*another lil promt thing from tumblr*

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The cacophony in the classroom could probably rival a rocket ship's take off. All the noise was finally getting on the subs nerves and since majorityof the students were walking around and screaming, who could blame him.

"Alright, listen here you lil brats!"

The class quieted down, but only by a little.

"I'm losing the little bit of patience I'm known to have. I've been spit-balled and shot with various school supplies - which none of you are getting back by the way. I'm not Logan but I'll be dammed if I let pocket protector fall  behind on his work"

"look man, we didn't ask for a sub", exclaimed a sarcastic student.

To everyone's surprise, the sub bit back just as snarkily.

"And I didn't ask you to ask a question but here we are-"

But, of course he was cut off by another student.

"Excuse me, um sir but what happened to Mr. Logan?"

At least this student had some respect.

"Logan's sick so he asked me to teach you-"

"Dude, we don't even know your name-"

The sub smirked and began writing something on the board. V-I-R-G-I-L.

"My name is Virgil and if you guys don't learn how to behave, then by the end of the day...I will be your worst nightmare, got it?"

The class went dead silent and the children nodded fearfully.

Sure using his demonic echo was low and sure Patton said not to scare the kids but he got spit-balled and he was pretty sure that there was gum in his precious bangs. The risk of having it get cut off was at least worth a little scare, wasn't it? 

"Good, now according to your course outline, Logan was supposed to be teaching you about blood diamonds, right?"

The class nodded again.

Virgil found it a tad bit creepy but he turned to the board and began writting some dates.

"Blood Diamonds were first made in..."

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