So I do have a Christmas gift for you guys this year- 

For one thing, starting January 1st, there's going to be a new art book. Expect yearly changes to be a constant because I don't want art books to take up most of my profile because I'd at least like to display some public semblance of being a writer first because you know... I am.

Despite the lack of updates.

I've still been writing between coughing bouts and family time it's just been so bad I refuse to post it.

As for the other gift/personal promise...

Chapter counts.

For the last year, I've had a "x followers ahead/behind count" and now there's going to be a chapter count up there too. I'm even keeping all the chapters I'm behind right now to show I'm in good faith and do plan to make it all up. Don't expect me to catch up any time soon but starting January 1st ALL of my stories are fair game so I'll be updating a bunch of stories basically at random. 

The ones guaranteed to be on the rotation are The Space Between Stars, Where The River Bends, and Broken Souls, with Extraordinary and Deja Vu coming soon and then my auxiliary/support stories probably making appearance some time in the very distant future.

Things you can expect in the future...

-I will hopefully continue to improve at art

-The DragonClan spoofs will continue to be up, online, and every time someone reads them I will cry and swear to delete them but not actually do anything about it

-More confusing worldbuilding that no one actually reads

-Several of your faves will probably be murdered at some point in the future

-Everyone will be revealed as a reincarnate of someone and/or be canonically stated to know someone else. Orcafin and Gale went drinking together in the afterlife. Ten is actually a seraph because reasons. The dragon Dragonstar saw in the very beginning was actually G'ren. Everything is canon. Make shit up. Probably happened somewhere.

-Some new plot threads will drive the entire narrative of my worlds together- For one thing, it is proved that Dill's DNA actually does contain traces of pickle and he and Toxis must work through a tough spot in their relation because of it because he's not comfortable dating a plant.

-I will personally write a novel on each of the Princesses before the year gets out, including Halcyon, who canonically just spent her life writing things. Have you ever tried to write about someone writing something. Holy shit it is boring. The stuff I do for you guys. 

-Indy will get his cooking show as soon as we get over the lawsuits

-Evan Drake does karaoke

-I finally plan to write a character with good self esteem who makes it to the end of the book

-Rose Eudica and Novastar will join forces in a crossover where all they do is try to fix their relative's problems and bitch about siblings

-The Fandomstuck gang will be swapped out for the Amalgam gang with no explanation one morning in early March 2017

-Red will start a let's play channel with Ashley as a guest star 

-Dill, Gaile, and Fang will duke it out while Orca blasts Megalovania in the background

-public Galindy make out session

Well at least some of those things. i dunno man technically there are infinite worlds and infinite possibilities thus your terrible shitty rarepair is canon somewhere. what's important is that you're here, you read my books, i love you, and space is expanding faster than ever and no one knows why the hell it's happening.

yes this list was a joke it's 11:24 and I know no one reads this i'm bored

merry christmas it's been a good three years