AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Reala is a Fan Character that I BARELY draw anymore. In other words, that I barely talk/use. So, don't get interested on her.

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Dark Pit had to give a report for a ''project'' to his fellows.

"The difference between my part and their part, is that my part has the word: Sex, not, Cotton,"

The fellows were: Mr. Hades, Palutena, Viridi, Pit and Reala.

Viridi, Palutena, Reala were paying attention, while Pit was looking awkwardly around from the table to Mr. Hades for his opinion. Hades was thoughtful.

Dark Pit had brought an apple for his ownself. He threw it up to the air, to then fell in his hand, and caught it. He also brought a poster with a male figure, for his title.

Hades opened his mouth, finally with his question:

"And, what about the model? Are you sure he isn't to... um...?" Hades moved his hand in mid air, trying to find how to say the last word.

Dark Pit again threw the apple in the air:

"...Gay?"

Hades's eyebrows went up and noded, looking at Dark Pit for the answer.

"Ladies..." Dark Pit looked at Palutena and Viridi.

"I wouldn't care if he was, I would take him to bed anyway," Viridi concluded. While Palutena and Reala were laughing. Pit feeling more awkwardly, he looked at Dark Pit.

"What do YOU think?" Dark pit asked, while he brought the apple to his mouth, biting it.

Pit felt a rare chill on the spine:

"I, I haven't thought about it..." Pit looked at how Dark Pit chewed the piece of apple in his mouth, bits of juice droping off his lips...

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Later, the group were leaving the room, only with Dark Pit, Reala and Pit in the room.

Reala was with Dark Pit at the front door, talking some things, while Pit was packing his things up. Dark Pit went to peek on Pit, while this broke the gaze.

Reala looked at Dark Pit:

"Ah... he is maaarrieeed~" Reala sang, as in a tease.

"Aha," Dark Pit just replied, annoyed on how much Reala tends to tease him.

"With one child,"

"Ah, a family man"

Reala's eyes went big for a bit, anger in her eyes.

Pit went to the door:

"Excuse me, can one of you tell me were the bathroom is?" Pit looked at both.

"Yeah, is down the hall, to the left," Reala replied happily.

"Thanks..." Pit felt awkward at Dark Pit's gaze, he walked away.

"That's a looooong, trip... He might get lost," Dark Pit went almost in a walking position.

"I'm sure, you should lead his way..." Reala smiled evily, behind Dark Pit's back.

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Pit was in the bathroom, getting his clothes a bit of a fix. When Dark Pit entered in:

"I had to hold the piss during the whole report, thinking I couldn't hold up much longer"

Pit again, felt awkward looking at the reflection that the mirror showed.

"Your presentation was very impressive..." Pit talked to the mirror, in way to Dark Pit.

"...think so?" Dark Pit looked at Pit with the corner of the eye.

Silent for a while.

"Yeah, really impressive..."

"Well, I'm glad you liked it, because that is why I did such project... to please the fellow..."

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Dark Pit and Pit were drying their hands after a wash of it.

"Well, I guess we should, get back there..." Pit began.

"Yeah, I guess so," Dark Pit put on his gloves.

Pit just got again awkward...

"It's been a pleasure..." Pit extended his hand.

Dark Pit looked at it, then to Pit's face:

"It can't be, there is still more to go..."

Shock.

"Excuse me??" Pit looked at Dark Pit, while he only blinked, his face showed tranquility but at the same time, his eyes had hunger.

Pit backed up a bit. Just when Dark Put got a arm wrapped on Pit's shoulders. Dark Pit pinned him into a private toilet. While inside, Dark Pit closed the door, locking it.

Dark Pit began to mess with Pit's clothes.

"I may be wrong, huh? I don't know much about you buddy" Dark Pit leaned in to kiss Pit, while this hold a hand on Dark Pit's chest.

"Ah... I don't kiss..." Pit was nervous. Dark Pit got the belt off Pit.

"Yeah... right" Dark Pit pulled Pit with force, slamming his lips with Pit's own.

Dark Pit forcely used his tounge on Pit's. While this grunted nervously, not suren if it was right or not.

Dark Pit got to un-button Pit's shirt, leaving a view to his chest. Dark Pit began to lick Pit's neck, giving some bites. Pit just grunted and panted.

Dark Pit then got to lick a bit on Pit's cheek. He then tackled Pit on his chest to the wall.

Dark Pit, with Pit's pants pulled down, Dark Pit got to his action, to hear Pit grunt his name.

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Dark Pit got out of the building with Pit aside him, to find Reala in the main entrance. Reala had daggers in her eyes:

"What took you so long??" She whispered to Dark Pit, leaving a traumatized Pit walk away to his car:

"Just, plumber difficulties..." Dark Pit put his arms behind his back, as if a gentlemen waited for his woman arrive.

Reala just stared Dark Pit with daggers on anger.

'How could he... just a newbie!' Reala yelled in her mind. Still looking a tranquil Dark Pit.

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