A/N: The last time I tried to do this, Wattpad gave me a heck of a time, and most people didn't get to see it, so I'm redoing this.

*Theme music plays*

Moonstorm: "Welcome, once again to Funniest Announcements!
Today, our guest is a god, a god from the releam of Azguard.
He's widely known as a racal and a theif, but he's also known for being rather, ah, attractive, shall we say."

*Attentive memeber of the audience gasps dramatically*

Moonstorm: "Give a loud round of applause for . . . LOKI, ODINSON!!!!!"

*Loki appears out of nowhere*

Loki: "Who are you? Why am I here? Are we enemies? Are you with the DA? I'll tear you all to shreads!"

*Fanatic fangirl screams*

Moonstorm: "Sorry, I hope you'll forgive our unconnventional methods of getting you here.
This is a show featuring the most hummorous announcements made by people right here on Wattpad!
I, Moonstorm, the Seawing-Nightwing, am the host!
And you, my otherworldy lord, are today's guest!"

*Girls scream louder, and someone swoons*

Loki's thoughts: I could get used to this!
Maybe I can hide here . . . just for a little while . . .

*Moonstorm chortles*

Loki: "Did you just read my mind?"

Moonstorm: "Uhhh, not exactly, but sort of.
Let's begin, shall we?"

Loki: "Why does Thor fly in the air and noy in the dirt?"

Loki: "Wait, they have feelings now? That was fast."

Loki: "MEEEEEE!"
Moonstorm: "I don't even know what that is."

Moonstorm: "AWWWWWWW, I LOVE BLOB! HE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE OCTOPUS EVER!"

Loki's thoughts: Cuter than ME??? No octopus can possibly be hotter than I!

Loki: "I wonder why I naver sing around Thor . . ."

Loki: " Ooooh, I want to hold the world."

*Moonstorm blink blink*

Loki: "Kidding!"

Loki: "Ahhh, cleaver. I would rather join the Ravengers, personally. With, of course, the exeption of Thor."
Moonstorm . . .
"I wanna be a Guardian of the Galaxy."

Loki: "If you are having trouble controling your fire power, call 911."
Moonstorm: "Actually, call Peril."
Loki: "She wouldn't be able to help, she'd make it worse. She burns everything she touches."
Moonstorm . . .
Moonstorm: "Ya know what call Ghostbusters."

Loki: "But I though ketchup WAS a smothie . . . "

Loki: "Pfft, who would wear that trash?!"
*Moonstorm looks down her feet*
*Turns as red as a cherry*
Moonstorm: "WHAT THE F-"
*Throws them out the garbage*
Moonstorm: "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I have no clue what that was, but let's move on!"
Loki: "Admit it; you were wearing high-heals."
Moonstorm: "No! I'm serious, I was not wearing those a second ago!"
*Inhales*
And here we come to a few older announcements that I pulled off of the shelf because they involve you, Loki, and I though you might like to read them."

Loki: "Okay."

Loki: "I'm honored."

Loki: "I am known for being hot."

Loki's thoughts: Speaking hot, for a dragon, Moonstorm is ravishing!"

*Moonstorm coughs loudly*
*Several audience members sigh*

Moonstorm: "Uhhhhh, I hate to break it to you, but I already have my eye on someone."

Loki: -_-
Dam octopus

Moonstorm: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, you're in luck!"
(A/N:Sorry about the bad image; I'll translate)

(Why must I be so weird? Earlier my dad asked me what I wanted to do today, and I said, "I want Loki to push me against a wall and ask, "WHERE'S THE MONEY?!" so that I can say, "Are we about to kiss?")

*Loki grabs Moonstorm*
"WHERE IS SHE?!!!!"

Moonstorm: "She's just outside the studios! I saw her leave early, but if you hurry, you can catch her before you lose her!"

Loki: Thank you!"
*Kisses Moonstorm on the cheek*
"I'M COMING, MY DEAREST LOVE!"

Moonstorm: "Weeeeeeeeeell, that was certainly dramatic.
Hopefully the two of them end up together."

*Nervously glances at the small group of fangirls sniffing and climbing up the stage*

Moonstorm: "But, I think that's was pretty worthwhile, and I'm happy that-"

*Ducks as a pie zooms over head head and hits the wall*

Moonstorm: "I so should have seen this coming! Why didn't I remember how devoted simps are?!"

*Intense mobster screams*

Moonstorm: "Ya know, I hate to break up the party, but I think this is my cue to go! Before I get murdered, I want to say a thanks to out prodoucers:

-AmericanIdiot-

Wofgorl

TransAither

acxrn-

1_L1KE_P0TAT0ES

Frostflowerthehybrid

DaughteroftheSeaGod3

BricketFan

WatsonPhia

*Mob closes in on Moostorm*
*She tries to dash through the crowd and out the door, but is blocked*

Moonstorm: "Before we start . . .  does anyone want to surrender? No? All right then!"