2012 but it's a Gen 5 Pokemon skit
Warning: Swearing.
The song starts
Ghetsis walks down the halls using his cane. He's minding his own business until...
Crash!
"Fuck!"
- - -
He lays there on the floor.
Ghetsis: "I was an existential criminal, so innocently cynical"
Cut to a scene of BW Ghetsis when he felt like he had everything. In this vision, he sees himself standing over a crowd of people under his control
"Ignorant as fuck but a proud individual"
"Originally meant to be an Arceus-damned miracle"
A N-puppet stands before the crowd as Ghetsis grins wildly. Yet the vision begins to fade away.
"Might've been metaphysical, but I think it was medical"
- - -
Colress is in his lab, working on some sort of research project as he types away on his computer. His eyes obscured by a glare in his glasses.
Colress: "Testing my hypothesis..."
He gets up to go do something else. One of his inventions in hand.
"Never finding a theory~"
- - -
Ghetsis: "Emulating animals and mental aboriginals"
Pictures detailing files on Genesect are seen scattered on a table.
"A miserable fuck but a loud Tao mystical"
A shot of the Legendary Dragons cuts in as the camera pans over to a set of documents detailing information on Kyurem.
"An enemy of ritual traditionally integral
To Biblical originals, but literally pitiful"
- - -
Ghetsis impatiently taps his feet as he waits for Colress to get done with his examination.
Colress: "To impatient for outpatient"
"Paging Dr. Leary"
The scientist enters and sits down on a stool not too far from the examination table Ghetsis is sitting on.
"Did you loose yourself? It's always in the last place that you checked"
How could you forgive it? If you don't forget it?
Ghetsis: "I might find myself...
By retracing my steps..."
"But I don't remember, well, I forgot myself"
Cut to another flashback of himself.
"I don't remember 2012, I don't remember 2012"
Wow the whole year's a blur!
- - -
Ghetsis is once more back in his fantasy. Surrounded by the sages.
"I think I bought into the comedy and bought a lot of oddity"
He fills like he's atop the world.
"An odyssey I though to be considered a commodity"
Yet everything begins to fade as N's dragon is knocked out by a girl and a white dragon. Ghetsis' face changes to that of terror.
"And not until an anomaly abolished my monotony
Did I applaud autonomy and modify and modify a lot of me"
Everything around him begins to change as he now stands atop the Frigate looking down on a frozen Unova with a grin on his face.
- - -
Colress now stands at a table. Working on his invention
Colress: "I'll escape this reality,
He manages to finish screwing in the final screw on the back of his Colress Machine.
"Be the next Houdini"
- - -
He aims his creation at his sleepy Beheeyem and presses the button. It works.
"Glory be Satori but it's hallucinatory
And it's a story I can sure tell in purgatory"
He's surprised it hasn't broken like the last ones as he raises up the device in victory.
"I said, once I've lost it can there be a Ma-ha-par-jna-para-mita!"
- - -
Did you loose yourself? Well, it's always in the last place that you check.
Ghetsis stands there as his final Pokémon. Recalling the thing, he slams his cane down in anger.
"Wow! I don't remember how I forgot my self"
His dreams....
His ambitions....
All crumbled before his eyes
"I don't remember 2012, I don't remember 2012"
- - -
Nate and Rosa overlook a cliff with a smile on their faces as the sun sets. Around them is melting ice.
"I heard the world would turn to hell
Compared to that, I'm doing quite well."
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