You're browsing on the net.
It's been a whole month
and you're bored as hell.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot her-
Orca LeFin.

She's following you
with some dog at her side.
She takes her claws and cuts down the fourth wall.
She's coming for you.
Orca LeFin.

You start looking for updates,
but you're distracted by old spoofs.
She's almost upon you now
but you're still looking at old DC memes!
By Arceus, there's memes everywhere!

Reading for your life

with Orca LeFin.

She's reaching for a knife.
(Why, Orca LeFin?)
Watching with disgust...
gimmicky character Orca LeFin.
Living with some idiots-
Orca LeFin.
Killing for sport,
Orca Le Fin.
Eating all the bodies...
actual cannibal Orca LeFin!

Now it's dark and you're onto the Cities Have Fallen,

but the feels are strong and you've lost the will to live.
Stranded with a murderer,
you pretend to skim the pages, then run.
A-ha! In the distance,
a small box labelled 'for a good home'.
Free Eevees!
You yell for help toward it,
but oh no! You hear ... just Fang! Damnit.

This was a mistake.
(Quiet, quiet.)
Trying to escape.
(Quiet, quiet.)
But curiosity brings you towards the box.
Sitting inside, Orca LeFin.
Plus insignificant dog.
(Orca LeFin.)
She hands you back your chapter...
(Orca LeFin.)
The plot is picking up...
Sitting in a box with Orca LeFin.
"Everyone is dying," remarks Orca LeFin.
You notice the knife from Orca LeFin.
Same one from the book.
Something's going on with Orca LeFin.

You point out her weapon.
She replies, "what weapon?" 

She does not know what a 'knife' is.

You do not trust Orca LeFin.

Wait! It's August! Chrona surprise!
The author is back, and  there's death in her eyes.
Orca broke the wall again...
She punches her own character Orca LeFin
Transdimensional fight with Orca LeFin
Normal Tuesday night for Orca LeFin
You try to steal the dog from Orca LeFin
but the dog claims that they're "platonic soulbros".

Orca's dodging every blow, she slices to the left
Chrona counters to the right, but Indy takes it in the neck
The purple dog is dead again...
You really pissed off Orca LeFin 

His head topples to the floor, expressionless
Orca sighs and takes a breath.
"He'll regenerate soon. I think." 

I HAVE SPENT TWO YEARS WAITING TO MAKE A SHIA LEBOUF PARODY INVOLVING ORCAFIN AND IT SUCKS BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT SO YOU KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T EVEN GIVE TWO SHITS.

So the last month has been enlightening and terrifying, culminating in me crying a lot for four days because I'm a terrible person who can't socialize and because one of the greatest experiences in my life thus far was over and it took me a while to realize it was gone.

Oh well. Updates should resume Saturday and expect some quality increasements. In the meantime have some fun midnight art.

Trying to incorporate the African Wild Dog aspect of Torch's anatomy with a more fox-ish base. Also snootle wrinkles because he's perpetually angry.

I thought it might be fun to draw Dark Rainbow really oddly giving her distinctly un-canine features because her less realistic drawings always give her this long freakin' snout but now she also has lizard eyes and that weird nose. Might want to mess around with this more because it makes sense in world... let's just say the Obsidians didn't waste any DNA samples.

Realistic Natrina crying. Also convenient excuse to practice DOG TEETH and mouth.

I'd imagine this is her in one of her recurring nightmares where she replays Gash's death in her mind. Could also have something to do with her sister. Need to give Natrina and Lotus some more distinctive facial features.

My dad saw a coyote two nights ago which he claimed was his spirit animal. This was ironic given certain circumstances so I'm stealing his coyote now. Thanks dad