*it's a short thing I wrote for a promt from my tumblr*

Sorry this took so long and it's so short but I ended up piled with unexpected hw so...yeah lol.

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The commons was fairly quiet today, though that's because there was hardly anyone it, save for a little girl and her companion of course.

Said girl was chatting animatedly while generously applying a smooth coat of black nail polish onto her aforementioned companion's nails.

"And he was like, "I bet you can't do that" and asked him "Why not?" And do you know what he did?"

"What did he do?"

"He pointed at me laughing and said, "you can't do it, because you're just a little girl". So I climbed it all the way to the top and spat in his face"

"Should have thrown your shoe at him too-"

"Nah of I did that then he'd have proof"

"Oh?"

"I mean, I could have gotten excited that I made it to the top the wind and gravity could have managed to move my sweat and spit onto his face. I mean I'm just a little girl,  I can't control the forces of nature"

Her companion instantly started laughing, it was a bell like sound and the girl smiled, that laughter was not often heard.

"I've taught you well"

"Yes, you have, now can you teach me how to talk to my teacher with out getting in trouble with Dad?"

"Eh, I can go for you squirt-"

"What, like dressed as Dad? No way, you go a day without your make up? I'm not putting you through that torture"

"See this is why we can hang out, you get me, but no, I mean I can go as your big brother, besides I'm older than 18 and it's not technically a lie"

"True, but it won't work-"

"Why not?"

"Lo teaches at the school, he'll spot you a mile away"

"Leave that to me, I got a bit of dirt on the Teach, if he tries anything I'm telling Thomas"

This time it was the girl's turn to laugh.

"Ok, but what about Dad?"

"Of anything tell him we're bonding, he always says for me to do it more often-"

"Yeah, with like Roman-"

"Virgil!"

"Speak of the devil"

"Virgil!" Called the Royal once again.

"What?!"

The Prince suddenly popped up infront of the pair on the floor.

"I require your assistance- oh, hello Fiona, didn't see you there, something you two conspiring?"

The girl, Fiona, frowned.

"This is girl talk so leave"

"I will dear, as soon as Verge helps me out-"

"I didn't agree to anything yet Princey"

"Ah, but the keyword is 'yet'. I need your help in getting away from the other children, Pranks and Misleading Compliment are tag teaming with the other two and their trying to run me to the ground!"

"So what do you want me to do a bout it?"

"I want you to-", but before he could finish Roman was cut off by a battle cry.

"There he is!"

"Get him!"

The Prince all but screamed as he sprinted away from the charging children. "There's a herd of them!"

Fiona and Virgil watched as Roman was practically "gunned down" and tackled by Liam and then as rest of the giggling group of kids dog-piled them.

"I have fallen, avenge me! Virgil, Fiona, avenge meee!"

Shaking his head at his counterpart's dramatics, Anxiety examined his now black fingernails. The looked good.

"Want the purple to match your hoodie? I can make a patchwork design"

"Sign me up Squirt", he shrugged as he placed his nails in her hands, "now, about your teacher..."

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Just incase y'all didn't know, Fiona and Liam are the names of the kids who play as Patton's children, so I just call em that. Idk Patton's daughter doing Virgil's nails gives me life XD.