbing on about her Nihilego.

-cut to the meeting-

Lusamine starts to babble on about Nihilego in great detail once again over the video call much to the annoyance and embarrassment of the Chiarman

Gladion: *from the other room* MOM, STOP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR TENTACLE FETISH!!

Lusmine: GLADION I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSINESS MEETING!!!

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Rose: And what do you plan on doing, Gym Challenger?

Gloria: I'm here ta stop the Darkest Day and Help the Champion!

Rose: I'm afraid I can't allow that! We've already brought on the Da-

Gloria: Salazzle use Fire Lash!

Rose: *clutching his groin* Oww..... *falls over*

Gloria: Oh shut your bloody mouth ya wanker! You and ya bloody slag of a secretary are getting on our nerves. Come on Salazzle.

Gloria swipes his wallet and motions for Salazzle to follow.

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Reshi: *dressed as a news reporter* Today we'll be interviewing Eternatus who claims to have been abused by Macro Cosmos as a power source. Unfortunately Mr. Eternatus was unable to make it as they are busy right now trying go get revenge on the
Chairman so in their place we have a friend of theirs instead, Miss RJ.

RJ: Thank you Reshi. I would like to say on behalf of Eternatus that if Rose is watching this that I hope he takes an Eternamax Cannon to the face!

Reshi: You heard that folks. Rose better watch out!

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Youngster: Haha, your company is named after a Yu-Gi-Oh card!

Rose: What's a Yu-Gi-Oh?

Olenea: Some children's card game that has legendary Pokémon from the Unova Region in it

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