I mi gahn laydun lait las nite an ah jus waik fah di mose friggest ah al dream eva.

Who waan yere it?

EDIT: Oh my god its not in English
Don't laugh I just woke up. That's my native tongue, it's called creole.

It's simmilar to the Jamaican patwah.

Sorry! XD

No I'm not drunk - I don't drink alcohol. I'm just half awake and was really excited ok? Plus I was talking to one of my friends before, he doesn't speak English.

Anyway translation:

I went to sleep late last night and I just woke up from the weirdest (is frigged an English word?) dream ever had. Who wants to hear it?

I had to unpublish it to post it? The heck.

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Anyway since you guys won't drop it, yes that is a real language, especially in the Caribbean (where I live). <~<

It's simmilar to English Phonetically, it's why grammar and spelling are a bit if a challenge for me lol.

Buuut here's the dream
Tw: Guns
Hostages

So it starts with Thomas and his friends going on tour in his bus.

So we got Joan, Talyn, Valerie, Terrence, Jamal Jay/Jo and a bus driver. All his friends are viewers obviously so the sides are chilling in the bus with them all but this is before they purpled their hair and before the costume change.

Now there hoping from town to town all over the place. They each take turns staying up with the bus driver just incase right and of course Verge stays up the most days in a row because the boi is paranoid as heck.

Finally they reach like an area between states (I don't really know anything about the American states so yeah...), where it's all just road for miles and Logan and Patton finally convince Virgil to go to sleep becuase his constant mumbling and muttering of "what if's" is slowly getting on their nerves.

They then realize that Anxiety isn't saying it out loud he's just thinking about it really loudly and the other sides and Thomas can hear him.

Idk man Logan ends up with a headache from it and they finally get Virgil to sleep and by that I mean he and Princey were wrestling while Talyn and Joan were chanting "fight, fight fight!"

Jay/Jo was betting with Terrence and Valerie was videoing it. Eventually Roman managed to pin Verge down long enough for them both to pass out. Dad pulls a blanket over them and just leaves them there.

Jay/Jo and Terrence then pay The bus driver becuase he won the bet??

Anyway the drive continues with Prinxiety asleep, Thomas, Jay/ Jo and Jamal harmonizing softly with a guitar.
Joan, Talyn and Val were braiding each others hair and Patton was coloring in a coloring book. Logan was holding his head because he still had a headache.

They stop at a shop in the middle of like nowhere and the bus driver tells them that this is there last stop for a while so go buy snacks and stuff and by now Logan's head is pounding to the point that he can't stand.

So Thomas, Talyn, Joan, and Patton offered to get some Advil. While the other guys go get snacks. Roman wakes just before they leave and slips from Virgil's side to go buy some stuff too.

Leaving a pained Logan, a sleeping Virgil and the bus driver alone in the bus.

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The group splits up in the shop and Thomas gets all kinds of medicine and his arms are just full of pill bottles and boxes. Meanwhile Joan has a giant first aid kit and Talyn brought a small lil' basket to carry the items. And Talyn looks at the other two "Guys what the fuck?!"

Soon they meet up with the others to see they have their arms and little baskets stacked to the max with junk and stuff, Talyn just shakes their head and everyone laughs.

Now as they were about to pay for their huge amount of stuff a dude comes in with a gun, he's dressed in full black mask on and everything, except he doesn't have gloves so his pale as heck hand are showing for some reason.

He tells everyone to get down or he'll shoot.

The first person he points his gun to is Thomas.

Ro and Pat pop up at their host's side immediately but they can't move becuase if they so much as move Thomas will get shot.

All of his friends are right behind him and they can't do a thing to help and Thomas is internally freaking out. Becuase the dude keeps chuckling and telling them that he "just might make 'this one' an example"

The suddenly he stops laughing and tenses up fearfully. There's a cool blunt object pointed at the back of his head.

"You even twitch and I'll pull the trigger"

Everyone is surprized to see Anxiety looking all menacing and holding his phone to the back of the dudes head.

At this point if they didn't see it they would really think the personality held a gun, and the thief unable to really see it was buying it too.

From the corner of his eye he could see a lil bit of the reflection. But because verge is left handed he couldnt see the 'type of gun'. All he knew was that the one holding him at gunpoint was also wearing full black, in a hoodie and he sounded scary.

"Look man, if you want this one that's cool, I'll just split and call it even ther's plenty for the both of us-"

"No, drop your gun now, I don't like to share"

"How bout I just go, there's another store a couple miles from here, I'll just take that one instead and leave you to this one, cool?"

"You got three seconds"

And internally Verge is panicking because he obviously doesn't have a real gun and the dude won't move his away from Thomas' face.

"Please mister don't shoot him!"

Everyone turns to see this little 6 y/o brown girl, she's kneeling beside Roman and she looks like she's going to cry.

"I know he's a bad man but please don't shoot him!" She crys.

From her angle the girl can obviouslt see that Anxiety doesnt have a gun, Verge takes the bait.

"Sorry kid, if he doesn't drop his gun then I will shoot him, might wanna turn around for that"

She then starts bawling and screams. "That their gonna shoot the bad man! Their gonna shoot the bad man"

The their starts freaking out
"Ok, ok!" And he drops his gun. It goes clanking on the ground.

Verge wastes no time and slams his elbow straight into the back of the guy's head knocking him out.

Logan appears from nowhere and grabs tie wraps from the clerks table and ties the dude's hands behind his back.

And when it's over everyone just pauses from the weight of what just happened.

Virgil of course is like the first to crack.

He flips off his hood running two hands into his hair and he practically shouts at Thomas.

"Can I have a panic attack now?"

Not knowing what to do he laughs, cuas in ng everybody to laugh, they were ok.

And then Anxiety talks to the little girl.

"You deserve and Oscar, I'm not even kidding"

And she takes a lil bow before high fiving Verge.

And it turns out one of the people in the shop was also a producer or something and he asked the little girl of she wanted to be an actor in a new movie he was making??

She said yes and idk the dream then cuts to everyone leaving, they got like half their stuff free, the police came in the store but they were normals so they couldn't see the sides, so the surveillance camera footage didn't make any sense to them and when they wanted to question Thomas they all left on the bus.

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On the bus the others and Thomas ask Virgil what happened and how he knew to get to the store.

And Verge is like, "Thomas, I'm your Anxiety, you were freaking out way more than natural and I felt it, I had to come"

Logan pipes in "he bolted awake and ran out the door, I had to check on him"

And the bus driver tells them that he hopes they got enough stuff becuase it was going to be a long ride.

Long story short Virgil refused to sleep unless he was sprawled across Thomas and the other sides.

Which was fine, except Thomas also wanted to sleep next to his friends and some how it ended up with them all in a huge pile?

I don't even know man.

And the bus driver keeps driving up into a sunrise.

And that was my dream, it was weird but cool.

I think I got this dream when I was looking through funny screenshots I took from twitter