REQUESTED BY: heycation_

A/N: This is during your marriage. Enjoy.

Please note that there will be mild sexual themes.

(Quick note: 'anata' is an affectionate pet name. 'Tsuma' means wife, affectionately.)

ALSO! VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! As of January 1, 2023, all NSFW alphabet chapters will disappear from this book, partially because I don't feel like they belong here, and partially because of the sheer volume of requests. Fear not - for those of you 18+, they'll be on my Tumblr. Minors, please DNI with that tumblr page - I will be strictly moderating which blogs interact and I will block on sight if I suspect you're underage.

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Tanjiro:

He sharply gasps, jumping for a moment before the sound of your laughter makes him turn.

You give him a mischievous wink. "Nice butt."

Your husband thankfully just chuckles, rubbing his sore behind. "At least you didn't do it in front of the children."

Nezuko:

Your poor wife squeaks loudly, her hands flying to her butt before she whirls around with a confused - and slightly hurt - stare.

Your smile drops immediately as you reach out for her. "Oh- Nezuko, I wasn't trying to hurt you, I'm sorry."

She waits until you bring her close, and then she rests her head against your sternum with a humph of indignation, much to your surprise.

"N- Nezuko?" You stammer, cheeks flushing red as her arms lock around you in an almost bruising grip and her head shakes back and forth. Oh, how the tables turn.

Zenitsu:

Zenitsu yelps and leaps away from you before whirling around. "What the heck was that for, (y/n)?!"

"I was admiring your butt," you innocently replied with big, pouty eyes. "I'm sorry."

As expected, his cheeks flush red and he runs a hand through his ponytail before sighing and walking back over. "You're-- you're too cute, I can't be mad at you! But don't slap me so hard!"

Inosuke:

It takes a second for the slap to register.

Then your always-excitable husband whirls around, hair flying in his face and a gleam in his eyes. "Oh, I see! You wanna spar?"

"Wh- what? No!" You gawk, raising your hands. "It wasn't a challenge, I was just...!"

"Let's go! I won't lose today!"

In one fluid movement, he slings you over his shoulder despite your protests and heads for - not the backyard, like you were expecting - but your room. Your children don't even bat an eye, sending a 'good luck' to you. You honestly can't tell if they know what's happening, but you sure hope they don't.

Giyuu:

Giyuu barely makes a sound, but you can hear the sharp hitch of his breath before he turns, eyeing you with a stare of 'what in the fuck was that.'

"Did you need something?" You innocently ask, fluttering your eyelashes.

"D... did you just..." it takes a moment for him to get the words out. "... slap my... behind?"

"Why? Did you like it?" One saucy wink and you knew how he would react.

His face lit up a shy pink and he covered his mouth with one hand, averting his eyes. Though he didn't say anything, you knew exactly what he wanted to.

Kyojuro:

"Ho-oh!" He paused in surprise, before turning to you with a glimmer in his eye. "My, my! Good morning, dear."

"Morning to you too, handsome," you giggled with a wink, before going in for another squeeze as you attempted to move past him.

"Bold, aren't we?" He raised a brow before grinning and sweeping you up into the air. "And before breakfast too... or did you have something else in mind?"

Muichiro:

He stiffens for a moment, before you hear him slyly ask, "Are you sure you want to do this as soon as I get home?"

You raise a brow, planting a hand on your hip with a smirk. "What are you gonna do if I say yes?"

He slowly turns his head. He stares you down with incredulous eyes for a brief second before he chuckles and slings you over his shoulder, earning a yelp as he returns the favor, hard.

"I'm tired," he sighs, before beginning his shamble towards the bath.

Shinobu:

"Ara--!" She pauses in walking past, before turning to you with an incredulous - and slightly amused - look. "Why... hello, dear."

"Hell-ooo, Shino," you answer. "Are you taking your break?"

"As a matter of fact, yes," she says primly. "Would you like to join me for tea?"

"I would love to." You grin wolfishly before wrapping an arm around her waist.

Gyomei:

He could already feel you walking toward him, but as he starts to bid you hello, he feels you smack his butt.

Gyomei pauses for several long moments - incredulous and surprised. Nobody has ever touched him like that before, and he isn't sure how to feel. "(y/n)?"

"Yes?" Your voice is amused, a teasing note making him relax minutely.

"Is this... how married couples show affection?"

He can feel you take a moment.

"Oh, anata," you instantly change gears, soft and reassuring as you reach up to pat his arm. "Are you uncomfortable? I'm sorry."

"I'm surprised," he answers, and curls his fingers around your hand.

"If I ever make you uncomfortable, tell me, please," you implore. "I love you."

"I love you too. Thank you, tsuma."

Sanemi:

He takes a sharp breath, before turning to you with a dangerous grin. "Are you trying to start something?"

"What if I am?" You dare to bite back.

Your husband doesn't even hesitate. He grabs your hand and power-marches towards your bedroom, your giggling following all the way.

Akaza:

Your husband's eyes fly open in surprise, and as he looks back at you, you give him a teasing grin.

"Hello," you simper, looking him up and down. "You're home."

"I am," he replies, turning his whole body to face you. There's a glimmer that makes your smile grow.

Shifting from foot to foot, you clasp your hands behind your back. "Would you like a bath?"

He looks over you for a few breathless seconds, before he smiles and relaxes his stance. "Join me."

Douma:

"Oh!" Douma turns to you with a questioning smile. "Hello, my dove. What a greeting."

"You... aren't surprised?" You raise a brow.

"Is that not how you can show your partner affection?" Tilting his head, he almost frowns in confusion.

"W- well, I mean yes it is, but--" You're interrupted by a swift, firm pat on your bottom. Yelping, you stare up at him.

"How fun! I learnt something nice from you." With a brilliant smile, he patted your head and began to walk away.

Kokushibo:

Your stoic husband only takes a second to pause, before he turns to you incredulously.

Smiling mischievously, you rock back and forth. "Hello."

"Hello," he greets back slowly. "What was that just now?"

"Oh, nothing," you innocently simper. "Are you going to be staying for long this time?"

Humming in thought, he turns his body fully to face you. "I am not certain. For tonight, I know I will have time."

"That's excellent. I've already drawn a bath." With half-lidded eyes, you add, "Join me if you wish."

Kokushibo's face melts from its stoic mask to something softer, and he sweeps you up to his chest, relishing in your happy squeal and the feeling of your smaller hands pressing against him.

Muzan:

You kind of suspect he's letting you slap him even before you do it, but his amused face after your hand met his ass all but confirmed it.

"Well," purrs your husband, "landed a hand on the progenitor of all demons I see."

"Very few are brave enough," you agree, giving him a smirk.

"And just how do you plan on fending for yourself now that you've gotten his sights on you?" He questions, advancing on you until your back bumps into the wall. His hand rested scant inches away from your ear, trapping you in place.

With a devious smile, you lean up and plant a kiss on the side of his throat.

A pause settles between you.

"Bold for a slayer," he finally chuckles, plum-red eyes glinting impishly.

With one fluid motion, and a yelp from you, he's hoisting you over his shoulder and hauling you out of the living room.

Yoriichi:

Your husband's whole body stiffens in surprise, and as soon as you pass by him he stares at you in surprise.

"Nice butt!" You laugh, giving him a wink as you grab your towel. "I'm going to bathe, if you want to join."

With a flushed face, he watches you saunter off before dipping his hands in a nearby bucket of water and slapping them to his cheeks to cool them.

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A/N: Buenos dias Man-- (dodges thrown tomatoes)

Also, happy holidays. I didn't post this yesterday because I was busy with family. This was remarkably easy to push out anyway, so I'm glad I was able to post at all before New Year's. Please tell me what you thought.