Chapter 34 - Opposites

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(No DSMP apart for this. Sorry! -Pleb)

Hermitcraft / Empires SMP

<truesymmetry> Oh...so his real name is Xavier? Good to know...

<EvilXisuma> Just some friends. Why?

<falsesymmetry> TRUE?!

<truesymmetry> Hey hey, Falsie!

<falsesymmetry> Please refrain from calling me "Falsie."

<GeminiTay> What are you guys doing here?

<AriesEva> Hi Gem. ;)

<Iskall85> WHY IS ISGALL HERE?!

<isGall85> To see how many people I can torment with my poggers face! :D

<BadTimeWithScar> Hey, where's Scar?

<Grian> SCAR IS DEAD!!!

<Tango> Wait, how is BadTimes here? Wasn't that the name Scar had as his opposite when he was being possessed by the red egg 5 years ago?

<BadTimeWithScar> So he used my name, huh? That man always did always lack creativity...

<Grian> Scar DOES NOT lack creativity!!! He's a brilliant man who's very creative!

<Tango> Creative, yes. Brilliant, no. He killed X, how could he be brilliant?

<Dream> What the fuck is going on here?

<AriesEva> Not much. It was brought to our attention that EX needed help wreaking havoc. He personally came to ask us

<Dream> HE DID WHAT?!

<EvilXisuma> Ah, maybe I am a bit guilty. ;)

<Dream> You kill George, and now you're bringing your evil friends on just to have the advantage in the war huh?

<EvilXisuma> How do you-

<Dream> How do I know?! I know how this works. I also know that little Xavier wants to be exactly like his big brother, Xisumavoid!

<EvilXisuma> KEEP XISUMA'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT HE'S DEAD!!!

<Dream> Actually, it's not. He CHOSE to declare war on me! And as I recall, Scar was the one to kill him.

Xavier closed the communicator in frustration. He didn't care. He felt someone approaching him from behind.

Xavier swiftly turned around to see a man with parrot wings. "Grian? What do you want?!"

"I'm disappointed in you, Xavier," The Watcher said ever so calmly. "You're causing more problems for us to fix. You killed Scar, and even people who did nothing to you? Do you really think it was fair to take the lives of Tubbo, Eret, Bad, Skeppy, and George?"

Xavier looked down. "You know G, part of it was because I needed my friends. Because the Hermits always have outcasted me as a freak, villain, and so much more."

"The Hermits help each other Xavier. If you need anything, we'll help."

"Those guys have been my friends for years. They're not evil, they're misunderstood. And I miss Hels."

Grian took a deep breath. "Needing them is fine. But maybe you shouldn't have brought them onto the server to cause chaos!"

"You cause chaos all the damn time!"

That left the blond gremlin in shock. "I- TRUE! But that's beside the point. My stuff is harmless."

"Pranks are harmless. But wars aren't."

Then a small tabby cat caught Grian's eye. "Hey, what's that?"

"I don't know," Xavier said, inching closer to the cat. "It's cute!"

He stroked the cat's fur and pet it.

Then BadTimes came over. "There you are!"

He immediately scooped up the cat.

"Since when do you have a cat?" Xavier asked.

"Since always," BadTimes responded. "And I love her."

"What's her name?"

BadTimes lit up. "Peanut Butter!"

The two walked off, talking about BadTimes's cat.

Grian sighed, knowing it'd take a lot more to resolve the issue of the Hermits' alter egos.

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I realize that I have been spelling Aspen as Aspin for most of the story...I realize that my AU has been twisted so damn much just for the new additions.

- Pleb

BadTimes's cat is named Peanut Butter for a reason! Scar's cat is named Jellie, which reminds me of Jelly. Get it? 😏 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!!! Gosh, now I'm thinking of Lander from TMF- Grian said Xavier was causing more problems. In reality, I am. I add too much conflict. Sorry not sorry other writers! :D My favorite Hermitcraft alter ego is probably EX tbh -w- (Purple and orange summons many fandoms: Lander, Karlnap, and Charlight -Pleb) Lander: The Music Freaks; Karlnap: Dream SMP; Charlight: InquisitorMaster. LANDER MY BELOVED- <3 (I'll be honest. Karlnapity is underrated. I don't see enough of it. I don't even see it anywhere else anymore -Pleb)

-Galactic

I love it how oblivious everyone else on the server is to what happen in Dream's mind (not their fault but I'm wondering when will anyone notice the change.). It would be so funny if they thought it was Dream all along and when they are about to go back to their sever Nightmare just goes like "Oh yeah, It's me, who caused a lot of your problems 5 years ago and somehow has now became a major component of solving your problems now. Bu Bai Bitsh." I don't know why but that just sounds so funny to me. (Lmao yeah Dream gets all the blame when really it was Nightmare. Even funnier that now he's the one needing to solve problems xP Anyway, solving problems? I PERSONALLY CAN'T RELATE >:)))))))) -Galactic) Your the problem maker. Of course you don't know how to solve problems.

-Peachy