[plot w/some yaoi]

Two boys, each chosen to train under one of the two most powerful beings in existence, in order to fill their role (even immortals would like to retire).
Jun will replace God.
Rin will replace Satan.

Jun is cute, clumsy, and big-hearted, bordering on naïve, which attracts God at first.
Rin is cold, womanizing, and cruel, and he excels at abusing his power; he's more of a devil than Satan's own sons.

But when Jun turns out to have a dark past and darker secrets, what will God do with his apprentice?
And when Rin is discovered to have a soft spot for animals and a love of all things cute, how will Satan take it?

As it is later found out, the boys know each other from school, and even stranger, both harbor secret feelings for the other, the likes of which they haven't ever dared to contemplate. Worse still is when God and Satan find them experimenting with... things, even if the two swear up and down that it's strictly business.

Everything is not as it seems.

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I'm putting [plot w/some yaoi] in without a question mark after it so I can't back out at the last second and be like "nOPE SHONEN-AI GUYS NO YAOI I WAS JUST KIDDING HAHahaha... please don't kill me"
I have to put hardcore yaoi in this, this way
Even if it kills me
((But I haven't even written hetero smut, how tf am I supposed to write yaoi?))
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
[UPDATE: I'm doing it (writing yaoi), I'm really doing it!]
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THERE WILL BE PLOT. This isn't mindless fanservice. It will be a little while before Jun and Rin meet (as apprentices). Okay? THERE WILL BE A LOT OF STORY/WORLD/CHARACTER BUILDING BEFORE SMUT (*cough* procrastination).
NO SACRILEGIOUS INTENT- lol no I'm personifying God and Satan and using them as actual characters. Yo, no disrespect intended, and I have almost zero knowledge of anything religion-like, so hooray for writers' liberties and inaccuracies!
Take note: I am a short, white, non-practicing catholic, fujioshi teenage girl. I'm not even pretty or nice. I'm just doing this for fun. If I get hate, I'll just say "fuck off" and block 'em.
[UPDATE:
I make plot happen before (total) yaoi for a reason. This way I can leave out that awkward-but-super-duper-don't-forget-in-real-life-important preparation stage and still be accurate. Skips right to the sexy stuff. No digestive system, yo! Devils and Angels are easier to write than humans that way. I get all my information on this kinda thing from manga, okay, I spend 70% of my day reading yaoi manga so I know how this stuff should go down it's research]

Now, who's ready to come with me on this magical bullshit-filled ride into IDontGiveAFuckLand?