Macro Cosmos
Ah yes, these weirdos who tried to use a Space Dragon to solve a "power issue" 1000 years ahead of time. Also your Cooperation name is literally that of a Yu-Gi-Oh Card, Chairman Rose! (I am not joking and as someone who just got into the series I find it hilarious)
Here's a bit of randomness involving these morons.
Proof:
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*phone rings*
Rose picks up the phone
Rose: Hello this is Macro Cosmos, you're speaking with Chairman Rose.
Person on the other end: Oh great, another f**** phone scammer....
Rose: Sorry?
Person hangs up.
Rose: Why does this keep happening to me...
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Galar is in udder chaos as Gmax pokemon run amuck. A reporter manages to stop the chairman as he returns to the Power Plant
Reporter: Chairman Sir why do you plan awakening Eternatus and causing the Darkest Day?
Rose: Screw the rules I have money!
In the background Eternatus uses it's large hand to do a rude gesture at the Chairman.
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Foreign trainer: Hey you two, get out of the way.
They and their friend shove past Rose and Olenea. The latter turns around and glares at the trainer.
Olenea: Don't address the Chairman in that manner.
Trainer's Friend: Oh shut up lady!
FT: Besides, you're just sucking up to the Chairman cause he has money you dirty Lot Salazzle!
TF: Nice one dude!
The two high-five. Olenea's eyelid twitches ever so slightly.
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Olenea: Chairman, you have a business meeting with Aether's president this afternoon. Hopefully this time around she's finally gotten over her jellyfish obsession.
Rose and Olenea cringe remembering Lusamine blabbing on about her Nihilego.
-cut to the meeting-
Lusamine starts to babble on about Nihilego in great detail once again over the video call much to the annoyance and embarrassment of the Chiarman
Gladion: *from the other room* MOM, STOP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR TENTACLE FETISH!!
Lusmine: GLADION I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSINESS MEETING!!!
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Rose: And what do you plan on doing, Gym Challenger?
Gloria: I'm here ta stop the Darkest Day and Help the Champion!
Rose: I'm afraid I can't allow that! We've already brought on the Da-
Gloria: Salazzle use Fire Lash!
Rose: *clutching his groin* Oww..... *falls over*
Gloria: Oh shut your bloody mouth ya wanker! You and ya bloody slag of a secretary are getting on our nerves. Come on Salazzle.
Gloria swipes his wallet and motions for Salazzle to follow.
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Reshi: *dressed as a news reporter* Today we'll be interviewing Eternatus who claims to have been abused by Macro Cosmos as a power source. Unfortunately Mr. Eternatus was unable to make it as they are busy right now trying go get revenge on the
Chairman so in their place we have a friend of theirs instead, Miss RJ.
RJ: Thank you Reshi. I would like to say on behalf of Eternatus that if Rose is watching this that I hope he takes an Eternamax Cannon to the face!
Reshi: You heard that folks. Rose better watch out!
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Youngster: Haha, your company is named after a Yu-Gi-Oh card!
Rose: What's a Yu-Gi-Oh?
Olenea: Some children's card game that has legendary Pokémon from the Unova Region in it
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